We can do that under the table.

Let's do it during the best man's speech.

oo inbetween Angie and Nick... this day is gonna be funnnn. Can we have Golliwogs on our table so that Sticks on the table next to us gets annoyed?
:banana:

i am ona rather groovy looking table

Who is the best man?

Tables will be decorated with golliwogs and banners made by Nicky.

Entertainment will come in the form of Britney Spears performing on table-tops.

The best man is Angiebabe :)

Ooh on a table with Magic. :lovedup:

Haha, Annie. We'll have to be extra quiet during her speech then.

You can gag me with your tie or something

Or something.

Excuse me, we seem to have some delays.
The ceremony will continue shortly.

Hello all and Welcome.

Today, we are gathered to celebrate the joining in marriage of Shaun and Darenn. Before we begin, I would like to talk about what passage both are stepping in to.

Marriage is a sacred relationship and should not be entered upon lightly. It is
sacred because it was ordained by God, who in the beginning, after creating
man in His own image, He realized that it was not good for him to be alone so
He said shall a man leave his father and mother and join unto his husband and the two shall become one.

*wells up*

*Due to boredm; sets fire to serviettes*

Aww.... :hugesmile:




:P

Someone remember the tissues

*sniff sniff*

Someone has farted on my table :sad:

Sorry, the organ is playing up today!

This is so exciting!

Thanks you all.
Please be seated.

*sits* :xyxwave:

*sits*

Shaun, you come before this gathering of friends and family to proclaim your love and devotion for Darenn. Do you promise to love him, respect him, and care for him during times of joy and hardship? Do you commit yourself to share your feelings of happiness and sadness? And forsaking all others, do you pledge to remain faithful to him?

Ah dooo.

If I may, I'd like to do some personal vows as well.