i have when waiting to cross road gone to grab what i thought was my daughters hand (she was other side of me) almost grabbed some old dears while saying you need to hold my hand to cross road when its safe too
she replied by saying its ok love i think i can manage on my own

If you have seen the Shawshank Redemption (Its brilliant) you will understand...
We watched it today in class..
Then there is a scene where "The Sisters" are beating up Andy. (They are in prsion so "The Sisters" are the group of Gay men in the movie, they were actually beating him so they could rape him.. D: )
ANYWAY!
A girl in my class said, they must not like him, why are the beating him up then walking away then beating him up again.. So me.. being me said.. while the class silenced, "They are raping him!" I got staired at then the whole class went. "Ohhh I get it now..."
LOL moments...


*Jen does not find this subject funny, it is only the circumstances of the conversation. Thankyou.

Similar thing happened to me.
We were in English watching the Shawshank Redemption, and the scene you mention came on, and the teacher paused the DVD cause she felt it was innapropriate & my friend said just as the class silenced "uhhh I wanna see him get bummed"

I was like :blush:

Both of them made me LOL.

Oh god I could a huge list just for each day.

In HMV the other day,the day before the album came out,the guy in the store had loads of copies and I went 'Can I hold it'? When it's comes to TT I have no shame.

The stupidest thing I've ever ever ever said was

'I won't be 18 for the results but I will be for my birthday'.

There's this girl me and my friend used to despise. She was like really manly and rough and was constantly taking the piss out of someone behind their back and we started calling her BFL (Big Fat Lesbian). Not that I have anything against lesbians or nothing. But anywhoo, I was in Science and talking to the guy about me and accidently referred to her as BFL. he asked me what it meant and I explained but everyone was talking and hen didn't hear me. Fast forward a couple more times to me screaming "BIG FAT LESBIAN" to my friend whilst the teacher came in the door.

:bigsmile:

William Shakespeare is a dirty man.


Othello Act 5 Scene 2


Othello: Behold, I have a weapon:
A better never did itself sustain
Upon a soldier's thigh. I have seen the day
That with this little arm and this good sword
...
Here is my journey's end, here is my butt
...
Man but a rush against Othello's breast,
...
O cursed, cursed slave! Whip me, ye devils,
...
Blow me about in winds! Roast me in sulphur!
Wash me in steep-down gulfs of liquid fire!
...
Lodovico: Where is that viper?
...
Othello: I look down towards his feet; but that's a fable.
...
Lodovico: Wrench his sword
...
Cassio: I found it in my chamber;
And he himself confess'd but even now
That there he dropp'd it for a special purpose
Which wrought to his desire.
...
Othello: Where a malignant and turban'd Turk
Beat a Venetian and traduced the state,
I took by th'throat the circumcised dog
And smote him thus.
...
Lodovico:O bloody period!





I was in hysterics, but the worst part was that nobody else found any of this funny. Ahahahaha.

*watching an advert*

Me: *interupts bfs story* EY!!!
Bf: What?
Me: He's looking thinner than when he was on children in need!
Bf: That's because that is Des O'Connor.

nicE

In Tech today i was doing my work next to my freind Chrstina and theres this really annoying girl who everyone hates she kept asking me if i would take Lauren (Thats her name) virginity i went yeh she screamed Lauren i want lesbian lust with you when it when silent i cried with laughter. :tongue:

OMG!
I was laughting at the too... LOLOOL
My Eng Lit teacher was like, "What is the back table laughing at...?" -Does wierd Stup-up and let me teach face-
God That was a funnt day.

:bawling: I'm not annoying! Hahaha.

(nor a virgin)

I was doing my R.E Mock today... and if anyone saw my last bost about The Shawshank redemption, this may be funny.. LOL

When the test papers were being collected, I turned around to a girl behind me, "How did it go?" said I. She said, "I was raging, why was there nothing about Andy getting Ass raped..." I staired for around 10 seconds... silenced... then I say, "That was a movie Amy..... O.o..."
She said, "I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DOCUMENTARY... Why the Feck were we watching that in R.E.... dirty pervert.... (Refereing to our teacher)"
I couldn't stop laughing...

Actually reading that... its not funny... was at the time though.

Lol.

You know you are. :whistle:

haha Shakespeare poems are soo funny, i guess people dont realise how bad it sounds :bigsmile:

Othello is a play.. LOL
But his poems are hilerious as well.. :P

Oh my god. I'm in an internet café and I just farted :(

Lol joel i had an ex girlfriend like that,


-These people up my road were moving house and they had like a massive tree that was hollowed out she said "when they move will they take their tree with them?"

-Also i was talking to her mum about boats, dont remmeber why but she said "boats sink if you turn of the engine dont they?"

Ill have to ask her what other things she used to say there would be something this stupid every day.

Thank ****. The only other person in here at the time has just left. I think he was listening to an iPod :D

Someone I know asked for a beef burger in KFC :joker: