LOL!!! wow its that bad??

I have only seen it at the gym, when im finished and ive got bored ill just sit there and watch it... no sound coz they play music lol seems ok lol!

Haha I hate how they all act dramatic and serious. And it's so boring.

Much prefer goldenballs.

Lol i have seen that i didnt like it lol they neevr seem to win hardly anything.

Only game like it that id watch is who wants to be a millionaire sinceyou can win 1million lol.

*The banned members thread being locked! Needs updating!

Aw I love who wants to be a millionaire! I haven't seen it in ages. If I were to make a LOVE list, that would be on it :lovedup:

- Chicken.
- Arrogant people.
- Lager.
- Kings of Leon.
- Snobby people.
- Rude people.
- Churchill.
- People who say "I'm so fat." - when they're about as fat as a toothpick.
- People who make up excuses.
- People who are late.
- Vinegar.
- My hair.
- Maths.
- Customers at work who think I have steel toes and heels.
- Hairdressers.
- Squirrels.
- Angelina Jolie.
- People that cancel things last minute.
- Over-dramatic people.
- Underage people who flirt with you.
- Mariah Carey.
- KFC.

...churchill? the dog or the man? LOL

I agree with most of them, notably squirrels and maths.

The dog. I want to ring it's neck.

Right, I don't know where to start. I'll never put EVERYTHING I hate onto this list because I hate so much. I even started writing on my walls a "Hate List" which has about 200 things, but I've started covering that up with posters as it's rather unsightly :tongue:

So, let's start.

- Kate Nash. A lot of other modern musicians. Musicians who don't either: a) play instruments, b) write their own material or c) sing well.
- Dogs. They're nice to look at and pet for a while, but living with one is awful. Bad smells, HAIRS everywhere...
- Fart jokes and flatulence - I fart, sure, but I try to do it discreetly. If you find it funny, you need a sense of humour.
- Celebrity culture. People who use cancer as a means of making headlines and money. Gossip magazines and paparazzi. People "famous" for nothing, like Paris Hilton and Chantelle.
- Football hooligans. I hesitate to say "chavs" because they're not all bad and it's impossible to label them all with one thing. But the type who go around picking fights over stupid things like the club you support, or the brand you wear.
- Violence, follows on from the above bullet-point.
- The "indie" scene, MySpace-addicts, E4 presenters. All these people trying to be quirky and individual, yet failing to notice that, in doing so, they all fall under the SAME bracket. Presenters like Nick Grimshaw who dress scruffily, use a heavy accent (which they can't help, I'm sure, but isn't a redeeming quality in itself) and use random humour. The Mighty Boosh falls into this too. "OOOH, A PURPLE SQUIRREL." Anyone can be random, just look around your room and say something you see. "Skittles". OH HAR-HAR.
- People ignorant of decent music and culture. "Who's David Bowie?" Oh I don't know, only one of the most influencial and successful musicians of all-time.
- Drugs. I've got a lot of family and friends who've been, or are, drug addicts. I've lost an uncle as a result and am close to losing a brother. Please, just don't do anything harmful. I don't mind light drugs, like alcohol (though alcoholism isn't something to be taken lightly) or cannabis, but...anything you can get addicted to.
- Taking off my clothes. I'm ashamed of my body and I won't take off a t-shirt in front of anyone.
- People who join Facebook groups like "KILL ALL PAEDOPHILES." Sure, paedophilia is nasty. But this "The Sun"-reading breed of people who think the answer to anything remotely bad is capital punishment and torture is just disgusting. In fact, all extremists. And people who're too lazy or stupid to form rational political ideals. No, don't kill all blacks. Or paedos.
- Spam. Nuff said.
- Slow people. I'm very impatient. Get out of my way.
- People I don't know talking to me in public. Although being offered to steal a boat with a rather fit guy the other night was quite amusing. But people like "you alriiiight?" who clearly don't give a **** and are just asking me to wind me up in front of their friends, get the **** away from me.
- Kerry Katona. ****ing mess. And Iceland adverts. And Coleen Nolan and Jason Donovan as a result.
- Cold tea. Flat drinks. Mouldy stuff. Onions. Garlic. Mushrooms. Cherries. That's pretty much it, food-wise.
- Cook from Skins. And this ridiculous notion that the writers seem to have got, that, rioting in classrooms is fun and commonplace. No it isn't. Schools do, or should, expel everyone involved and tell them to get to ****.
- Kevin Bishop. SHOUTING ALL THE TIME ISN'T FUNNY.
- My internet playing up.
- My best friends ditching me on a night out because a) they've pulled or b) they cba to phone me and tell me.
- The way one of my best friends uses things like my sexuality (despite being the same, himself) or my insecurity to make jokes to everyone else. And everyone else laughing as a result. Sure, I've got a dozen better comebacks, but I don't like mocking people for humour. Sarcasm's fine, but not "ha, you're fat."
- Babies. Screaming, nappies, crying, vomit. Ugh. No thanks.
- Coffee. Ewww.

Yeah! I hate the dog too. Okay, hates a little strong for my feelings for churchill the dog, but "contempt" sums it up.

https://churchill.2touch.co.uk/churc...ges/topDog.gif

"HELLO ROSS"

*People who walk slowly in the street
*People who stop in the middle of the street
*People on the phone
*Lightbulbs (they always need changing!)
*uncomfortable boxers
*annoying customers
*being poor
*having no food in the house
*Posh and Becks
*Attention seekers
*Needy people
*Chewing gum
*Crap tv programmes
*Flouncy gays who scream at anything
*Flies and Maggots
*Moonpig advert!!! So annoying!!!!

Lmao Shaun;
"Slow people. I'm very impatient. Get out of my way."

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*Things breaking down..
*Bank charges..
*Internet page error..
*People that say it's cr@p to an item you have but if they had the item then it would be the best thing ever and be saying "look at this!"..
*When bog paper runs out..
*Tv adverts..
*The looney Left..
*The crazy far right..
*All films before 1977..
*Lady Gaga..
*Fashion head's that wear a plastic milk bottle top as a hat and wear's bog roll paper because its fashion and what do we know! Eh!...
*Modern Art!!!...
*When Liverpool don't win..
*When fizzy drinks become less fizzy..
*Warm beer..
*No phone signal..
*Text talk... ILY xx wb! (Omg and lol are fine)

... Too many to list.

Thank god someone else has realised. I love you just for this comment.

Ps. I used to have a "Hate wall" --- Rather depressing after a while.

Its as if you hate me! :rolleyes:

Haha I fricking LOVE Moonpig. The Beckhams. And eh..

I seek attention.

*sings Chelsea Dagger loudly to Lauren out of spite*

How can you not like them!?

DUHDUHDUH, DUHDUHDUH, DUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUH.

Gazbo.

OMFG.
LY222
LYK FOR EVARR.
:lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:
KAYTHNXBI.

eastenders- most depressing programme on earth.. its so dull im suprised its not losing viewers with people committing suicide.. seriously its THAT depressing
bus's - they really are the worst.. full of people screaming /walking round the bus, like wtf you cant do that juust sit down!/listening to music like get an i-pod like a normal person because not everyone likes *****ing chris brown or whatever
victoria beckham - HATE her
rappers and r&b sh*t , think there proper gangsters and there blatantly not.. and that film notorious b.i.g?! who gives a **** a really?
MUSHROOMS!! - right this is my worst hate probably, what is the point exactly in them?! really? and why do people (my dad) feel the need to put it in like everything and just wreck it.. they have no taste and the feel of it when you chew it makes me bawk and they look like sharks and i just really dont see the point

My god Shaun, you're a happy soul.

oh and people with discusting 2 colours in there hair.. like proper dark and proper blonde ugh
and wearing them big bug eye sunglasses

*adds Markus to the list*

*adds Markus to the list*