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Ninastar 18-03-2009 07:08 PM
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Originally posted by .Andy.
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Originally posted by Ninabitch
LMAO andy! I like it
thank you Ninastar

Am back at 10 with the best one yet

I know you'll love it
even you twilight

errrrr scuse meeehhhh its Ninabitch! Get it right!!!

Jokes


:lovedup:

Novo 18-03-2009 07:09 PM
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Originally posted by Ninabitch
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Originally posted by .Andy.
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Originally posted by Ninabitch
LMAO andy! I like it
thank you Ninastar

Am back at 10 with the best one yet

I know you'll love it
even you twilight

errrrr scuse meeehhhh its Ninabitch! Get it right!!!

Jokes


:lovedup:
I don't like Ninabitch

It sounds common

Ninastar sounds upper class

Firewire 18-03-2009 07:15 PM
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Originally posted by bronaa
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Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
A bloke out for a walk sees a fit blonde girl on the edge of a cliff, he says "are you going to jump?" she says, "Yeah!" He says "before you do would you give me a blowjob?" She says, "yeah why not" and gives him the best bj he has ever had.

After he shoots his load he says "I can't believe you would want to kill yourself with a talent like that" She says "I know but my parents just can't accept me dressing like a woman!"
Heard that one before, I love it :laugh2:
Never heard it but it is hilarious. :laugh3:

Twilight 18-03-2009 07:16 PM
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Originally posted by .Andy.
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Originally posted by Ninabitch
LMAO andy! I like it
thank you Ninastar

Am back at 10 with the best one yet

I know you'll love it
even you twilight
Ok that was funny:laugh:

M X 18-03-2009 08:45 PM
YAAAY! Twilight, that's how you do it!!

lily. 18-03-2009 08:50 PM
A guy goes to the library and asks the librarian for a book about suicide.

The librarian replies: "***** off, you won't bring it back."

M X 18-03-2009 08:55 PM
Haha love that!!

Twilight 18-03-2009 08:55 PM
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Originally posted by TheMichaelO
YAAAY! Twilight, that's how you do it!!
That was funny but the first was a bit Eww

Twilight 18-03-2009 08:56 PM
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Originally posted by lili
A guy goes to the library and asks the librarian for a book about suicide.

The librarian replies: "***** off, you won't bring it back."
Funny:joker:

lily. 18-03-2009 08:56 PM
Here's the deal.. if you click to read it, don't complain that it's offensive.. this is my disclaimer.. I think it's fackin hilarious.. but you may not..

[spoil]Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.[/spoil]

Ninastar 18-03-2009 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by lili
A guy goes to the library and asks the librarian for a book about suicide.

The librarian replies: "***** off, you won't bring it back."
Omg i heard that one

M X 18-03-2009 09:01 PM
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Originally posted by lili
Here's the deal.. if you click to read it, don't complain that it's offensive.. this is my disclaimer.. I think it's fackin hilarious.. but you may not..

[spoil]Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.[/spoil]
OMG! That is so shocking [but only a little bit funny:whistle:

lily. 18-03-2009 09:02 PM
I like it.. the subtle ones are the best.. :P

30stone 18-03-2009 09:12 PM
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Originally posted by lili
A guy goes to the library and asks the librarian for a book about suicide.

The librarian replies: "***** off, you won't bring it back."

Thats the one i was going to post earlier... but i have more..

Little boy disturbs his parents having sex, mum on top. The boy asks "what are you doing" mum says "dad has a big belly so i get on top of it 2 help flatten it".

Boy says "your wasting your time because when you go out shopping the lady next door gets down on her knees and blows it back up again!".

lily. 18-03-2009 09:27 PM
Hit me at 40mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll die.

Hit me at 30mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll live.


Hit me at 10mph when I'm wearing heely's, there's 100% chance it will be funny as ****.

Z 18-03-2009 10:19 PM
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Originally posted by lili
Hit me at 40mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll die.

Hit me at 30mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll live.


Hit me at 10mph when I'm wearing heely's, there's 100% chance it will be funny as ****.
:laugh2:


If you are driving at 40mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll die.

If you are driving at 70mph, there is 0% chance I'll walk out in front of you, you'll be long gone.

------

If abortion is murder, then blowjobs are cannibalism and masturbation is mass genocide.




Yeah I'm not over 18, I deserve to be shot.

tiernanp40 18-03-2009 10:26 PM
i heard this reallly fly jade goody joke and it was so fly and i near acctually killed the person that said it i swear

TheMac 18-03-2009 10:30 PM
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Originally posted by tiernanp40
i heard this reallly fly jade goody joke and it was so fly and i near acctually killed the person that said it i swear
Auf Englisch?

Twilight 18-03-2009 10:35 PM
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Originally posted by tiernanp40
i heard this reallly fly jade goody joke and it was so fly and i near acctually killed the person that said it i swear
English

tiernanp40 18-03-2009 10:35 PM
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Originally posted by mr_mitb
Quote:
Originally posted by tiernanp40
i heard this reallly fly jade goody joke and it was so fly and i near acctually killed the person that said it i swear
Auf Englisch?
wat r u talkin about :hugesmile::hugesmile:

TheMac 18-03-2009 10:38 PM
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Originally posted by tiernanp40
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Originally posted by mr_mitb
Quote:
Originally posted by tiernanp40
i heard this reallly fly jade goody joke and it was so fly and i near acctually killed the person that said it i swear
Auf Englisch?
wat r u talkin about :hugesmile::hugesmile:
Is it not that obvious that we have no clue what you said? IN ENGLISH THIS TIME PLEASE!

Twilight 18-03-2009 10:39 PM
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Originally posted by tiernanp40
Quote:
Originally posted by mr_mitb
Quote:
Originally posted by tiernanp40
i heard this reallly fly jade goody joke and it was so fly and i near acctually killed the person that said it i swear
Auf Englisch?
wat r u talkin about :hugesmile::hugesmile:
Put it in English Now

BigOz 18-03-2009 11:01 PM
xD... omg! people here are just hilarious!

Ross 18-03-2009 11:03 PM
I have a joke...

What's a joke?


[spoil]Twilight[/spoil]

Novo 18-03-2009 11:05 PM
I have a even better one!!!!!!!!

I advice people I dont like on this forum not to look


[spoil].........[/spoil]

:love:


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