| officialleafan |
31-03-2009 07:02 PM |
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Episode 1 - Pilot Part 1
Officialleafan: It happened on a Tuesday. The most tragic of events was about to take place on that Tuesday morning. It started off quite well. The sun was shining; the members of Wisteria Lane did their normal Tuesday activities. The day closed with an unexpected turn of events.
The Fan (:P) Household:
Officialleafan: (entering the living room) You may think that you’re going to destroy the family over this, well you’d better think again, because I will not allow anything to come between me and my family.
Voice: Isn’t it about time you went to check on your sister?
Officialleafan: When I get back, I want you gone!
Voice: Oh I will be, and so will you.
Officialleafan: (leaves the house)
The street just outside of Wisteria Lane:
As Officialleafan walks down one of the street a van pulls up in front of him. Two men wearing all black jump out of the back of the van.
Officialleafan: Can I help you?
The two men grab Officialleafan and throw him into the back of the van and drive away.
Officialleafan: Yes, Tuesday was about to become a day of Tragedy. But for those who planned such a tragic event; well, it was just another job...
Officialleafan: The news of my kidnapping was announced early the following Wednesday morning. Although the residents of Wisteria Lane seemed to be the last to know about it...
The Solis Household:
Sam: (on the phone) Yes i think the clothes should be sold internationally. (pause). Well because i want people all over the world to buy my clothes, not just people in America!
Maid: Ahem...Mr Solis, can i speak to you...
Sam: (on phone) Hold on a second. (places phone on shoulder) What is it?
Maid: Well you gave me a cheque last week as my pay, i went to cash it in and it wouldn’t be accepted.
Sam: What?!
Maid: There isn’t enough money in your account...
Sam: Not enough...wait right here...
Sam heads upstairs and into his bedroom
Sam: (on phone again) Can i call you back? (puts phone down and dials a number) Hey, why has all the money gone for my account?! (pause) No! You said that you’d keep me here until i got a job! (pause) C’mon, two years isn’t long enough. (pause) Fine, then screw you! (throws phone across room)
Sam returns downstairs
Sam: Erm, it appears that my ex hasn’t transferred enough money into my account...can i write you an “i own you”?
Maid: I need that money now!
Sam: Oh please, what do you need to pay, you live with your Mother, you don’t need money, some people work for a living!
Maid: Like you?
Sam: Some of us get away with it. Anyway, we’re not talking about me, we’re talking about you!
Maid: I quit! And if i’m not paid by Friday then i’ll take it further!
The maid leaves the house
Sam: Well...that could’ve gone better.
Sam is disturbed by the sound of the TV in the kitchen
TV reporter: The crime in Wisteria Lane reached critical levels last night as a resident was kidnapped from their home. 22 year old Officialleafan was seen being thrown into the back of a truck and driven away from Wisteria Lane in the early hours of this morning. An onlooker said that there was signs of struggle, and that she was surprised that she was the only one who saw it...
Sam: Oh my god...
Westernburg College
Woman at reception: Hello and welcome to Westernburg College. You must be Julie Mayer...
Julie: Hey! Pleased to meet you!
Lewis: I’m Julie’s father, Lewis Mayer.
Woman at reception: Oh, isn’t this delightful. Anyway, Julie you and your Mom can go and pick your own room now.
Julie: Okay, let’s go.
Julie: This one is nice.
Lewis: Nah, it’s too small. Where will you fit your books?
Julie: Erm, on that shelf?
Lewis: I’m not having my daughter putting her books on a shelf...
Julie: Well where else are they supposed to go?
Lewis: A book holding shelf. Not just a wooden one!
Julie: No, this is fine!
Lewis: Well as long as you’re sure.
Julie places her bags on the bed and hugs her dad
Lewis: I guess this is goodbye for now.
Julie: Yeah, i guess.
Lewis: Okay, bye then.
Lewis leaves the room...then comes walking back in...
Lewis: Come home!
Julie: I’ve only just got here.
Lewis: I know but you know what i’m like on my own. I’m a fire hazard waiting to go off. I need you with me!
Julie: You can cope, trust me!
Lewis: What if there is a power cut again? I don’t know anything about getting the electric back on!
Julie: Call a technician!
Lewis: What if i can’t see the phone?! What if i have no money on my cell phone, and what if i fall and bang my head?!
Julie: Dad...
Lewis: Me and you are like chalk and cheese, we go together.
Julie: They don’t go together...
Lewis: Don’t change the subject. The point is we are always together!
Julie: Remember what you said to me last year, do what you want to do. And i am. I’m going to do my best in college. And you’re going to be fine at home.
Lewis: It’s just, since i split up from your mother you’ve always been there for me, and now you won’t. It’s going to be tough.
Julie: I know, but you’re stronger than you give yourself credit for.
Lewis: You really think so?
Julie: Yeah, you can manage i promise.
Lewis: (sighs) Okay then, but you’d better ring me every day to tell me how things are going!
Julie: I will, i promise!
Lewis: Okay, i’ll leave you to it!
Julie: Bye!
As Lewis walks through the college corridor’s, she sees the TV in the lounge
TV reporter: The crime in Wisteria Lane reached critical levels last night as a resident was kidnapped from their home. 22 year old Officialleafan was seen being thrown into the back of a truck and driven away from Wisteria Lane in the early hours of this morning. An onlooker said that there was signs of struggle, and that she was surprised that she was the only one who saw it...
Lewis: Oh my god...
The Van De Kamp Hodge household
bronaaaa: (pulls out a perfectly made pie from the oven) Just right!
(Andrew Enters)
bronaaaa: Andrew, i hope you’ll be joining me and your sister for dinner tonight?
Andrew: I can’t. (reaches into the fridge) I promised I’d go to the movies with this guy...
bronaaaa: You’re going to run off to the pictures after watching me bake this lovely pie?
Andrew: Well if he could come around here...
bronaaaa: Well i hardly know him. What’s his name?
Andrew: Paul.
bronaaaa: How old is he?
Andrew: Oh..he’s only 41.
bronaaaa: (gasps) Are you serious?! Andrew you’re 19!
Andrew: Look, he’s fine with it, i’m fine with it. Can we leave it at that?
bronaaaa: Well you’ll certainly not be seeing him in the future.
Andrew: I’m 19, i can do what i want, and i am not coming to this meal if you can’t accept who i date!
bronaaaa: Andrew he’s nearly as old as me!
Andrew: Who cares? Sooner or later you’re going to push people away you know, you wonder why Danielle’s never home!
(Andrew storms out of the kitchen)
(bronaaaa is disturbed by the news reporter on TV)
TV reporter: The crime in Wisteria Lane reached critical levels last night as a resident was kidnapped from their home. 22 year old Officialleafan was seen being thrown into the back of a truck and driven away from Wisteria Lane in the early hours of this morning. An onlooker said that there was signs of struggle, and that she was surprised that she was the only one who saw it...
[i]The Scavo home[/ki]
Ninastar: (on phone) Well that’s great Mom! I’m happy for you. (pause). No there’s no need to come here, i’m coping just fine.
(The three young boys enter clanging their toys and screaming loudly)
Ninastar: Boys will you knock it off! (back on phone) Yeah Mom everything is just fine!
(The twins run past Ninastar knocking her over)
Ninastar: (on floor) Hey watch were you’re going! (picks up phone) Mom? (pause) No, honestly...Mom? Mom? Mom? (puts phone down)
(Ninastar gets to her feet and sits down on the sofa were she is joined by Tom)
Tom: How’s it going?
Ninastar: Not too good, my Mother is on her way here because your boys can’t control themselves.
Tom: What did they do?
Ninastar: They knocked me over whilst i was convincing my mother that we were coping fine with the kids.
Tom: Is now the time to go on holiday?
Ninastar: No, she’s on her way over right now. By the time we’ve packed our bags she’ll be here.
Tom: Well i’ve had a great day...
(Something catches Ninastar’s eye on the TV)
Ninastar: Hold on a second...
(Ninastar grabs the remote and turns the TV up)
TV reporter: The crime in Wisteria Lane reached critical levels last night as a resident was kidnapped from their home. 22 year old Officialleafan was seen being thrown into the back of a truck and driven away from Wisteria Lane in the early hours of this morning. An onlooker said that there was signs of struggle, and that she was surprised that she was the only one who saw it...
The Britt Household
Lauren: Yeah, that washing machine has been so bad lately.
Repairman: I’ll soon get it fixed Ma’am.
Lauren: Oh please; call me Lauren.
Repairman: That’s a great name!
Lauren: (fake laughs) Well aren’t you just a charmer?
Repairman: (raises eyebrows and begins fixing the washing machine)
Lauren: I’ll be right back.
(Lauren returns wearing only her bra and knickers)
Repairman: I’ve fixed the...(he see’s Lauren)
Lauren: Yes...you’ve fixed those pipes...but there’s more that need seeing to.
Repairman: Listen lady...i’m here to a job and i have a family at home...
Lauren: Well i won’t tell if you won’t...
Repairman: Please...just give me the money for the job!
Lauren: How much?
Repairman: $20
Lauren: (reaches for purse and gets $20 out and hands it to the repairman)
Repairman: Thanks (turns to head to the door)
Lauren: Before you go; does my body look good?
Repairman: You’re a little old ma’am. G’day! (the repairman leaves)
(Lauren sits down and turns on the TV)
TV reporter: The crime in Wisteria Lane reached critical levels last night as a resident was kidnapped from their home. 22 year old Officialleafan was seen being thrown into the back of a truck and driven away from Wisteria Lane in the early hours of this morning. An onlooker said that there were signs of struggle, and that she was surprised that she was the only one who saw it...
Officialleafan: The news of my disappearance had spread through Wisteria Lane, and my dear old neighbours gathered around for a good old gossip.
The Scavo’s front lawn
Ninastar: I just can’t believe it...
Sam: I know, i mean i knew the crime was bad but i didn’t know it was this bad.
bronaaaa: Come on, there must be something more to this, we’re a safe neighbourhood, something must have been going on with Officialleafan.
Lewis: Well, what can we do? I’ve not seen anyone dropping flowers or anything.
Lauren: Why would they? No one’s died!
Ninastar: I don’t know guys, maybe we should leave something special outside the house, something that can...pay our respects.
Sam: Don’t look at me, i’m as broke as a joke!
Lewis: We’re not talking money here, what about if we just took something that reminds us of Officialleafan or something?
bronaaaa: What like a painting?
Lauren: Why?! No one’s died yet! If we go around laying gifts down it’s like we’re saying that Officialleafan is gone and never coming back.
Ninastar: Yeah, she’s right. It’ll look like we’re saying that there is no hope. Let’s not lay anything yet.
Sam: Suits me!
Lauren: For all we know Officialleafan may end up being fine and in a few years time we’ll be laughing about this moment...
Officialleafan: [i]I wouldn’t be so sure about that Lauren; you see what my friends have failed to realise is that everyone on Wisteria Lane has secrets...even me...
An unknown location outside Wisteria Lane:
Voice: Did it go...satisfactory?
Man 1: It went fine. Officialleafan is history.
Voice: Good, i hope i can rely on you boys to keep this a secret for now?
Man 1: Sure...
Voice: Because i have my eye on the next victim...and they’re going to regret ever moving to Wisteria Lane.
Man 1: Any clues who it is?
Voice: Oh no...That would be telling.
End of Part 1
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