Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: where are youfrom ?
Stranger: girl or boy ?
You: From the UK and a boy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fine then!

Okay, our nice conversation about tennis has turned into an argument... LMAO

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: are you a ******?
You: No
Stranger: :(
You: Why?
Stranger: i love *******
You: Right...

LOL

You: Oh baby baby if U Seek Amy Tonight
Stranger: oh my god
You: What?
Stranger: what's the meaning?
You: I'm singing a Britney song. You got a problem BITCH?
Stranger: ****
You: I KNOW
Stranger: get out
You: NO
You: EW
You: Don't insult my religion. Britney is our leader.
You: TALK TO ME

EDIT: Apparently it is a Chinese person I am talking to.

i want mine to disconnect and they wont!

LMAO JEN ily :hugesmile:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiya
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where you from?
You: surrey
You: u?
Stranger: japan
You: i like japanese people, i have a friend who is japanese
Stranger: :)

Stranger: m/f?
You: male
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
You: awsome,
Stranger: you too
You: do you like taps?
Stranger: what is taps mean?
You: the taps that has water coming out of it?
Stranger: where is the taps ?can you tell me?

LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!

:joker::joker:

im determined not to disconnect but they wont go lol

LOL who do you have?

I'm so happy, we have stopped arguing about Federer V Nadal.
We are now talking about Wimbledon. Hahaha.

Stranger: is it normal to have one boob bigger than the other?
You: yep
Stranger: thank you, i was unsure
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How odd ...

LMAO TOM

omg jen, i'm discussing tennis with some girl from the netherlands now.

It's brilliant. Hahaha.

LOL are you still talking to that person?

Yes... LOL

This person is from russia

You: do you watch big brother
Stranger: no
You: we have a russian housemate in our series at the moment
Stranger: i fight with busters
Stranger: i kick his ass
You: its a she and she is a boxer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

aww Jen LOL

:shocked: Harry lmao

we're now discussing heidi montag :/

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my breasts are sore.
Stranger: can i lick them and eat them for dinner?
You: definitely
You: name a time and a place
Stranger: well id like to tell you a little bit about myself
You: go ahead!
Stranger: im 23, im a male, im from the ottoman empire
You: oh wow
Stranger: my name is smithsonia
Stranger: tell me about yourself
You: cool name :)
Stranger: thanks honey
You: i'm 19, my name is Ellie and i'm from the UK
Stranger: liar
You: why do you call me a liar?
Stranger: im not very fond of liars, im sorry
You: well
You: i am not a liar, but i am a dragon
You: roar!
Stranger: i dont like those either
You: i think fate is against us
Stranger: wtf are u talking about
Stranger: go get ur tit sucked
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMFAO

Shaun... you got sussed. LOL

Aww, my guy had to sleep. I miss him...

I wish my girl had to sleep :sad: She's being so personal LOL

Tbh I don't think they were 23, called Smithsonia or from the Ottoman Empire [since the latter doesn't exist any longer] BUT I WAS WILLING TO PLAY ALONG.