Marcus: "Dennissabre is a fecking sad pathetic waste of a soul, i'm gonna give him the flying kick of death after i've won this thing".

a dog with no teeth all bark no bite

Good quote:thumbs:

This is such an awesome thread.

You're welcome :wavey:

****.

wow ElProximo you a hira fan i think i f she wins bb the sniffer dogs will after be called in to find her i bet she gets called to the dr 4 times a day just check her pulseleast with marcus and halfwit they make headlines

You had to give the game away didnt you?

Sree didnt try to top himself, he cut his hands breaking bricks, he has been in serious intensive self defence training since he got canned, thats why he turns up at the studios when Marcus is up for eviction.

He is going to turn the Dark Horse into Sree's Little Pony

Bump.

All those women thinking of me when having it off with their husbands

did he also say, "all those women having a good old strum over a picture of the Dark Horse"? :shocked::laugh2:
and he thinks he does not shine on BB? lol

Loved it whenever the God that is Marcus and Siavash spotted George Lamb behind the mirror, their reaction was awesome.

BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination?
Marcus: am i allowed to swear?
BB: if you need too
Marcus: i couldnt really give a fuuck to be honest

"a few people strumming one out over the dark horse"

'Noone can stop a force of nature' whilst removing the mirror from the toilet wall.

And 'Haha get over yourselves' to BB when they told him to stop.

:hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile:

'David and Lisa annihilated the butter'

new quote from the maestro

sophie " in alice in wonderland they had a tea party "

marcus " i hate tea, did they have diet pepsi and 7up at the teaparty?"

sophie "no"

marcus" well they were ******ing w@**ers then"


The legend continues...... what will be his next quote??

did u hear what marcus just said about nelson mandela?

On Live Feed after Bea said he sounds like Peggy Mitchell.

"YOU'RE BARRED! FACK OFF".

Really amazing quotes guys, jayson - update please

"I guess it'll be up to Big Brother to decide if I get into trouble for giving you a gangsta-slap!"

[joking, to Bea after she very strangely says he reminds her of Peggy Mitchell in EastEnders!]


Bea : "You look like you're made of butter"

Marcus : "You look like you're made of Philadelphia!" :tongue:

when you were born, did the midwife take one look a your arse and one look at your face nd say, ooh, siamese twins!!! hahahaha!

that will go down as a classic :joker::thumbs:

its really amazing how one man can come out with so many fantastic quotes, seriously. This guy must know how epic he is!

they are just instant! He has such a rapid wit :)

hey guys, this is my 1000th post - so I thought i would make it in one of the best threads on Tibb:thumbs::thumbs:

hey, congrats! :thumbs:

sorry about the duplicate posts thing btw, I have no idea why that's happening :puzzled:

Congrats Brad :cheer2:

Well done Bradley :spin2:

And marcus saying to bea

"bea did the doctors take one look at your face and one at your ar$e and say ohhh siamese twins"


LMAO :joker:

What a legend

Thanks shash, Jayson and Jack. :thumbs::thumbs:

Updated, we're on 71! :colour:

congrats Brad :thumbs:

Cheers Noneshallpass :thumbs:

The we hate Freddie club was locked?!

:O

Why? its just a normal fanclub. the mods are trying to influence who we support :tongue:

Read the new sticky at the top of the forum. Noone is allowed to make hate clubs now.

Rightly so i say.



Anyways, marcus is on par with rex now I believe for one liners. :laugh:

Exactly :sad:

Anyway, we must not discuss it in here or this thread will be locked too :bawling:

I've made a thread on it -which will probably get locked too :tongue::tongue:

How controversial :shocked: :hugesmile:

I've even changed the name, so I hope it gets re-opened :sad: