You couldn't have made that much of an impression if I didn't remember you. How strange.

[rquote=2569293&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]You couldn't have made that much of an impression if I did't remember you. How strange.[/rquote]

I will refer you back to my edit on the previous post faker.

Security is very much on your agenda, thats why you now have an ex bouncer (failed SIA licensing) as your "head of security"!

[rquote=2569280&tid=147547&author=Shasown][rquote=2569275&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]You say you were hired by my Mother. Why wasn't I introduced to you? Yet you say you met me? If you had you would know i'm connected, so security would be the last thing on my agenda.[/rquote]

LOL You were, if you were the real Kenneth, you would also know what you asked at Fettes.

Incidentally the syntax you have used incorrectly over the last few posts show you were educated in the English school system. Grammatical errors like that are now allowed in English Language GCSE etc but not in the Scottish System. [/rquote]

I'm an international businessman. A consequence of that is my exposure to different cultures, languages and dialects, irrespective of schooling that is the world I now inhabit. The Kenny way = unimpeachable top-line growth, any particulars of formal grammar and syntax are of negligible value to me now with my superstar status.

[rquote=2569296&tid=147547&author=Shasown][rquote=2569293&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]You couldn't have made that much of an impression if I did't remember you. How strange.[/rquote]

I will refer you back to my edit on the previous post faker.

Security is very much on your agenda, thats why you now have an ex bouncer (failed SIA licensing) as your "head of security"![/rquote]

The Wo Shing Wo have my back period… anything else is decoration.

This is, without doubt, the funniest thread on here in days.

Fantasy's of being my bodyguard is laughable. What a delusion of grandeur.

[rquote=2569333&tid=147547&author=headaball]This is, without doubt, the funniest thread on here in days.[/rquote]

That's because it's funtime Kenny.

[rquote=2569338&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]Fantasy's of being my bodyguard is laughable. What a delusion of grandeur.[/rquote]

I would say Fantasies of being Kenneth who fantasises about needing a bodyguard are more laughable.

And I would be careful about claiming associations with the Wo Shing Wo in other people's names, you may end up hearing how your hero Kenny got chopped up, with or without his ex bouncer security MD.

[rquote=2569351&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly][rquote=2569333&tid=147547&author=headaball]This is, without doubt, the funniest thread on here in days.[/rquote]

That's because it's funtime Kenny.[/rquote]

Post a comment on your twitter Kenneth so we know it's you.

I'll work something out with the admins of these forums and the other board to put it beyond doubt.

:wink:

A simple hello to my fans on TIBB and DS on your twitter page would be so easy for the real kenny, but obviously you aint the real Kenny

[rquote=2569372&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]I'll work something out with the admins of these forums, and the other board to put it beyond doubt.

:wink:[/rquote]

All's you need to do is post a comment on your twitter, even a certain word, and that would prove you are who you say you are. It's that simple. If not, you should just be banned for falsely impersonating someone.

Mind you I suppose its really difficult when the real Kenny is asleep, eh?

@Holli_Baby_x @kezb29 @Ellee0x @Leelah92 @jennacarr1 @oxKimberleyxo @Lizi17 @Paigey_xox Goodnight to all of you. Kenneth
about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck

[rquote=2569380&tid=147547&author=Shasown]A simple hello to my fans on TIBB and DS on your twitter page would be so easy for the real kenny, but obviously you aint the real Kenny [/rquote]

It's more convenient here, so… "Hello to my fans on TIBB and DS."

[rquote=2569391&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly][rquote=2569380&tid=147547&author=Shasown]A simple hello to my fans on TIBB and DS on your twitter page would be so easy for the real kenny, but obviously you aint the real Kenny [/rquote]

It's more convenient here, so… "Hello to my fans on TIBB and DS."[/rquote]

Of course its convenient, you dont know the real ken's password over there do you?

[rquote=2569388&tid=147547&author=Shasown]Mind you I suppose its really difficult when the real Kenny is asleep, eh?

@Holli_Baby_x @kezb29 @Ellee0x @Leelah92 @jennacarr1 @oxKimberleyxo @Lizi17 @Paigey_xox Goodnight to all of you. Kenneth
about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck[/rquote]

Yeah, the mods should just ban him/her.

[rquote=2569388&tid=147547&author=Shasown]Mind you I suppose its really difficult when the real Kenny is asleep, eh?

@Holli_Baby_x @kezb29 @Ellee0x @Leelah92 @jennacarr1 @oxKimberleyxo @Lizi17 @Paigey_xox Goodnight to all of you. Kenneth
about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck[/rquote]

I'm not asleep. I always work late researching Bloomberg and other such sites before the markets open. Have to get rid of my girlfriends somehow for 'me' time.

Seriously If I'm not Kenneth, which I am. Wouldn't it make you guys look stoopid for sucking up to a fake Kenneth all this time.

Dream on matey, you shoot more and more holes in your fantasy all the time.

[rquote=2569408&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]Seriously If I'm not Kenneth, which I am. Wouldn't it make you guys look stoopid for sucking up to a fake Kenneth all this time.[/rquote]
I aint sucked up to you, I have been pulling you and the real kenny apart.

[rquote=2569397&tid=147547&author=Shasown][rquote=2569391&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly][rquote=2569380&tid=147547&author=Shasown]A simple hello to my fans on TIBB and DS on your twitter page would be so easy for the real kenny, but obviously you aint the real Kenny [/rquote]

It's more convenient here, so… "Hello to my fans on TIBB and DS."[/rquote]

Of course its convenient, you dont know the real ken's password over there do you?
[/rquote]

Nothing to do with convenience. It's simply not important.

[rquote=2569414&tid=147547&author=Shasown][rquote=2569408&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]Seriously If I'm not Kenneth, which I am. Wouldn't it make you guys look stoopid for sucking up to a fake Kenneth all this time.[/rquote]
I aint sucked up to you, I have been pulling you and the real kenny apart.[/rquote]

Like any other fan, you simply crave attention from celebs like myself. It's one of the tradeoffs in this business.

[rquote=2569421&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]
Nothing to do with convenience. It's simply not important.[/rquote]
No, you like the buffoon you are trying to emulate are simply full of it!

Wooooooooo… Just got off the phone to my broker in HK. I just made £210,000 in exercising remaining options. Life's a bitch!!!!!

Seriously I'm where the smart monies @ — Please continue to check my twitter and national press for more revelations. I'm indebted to my legion of fans. Stay hungry… Ciao, Ken

Celebrity!! lmfao

This guy just loves hearing the sound of his own voice!
Will someone call up the local asylum, i think his day release pass expired some hours ago!!

[rquote=2569431&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]Wooooooooo… Just got off the phone to my broker in HK. I just made £210,000 in exercising remaining options. Life's a bitch!!!!![/rquote]

Oh dear god , when are you going to get real, you haven't made any money and life isn't a bitch, Karly is.

[rquote=2568954&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]Isn't it funny how negative assumptions form in the minds of negative people. It's a conscious decision. Be positive and your outlook will be positive, just like mine. That's my 2nd tip towards financial success. Simply, <u>Be positive!</u>[/rquote]

I'm positive alright, positive you are a sad little bullsh*tter, who for some unfathomable reason is desperate for the acknowledgement of us "nobodies". You must be truly insecure in yourself to court the good opinion of total strangers whose only link to you is your pathetic and undignified appearance on a reality tv show. All the foregoing applies if it really is you.

If it isn't you and instead you are some sad tosser masquerading as Kenneth Tong, I can't think of anything more demeaning and beneath contempt than to pretend to be such a useless piece of work as pretending to be someon who does nothing useful with his life and seems to spend most of his time on public forums and twitter trying to drum up some media interest for himself and skanky sidekick.:rolleyes:

To seek acknowledgement of you civilians?

It's my charisma that's a people magnet. Though you guys do have every right to be jealous, after all it's easier to fail @ life and outwardly preach unfounded vitriol through hate-filled eyes than to face to its harsh realities, to grow and develop as a person. I'm the embodiment of aspiration, chutzpah, power and wealth. Such is the gulf in the success divide between me and normal civilians… my fame <i>will</i> polarize opinion. I'll either be held up to be seen as an unassailable role model, or reviled by those who can't hack life, imploding in a fit of contempt and self-loathing.

Kenny tip #3 Chutzpah (not hubris), It's all in the attitude. :wink:

Will somebody remind we why we are feeding this troll?

Real Ken or not - it is a troll and needs to be left alone to crawl back under its brigde.

[rquote=2569498&tid=147547&author=Oooo_get_her]Will somebody remind we why we are feeding this troll?[/rquote]

Raison d'être. It's what fans do.

[rquote=2568913&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]
Edit: Here's the direct link to my directorship information for fans interested.
http://www.lexisnexis.com/us/lnacade...i=Kenneth+Tong
:wink:[/rquote]

lol @ 'fans'

[rquote=2569277&tid=147547&author=Shasown][rquote=2569270&tid=147547&author=MassiveTruck]

Think about the bold areas. This is where you're wrong.

For the future.[/rquote]
PMSL. I dont need to, I have stated what is, you believe what you want. Incidentally try looking at this
http://www.abconnectassociates.com/

Try reading the second paragraph, and yes I have and do work with and for this company and a few others, but as the real Kenny will tell you, it wasn't that firm who chatted to him.[/rquote]

You googled. That's it.

You haven't got a clue. You're just jealous Kenny is boning Karly.

[rquote=2569498&tid=147547&author=Oooo_get_her]Will somebody remind we why we are feeding this troll?

Real Ken or not - it is a troll and needs to be left alone to crawl back under its brigde.[/rquote]

Because Kenny is boning Karly.

[rquote=2569173&tid=147547&author=Shasown][rquote=2569165&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]

According to the other guy, I don't have no money, Lol. So which is it? Is having Karly and no money mutually exclusive.
[/rquote]

Double negative there faker, what would your English tutor say?[/rquote]

Double negative? I thought you only got those in photography!:pat:

[rquote=2569592&tid=147547&author=MassiveTruck][rquote=2569277&tid=147547&author=Shasown][rquote=2569270&tid=147547&author=MassiveTruck]

Think about the bold areas. This is where you're wrong.

For the future.[/rquote]
PMSL. I dont need to, I have stated what is, you believe what you want. Incidentally try looking at this
http://www.abconnectassociates.com/

Try reading the second paragraph, and yes I have and do work with and for this company and a few others, but as the real Kenny will tell you, it wasn't that firm who chatted to him.[/rquote]

You googled. That's it.

You haven't got a clue. You're just jealous Kenny is boning Karly.[/rquote]

If you say so, after all you are the expert (ex as in has been, spurt as in drip under pressure)

If Kenneth has so much money, why won't he pay for Karly to have a nose job. She would look much improved!

LOL :joker:

I can't decide whose the saddest the real Kenny,this wannabe Kenny or the sad sack massivetruck who wants to bone Kenny.

Real Kenny, Lol. You can't decide in life.

Kenny tip #4 Be decisive.