I'll be in the UK for Xmaz with my Mum, so should be a nice relaxing week. Then return for a New Year's Wedding, which should be even more fun!:laugh:

cool where in the UK will you be staying Lance my love so I can come stalk you lol :dog:

Farnborough, in Hampshire...you may have heard of the Farnborough Airshow. It's a town near Southampton/Basingstoke...not very good at UK geography!

quite a long way from me then - I am way ooopp north - will have to post the elf costume to you my lovely :hello:

Yeah as far as I know, my Mum is waaay down south. But got myself a nice cheap flight with Easyjet, only £39 and that's at Xmaz time and all! A bargain if I ever saw one!

And, erm, I will save you the hastle of posting the elf costume, you can just keep it, or sell it on eBay.:laugh:

Ive heard of Farnborough Lance hope you have a nice time:thumbs:

i heard of that place to had a good run in the fa cup years ago lost to 5.1

Yer they lost to Arsenal, our manager was the manager of them at the time but left to get us out of relegation zone, took half the squad with him and all, only 3 of them still play for us though.

o what your bets ever stevenage match

Back to topic please

94 days 16 hours and 7 minutes until santa comes

:dance::dance::dance:

Listen you, I do not and would not eat chocolate pudding out a furry cup. :rolleyes:

But i'd like to compare my wanger size.

so that you can see if the elf costume would fit you Tanser? Lance doesnt want to be the elf this year so you are next on my list of people to ask?

What you want me to dress up as an elf?

:rolleyes:

Do i look like somebody who'd dress like an elf?

:rolleyes:

Pfft...

you could have just said YES :flower:

I like being awkward.

I was brought up by two transvestites and a family of cats, it comes naturally.

Quite frankly, yes, you do.

If i want your opinion i'll ask :shocked:!


Love You :love:

Uh...love you too?

Erm, when exactly did I say that I didn't want to dress up as an elf?:rolleyes::laugh: Maybe I do!

And erm Tanser, nothing compares to mine.:thumbs:

Oh Lance honey I would never want to take your job as head elf away from you - if you still want it it's yours. Nothing stopping Tanser from helping out when you are busy though!!! ( shhhh bet he wont look as cute as you though ) :dog:

how many days until the new year too larzy to work it out sorry

No need to get bitchy miss moderator.

I might have to get the cheesey whip out again.

hey hey sexy boy! How the heck are ya? ... and whats all this talk bout "days til xmas!".. ?? Oh my gawd.. I have enough stress without thinkin bout that! LoL

I'll have to think about it. But I know one thing for sure no-one can out-do me as head elf.:laugh:

You talking to me, :rolleyes:?

Let's mud-wrestle for it.

Why bother, Tans? Lance is so gonna kick your ar5e!:spin:

Now now boys

Tanser I was hoping you would say you would get the cheesy whip out again!!!

Amen to that, Fangz. Haha Tans, you know I would whip your ar5e.:laugh: It's going to be a Christmas Special at TiBB!

oh the joys of christmas lol:hello:

I'd pay to see that match!!!!! :laugh:

£20 a ticket, no more, no less! Haha Tans, you know we could make a forune out of this....:eureka:

Can i be in the team too please:spin2:

I wouln't count on it, i have perk buttocks for a boy of my age.

It can be arranged, although i lost my whip whille on a walk to my auntie's.

The little bastid didn't know what hit him.

Ringside- £30 + Free Coke
Others - £20

:rolleyes: You have made an offer i cannot refuse.

You better start training!

oh my goodness no one wanted to be an elf this year for the starving kiddies but now you are selling tickets so people can see 2 of you in them!! I would like a £30 ticket can my coke be diet though

It's not the elf outfit that I'm paying to see?????? Its the fight!!!!!

I be paying for both - a nice tight bot in tights hmmmm what girlie can resist :devil:

...and the perk buttocks too :laugh: