Josie: My Fing lady garden, is not a garden...

:laugh:

JJ and Josie play fighting
Josie: Is that how you kick you look like a little shetland pony

:D

there you go Nett :D

Ahhh been looking for that ta

haha yeh liked that

Josie 'keev Ive got a wedge' (robot task)

"I'm a robot and I'm freezing cold"

Josie admits that she is feeling the chill inside her robot costume

"Can I sleep in your bed, John? It's cleaner than mine, and it's made"

Josie asks John James whether she can have a nap under his sheets

It's not about pooing yourself on Big Brother, is it?"

Josie talks to Nathan about having an accident

"You can hang around me if you want, obviously it's going to be hard for me, putting up with you"

Josie comforts Caoimhe in her own unique way following Shabby's departure

:laugh2:

Josie: I don't look at John like 'oh yeah, I fancy him' but I do like having a flirt with him. He's playful, like me.

Josie: I'm so horizontal I snap on the outside world:D.

Josie licking a large ice cream lid while John James is having a shower...

"This is like making love."


:D

Josie Diana Shirley Gibson is Josies full name.

:laugh::)

Josie's mum is a gypsy. She's not like an Irish traveller, but she went out with one for ten years but she couldn't travel too much because the kids are in the school. she wheels and deals in horses.


:)

"Half a larger and lime and im anyone's"

What Josie said in her sleep:shocked::laugh2:.

Josie "I feel like ive just been born"

LOL:laugh2:.

Josie: Custard and dragon fruit; my faaaaaaavourite!


:D

Josie "That reminds me I should have brushed my teeth''.

:joker:

Ben" why does josie sound like she's got a snotty nose all the time?"

'Benjaminge with a very tall fringe'

:laugh:

two of my more recent faves :D

"That's amazing, you're savoury on one side, you're sweet on the other. You don't have to wait for your pudding in a restaurant, bang, it's there!"

Josie praises Andrew's innovative approach to pies.

:laugh2:.

"I reckon he's a right Barry Smoothie"

Josie's thoughts of Andrew in the outside world

:D

"You would have made a wicked Viking"

Josie wants to send Steve back in time

:laugh:

"Mario, have you ever seen Dumb and Dumber?"

Josie to Mario after he told her he couldn't think why housemates had nominated John James

Josie: ''I love making a ***** out of myself!''

I fake love her:D.

"All you're doing is setting me up for ******ing humiliation"

Josie tries to halt Rachel and Caoimhe's plans to test the waters with John James

shamefully missed off the HL show, along with a couple other lines from her :joker:

Is this thread for particularly interesting quotes or just anything Josie says?

Today she said "Has anyone seen my jeans shirt"
Josie said. "I will wash the dishes:
Josie said: "Nathan sometimes looks like Mel Gibson"
Josie said: "I fancy JJ"

Anything really (well not everything), thanks for the quotes:).

:joker:

Josie to Ben about David: "I don't pretend I'm being nice & try and murder you with a sock or a Bible .... no serious, he tried to murder me ..."

:laugh2:.

random girlie: "look how hot we look"

Josie: "You lot look hot, I look like a viking"


bitter funny moment they talk about their superhero poses... she has no self confidence :(

I know:(. Jose needs to start thinking she is beautiful, looks aren't everything or being thin, it's what is inside what counts:blush:.

I loved the comment about Keeley being superwoman, but wonderwoman is coming out and she is going to clean the bathroom till it looks newly fitted LOL

Chimpanzee comment, CLASSIC!

Josie: "I'm going to get straight to the gym after this!"

:)

What did she call them 'ladycows'? lmao

Cool yer udders! :joker:

Ha Ha yes and cowbags:D.

(about the whole Dave saying shes fat thing"

"Maybe i overreacted because im on my period" hahaha

yes :D

"You reckon if i make John James wife whites whiter than white, he might fancy me?"

Josie says she was miserable when she was a size 10.

Josie: I'm doing it for the bigger ladies.

"He's one sandwhich short of a picnic! He's bonkers" - about Dave!