Right i have to go footie training so i will leave you with this GEM

Why do graveyards have fences around them?
Everyones dying to get in

:laugh2:

*drifts into a daydream* :lovedup:

Lol..shoo now, be gone with you :hugesmile:

Enjoy footie.

Uh oh

Oh no, my innocent thread is about to be raped with sexual fantasies.

*Runs for cover*

A man walked into the doctors,
He said "I've hurt my arm in several places"
The doctor said "well don't go to those places"

:joker:

football changing room porn :love:

oh hey chad im just gonna jump in the shower wanna join me

yeah sure felix

hey can you scrub my back i cant reach

*chad starts to rub felixs back into a soapy lather*

oh yeah that it lower lower

*felix turns round*

oh yeah you like that dont ya

:joker:

So is that all for today Simon?

Here, have a lufa:
http://www.cuvo.com/skincare/sponge.jpg

Lol.. be careful. You'll be his next target!! :D

omgz

been there, done that, got the rash to prove it.

I doubt it, Simon said he wouldn't start on me till my birthday, which is February 9th. :tongue:

i know a guy that does fake id's

:laugh2:

Cool get me one please! :)

lol... hmm, we'll see!

We shall. I have to remember to come on here on my birthday and see if Simon is still hanging around.

:shocked:

what do i get in return :nono: /pedoness

You get a T-Rex:
http://www.biblelife.org/evolution-t-rex.jpg
That cool? His name is Fred btw.

:joker:

:love:

Its a deal then. :love:

Oh and Fred needs to be fed 5 times every day - he only eats living things though.

D:

Ok soooo back on topic then:

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking
Fine.'
So that was nice."

M8 at training told me this and i think it is a right cracker

A jelly baby goes to the doctor and says "I need an AIDS test". The doctor says "Why? What've you been up to?"





Jelly Baby replies: "****ing allsorts (the sweets allsorts).

did you get all nice and sweaty at training :love:

PMSL yep i had to take a good long shower afterwards

omfg

*dies*

with the other players :amazed:

:joker:

Nah i was on my own lol

pics? :love:

i bet your exhausted after the game

let me give you a massage :lovedup:

I would love one , all that rough physical play on the pitch really makes my muscles tired, espcially on my lower body

omfg

http://www.gifanatics.com/files/faint.gif

the mods said my foot fetish was dirty :bawling: