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Vagina ah fort yuhz were wee out of yer depth befoar t'neet. But tha pefawmince jus bloo us awee! Yerz look leik a poapstar, yerz sound leik a poapstar.
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And we're back to Eoin Cowell with his second act of the night. Eoin?
This act needs no introduction. It's Aiden Grimshaw, he's a young guy who looks a bit creepy when he sings and he has hair exactly like Dannzee's which is a bit disconcerting but he's actually quite a nice guy, plus he looks a bit like he might kill people and collect their ears, which is exactly what we're looking for in a popstar. |
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Aideeeeeeen! That performance needs no explanation. You're going to have to explain the performance to me, I just didn't get it. I like your hair though.
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And we're back to Dannzee Minogue. Who's performing for us now Dannzee?
I'll eat his hat if he's bad, it's Matt Cardle! Dannzee that pun was awful. Oh shut up Joey. Um.. yeah, Hat Cardle. Singing One by U2! |
That was a fantastic performance t' b' sure.
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D'you know, hats off to you Matt, you were fantastic, you really pulled that one out of your hat and just made it your own.
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-Jealous grin-
Hat was hatsolutely amazing tbfh. |
Eden ah luv'd tha song choys. But mebbe yuhz need t' cheer up a wee bit? Yer gave us the heebeejeebes.
Matt ah'll be honest ah jus dirrent get it t'neet. Tha Boneau from U2 is a bit orra bighead ya noor worra meen? But hats off to yuz. Aiden I loved the song choice. But maybe you need to cheer up a bit? You gave me the heebie-jeebies. Matt, I'll be honest, I just didn't get it tonight. That Bono from U2 is a bit of a big-head, you know what I mean? But hats off to you. |
Over to Eoin and his next act!
It's the fabulous Diva Fever, singing a Celine Dion classic. |
Diiiivaaahh Feeeevaaahhh! You guys are fabulous, fierce, amazing in iviry wai! Are you guys coming to my Christmas pahty?
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Aw deeva feeva yuh've put a massive smoil on me feece leik. Un ah fink it's sooor breev of yuhz to wear wot yur wearin t'neet. Musta teeken a lottah vaseleen!
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Next we're going to Shuryl Cole, who's singing next Shuryl?
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Oap next fer yuhz ah've got a lovalee goal - ah doornt ackchooalee leik boys man, sorree Jor Muckeldree leik. ANYWEEZ her neem is Kerree an she's singin a classic Billy Wivvaz song!
Up next for you I've got a lovely girl - I don't actually like boys, sorry Joe McElderry. ANYWAY her name is Keri and she's singing a classic Bill Withers song. |
Keri you were simply divoiiine tonoight. The dress is stahnning, you look fayyntastic. Your vocals were flawliss.
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Oh It's me!! Just in time!
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Next up we're going to Joey Walsh and his third act of the evening. Joey?
It's Storm Lee! |
Kerree ah'm alweez rite behind yerz, yuh've been a delite t' woak with.
Keri I'm always right behind you, you've been a delight to work with. http://i53.tinypic.com/r6zkli.jpg |
Stawm Lee, you were very rock 'n' roll tonoight! It was a little bit karaoke because you're over 25 and have red hair, anything you do has got to be a piss take.
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Stoam ah jus dunnee get wor yerz alla boot t' be honest leik. Tha song wuz soor cleeshay! Storm, I just don't get what you're all about to be honest. That song was so cliché! |
Back to Joey again for his final act of the night!
It's the fabulous Gamu Nhengu! She's probably moving to Ireland because her visa ran out so ALL OF IRELAND SHOULD GET BEHIND T'IS GIRL! |
Gamu, you did a fantastic job with that song. You made it your own. You look like a popstar. 100% yes. Can I have more botox for my face?
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Shuryl, your final act of the evening?
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-Belle Amie get angry backstage-
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Awww Gammon ah jus love yer voys - ah'd have deffinitlee put yuhz froo if yer wuz in mei cattigorey!
Aww Gamu I just love your voice - I'd have definitely put you through if you were in my category! |
Rite, Dermitt, mei last act fer yuhz t'neet is anuvva wee goal. Singin' "Hawt" bei Cristeena Agwillairer is tha fabulus Keetie Wissle
Right, Dermot, my last act for you tonight is another small girl. Singing 'Hurt' by Christina Aguilera is the fabulous Katie Waissel. |
lmao, I have no idea what Shuryl is saying:joker:
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I'll start editing in translations :p
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Kaydee, I thought the song was too much for your voice. I like what you're wearing though, is that a gahden chaih on your fayce?
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Over to Eoin and his final act of the night. Eoin?
It's Marlon McKenzie. He didn't do any practice this week for the song he was meant to sing, so instead he's singing She Bangs by Ricky Martin. He's going to mess up his words during the performance and also face plants about half way through it during the one dance move he's required to do. Either he looks like a complete joke in a good way or a bad way, and will benefit from sympathy votes or he won't get any at all. Learn to submit songs, Lucy. -glare- |
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Belle Amie: Sorry... just @ the comment Cheryl made. I though you of all people knew that you shouldn't believe everything you read in the newspapers [/Treyc Cohen moment]
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Over to Dannzee for her last act of the evening, and the closing act of tonight's live show!
Alright, here's Rebecca Ferguson singing the byoootiful Smoile by Chahlee Chapman originally, but it's the Michael Jackson vuhsion. |
Merlin ah wuz bloon awee bei tha pefawmince! Ah luv a birra Rickee Martin leik! E's soor underreeted, it's criminil.
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And that's your lot! Here are the voting details you need:
Rank the performances from 1st-16th in order of personal preference and PM them to me by 10pm tonight, votes close at 10pm and results will be announced at around 10.30pm! Jessica – Mary Byrne – Ain’t No Mountain High Enough – Marvin Gaye Patrick – Cher Lloyd - And I Am Telling You – Jennifer Hudson Lewis – Treyc Cohen – Hero – Mariah Carey MeMyselfandI – Tom Richards – Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now – Starship Jords – Husstle – Make You Feel My Love – ADELE Braden – Belle Amie – Pack Up – Eliza Doolittle TheHarbinger – Wagner – I Believe I Can Fly – R. Kelly CaraRawr – Aiden Grimshaw – Purple Rain – Prince Locke – Matt Cardle – One – U2 MissKittyFantastico – Diva Fever – My Heart Will Go On – Celine Dion Niamh – Keri Arrindell – Ain’t No Sunshine – Bill Withers Jevans – Storm Lee – Feeling Good – Muse Callum – Gamu Nhengu – Back To Black – Amy Winehouse Novo – Katie Waissel – Hurt – Christina Aguilera Lucy – Marlon McKenzie – She Bangs – Ricky Martin MrGaryy – Rebecca Ferguson – Smile – Charlie Chaplin |
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