I tried to kill a child and had said childs parents chase me up a mountain for five minutes. The guards turned a blind eye though because I told them I was the bloke who could shout dragon things.

The women in this game are hot.

And oh my god I love how they've given the Nords this awful Ikea accent.

I love the amount of detail in the main character, Oblivion characters looked like simpletons

you can steal things by putting a bucket over somebodys head :3

I've fallen in love with a woman named Lynly Star-Sung up in a mountain tavern. She calls me her cat and will play a lute for five quid.

Marry her! :love: then put a bucket on her head :3

i wanna get gay married

calm spells are so retarded because you dont even know what level a creature is so when you cast the spell sometimes it doesnt work because they are too high but it still costs ****loads of magica :nono:

Try playing Morrowind. MAGICKA DOESN'T REGENERATE.

You need potions or an actual ****ing bed to get magic back.

I had a gang of thugs attack me right there. One of them had a contract on them for my death ordered by 'Redguard Woman'.

Seriously wtf.

i got attacked by a dark brotherhood assassin before :amazed:

Killed three dragons so far, I am a sword fighter mainly, so I have to lure them to somewhere they can land

Getting this this week. The game looks great, but I don't like how quickly dragons go down from what I've seen. They should be like a final boss battle every time you fight one, at least until you're a high level.

I'd imagine they get harder as you level up

my dad got skyrim, ima watch him play it lolol

DAT CAT SIG
is amazing!!:laugh2:

im gonna start doing quests now coz i keep wandering into dungeons and finding ridiculously difficult creatures inside ive died like 50 times already seriously >_>

archery is da shiz

The dragons are like constant sub bosses. I'm getting them every hour or so now. I don't think I'm going to like this game over Morrowind & Oblivion. I know it's still early to tell but the constant snow and tundra has nothing on the beauty of Oblivion or the foreign weirdness of Morrowind. I'm also not into the more streamlined Fallout way of levelling up. Even the way they are recycling the Fallout style "___ discovered" text annoys me.

But tiny, tiny sour grapes. It's an amazing game and I'll probably have done another ten hours of it between now and tommorow night. I wanna seek out the Dark Brotherhood and Thieves Guild questlines and do them as they are normally the more colourful parts of these games.

I'm in Solitude now where I'm told there is a Bard's college. Awesome.

im stuck on bleak falls barrow idk how to work the dragon claw and the 3 ring thingys :3

Bear, butterfly, owl.

Was meaning to install the game onto the hard drive cus the loading times wreck my balls but turns out its actually worse if its installed
http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/...1076361800.jpg

Are you serious bro? Is that for real? They'd want to patch ASAP. Fast loads > rubbish textures but I have noticed some of the textures up close are absoloutely awful.

Yeah appearantly theres a patch coming for it ''in the near future'' lol

is that order for inner > outer rings and how did you work it out :suspect: i was looking at the carvings on the wall and couldnt make anything out from them

Outer to inner. Just do it the other way around if I'm wrong.

It's on that thing your given. 3D objects menu FTW.

[This I learned after looking it up on Elder Scrolls wiki].

also why are horses so expensive and do you get a deed for them so if they die you can get them back or something coz 1000 is ridic /n00b

Alchemy. Pick up every pointless bit of ingridient and flower you pass and go making a load of pointless potions at an alchemy station = $$$.

After a dungeon I always make the merchant run out of money before I run out of used weapons and potions to shill him. I have like 12,000 quid already.

anybody else think the flame atronach's look kinda sexy or am i just a freak

They're patching very soon :p
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/gaming/n...n-the-way.html

I'm currently inside Pelagius the Mad's head having a convorsation with none other than Sheogorath.

Epic!!

i found a shrine before but it was locked and i couldnt get in without a key

That quest was actually awful. I had to fight Pelagius's demons so I could go back to Skyrim and get out of his head. It was about ten minutes of Pelagius sleeping in a bed in the middle of a forest and I had to protect him by setting fire to hoardes of goats and midget versions of himself that tried to break into his dreams.

To get it you have to go to Solitude. Go to the far end of town down by the Bard's college and some homeless guy will stop you and give you the quest. He'll find you eventually if your walking the paths through the town.

So far, Giants have been sound with me, not tried entering their camp though

what race are you :suspect:

maybe they are racist and just dont like high elves or something

Everytime I pass a guard he makes a cat joke or wonders if I've lost of sweetroll.

im stuck in some temple i was on my way to azuras shrine and fell down a hole and ended up in a lake i couldnt get back out that way so i ended up in the temple and theres like 15 of those little gollum things chasing me

/stops updating this thread everytime i do something slightly significant

I quite like it. This game still beats the first two or three times I've had sex. It'll go a long way to top a good BJ though.

:joker::joker::joker: