1. Patrick.
Space between the ears Paddy was once a bit of a cheeky novelty act with his warped views on the world being forgiven by many for being a naive noob. He has no excuse today though. Not only is he the same nauseatingly selfish, ignorant, narrow minded prat he was back then but he has got it into his head that he is an 'experienced' forum contributor who has developed his own character he has to live up to. Every time I see his name crop up when I'm scrolling I know I will have to scroll a bit faster to wade through the pig**** thick cesspool of white noise he calls content.
He also convinced himself at some point during his time here that he was a young prodigy of mine. It's time to put those ill conceived notions to bed.
2. Stacey.
CHER LLOYD IS LIFE. I'm voting for Stacey because I believe in evolution. A vote for Stacey is a vote that all foward thinking, fast evolving humans can believe in. Offensively stupid to the point where most of her votes are guaranteed to be for people who display intelligence - that weird old trait - Stacey's ideal universe is one of supreme, unforgivable ignorance.
Nothing this dumb was made to survive in Darwin's world.
3. Thomas C.
I'm apprehensive about voting for Mister ****** lest it give him some strange sort of validation. But hopefully it may work the opposite way and send him a loud clear message that people are bored of him. Bored of his gimmick, bored of his life, bored of his camwhoring, and bored of whatever stars are aligning to keep his sorry ass nailed to my planet. Leave. Leave now you colostomy bag. Damn right this is nasty.
4. Zippy
Intelligentsia queen Zippy masquerades as a cultured, polite member until you get out the measuring tape and realize he perches himself on the highest moral highground in the land. He is a passionate defender of Cheryl Cole and is getting nominated because as much as he pretends to rise above it he will be watching this thread like a hawk and won't like seeing this. HI ZIPPY!
5. MeMyself&I
Tonight, Matthew, I want to be a woman! The gender may have been an act, but the Stacey Lite sense of pigheaded ignorance and stupidity is not. How are these people going to operate in the real world?
6. James
I don't really hate James. But I have no choice but to nominate him giving his bizarre tactic of dart-throw-and-see-what-it-hits moderating. A man who will happily allow Scott and Thomas to prowl the forum whilst maintaining the importance of censoring the word '****' to make sure TiBB stays respectable.
7. Claymores
Talking ****, smelling of piss it'sssssssssssssss Claymores! A member of the 'I have better things to be doing!' brigade who just can't get enough of getting wankered and picking fights with teenagers.
8. ILoveTRW
A poster that is a lot older and clearly more world weary than the likes of Stacey and Patrick yet still languishes at their level of stupidity and ignorance. If everyone was like ILoveTRW we would never have made it to space.
9. JayManUnleashed
I almost forgot about this bottom feeding toerag. Which is a shame because it means lots of other people probably did forget about him. We don't need your help. We don't need your threads. We don't need you to 'provide for the community'. We just need you to fit in like a normal ****ing poster and put your views over instead of putting yourself over.
10. Jessica
Jessica's placing of number ten on my list is far more telling than anything I could write about her. For someone who tries clearly much harder than anyone else to be a 'somebody' she remains yet a mildly unlikeable, entirely forgetable forum unto herself. Best equated to stubbing your toe, or that annoying metallic taste you sometimes get in your mouth.
