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'I was far to emotionally damaged by the break up of S-Club 7 to listen to any S-Club Juniors music.'
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Having a mini Heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs.
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I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs
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Swapping your girlfriends tampon with a party popper while she sleeps.
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You think you're bang tidy but the only thing I'd smash is your teeth
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what the hell are all these goat ones about?
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Encouraging drunk people to do stupid things
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Putting unexpected items in the bagging area coz ur a fucking maniac
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Using 'shitloads' as an actual term for measurements
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Calling your vagina horcrux coz it needs to be destroyed.
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Exam is like a dick. When its hard, everybody gets ****ed!
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Alcohol Misuse means in Geordie terms "gannin oot on the lash"
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Hi. I'm a T-Rex, my arms are too small to wank so i'm always angry
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Lets face it, we have all wanted to walk away from an explosion in slow motion.
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You know shes playing hard to get when your chasing her down an alleyway
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Checking for murderers behind the shower curtain.
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Penguins can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, i am a Penguin.
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Being a top neighbour and turnin the tunes up so next door can hear.
Scotland, where ''Moan then.'' is an invitation to battle. |
Do double chins run in your family? Oh I'm sorry, no-one runs in your family.
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The awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.
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Being Unprepared And Feeling Under Pressure At The Drive Through Speaker
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"Being Fluent In Parseltongue Because You're Such A Snake."
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Dear Mario I Wasted My Whole Childhood Saving Your Girlfriend
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Putting a condom on your head so you can mind-f u c k someone.
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Some people are like clouds. Once they **** off its a great day.
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Throwing everything off the bed onto the floor when you return hammered
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Losing ur mum in the supermarket and accepting the fact that ur gonna die
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Sometimes, when i close my eyes, i can't see.
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Sometimes when i'm bored i go into my room and pretend i'm a carrot.
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The moment you realise Liam Neeson isnt actually God
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If actions speak louder than words, why can't I hear mimes?
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'Here we ****in' go' - Scotlands excuse for not knowing the words to a song
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