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thesheriff443 20-09-2012 09:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 5496258)
my dick has gone down i need someone to blow it back up.
said, niamh

Jake. 20-09-2012 09:34 AM
Who then began to stroke MTVN's

thesheriff443 20-09-2012 09:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JH95 (Post 5496265)
Who then began to stroke MTVN's
prize winning cucumber

thesheriff443 20-09-2012 09:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 5496269)
prize winning cucumber
she had never seen one that big before

thesheriff443 20-09-2012 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 5496272)
she had never seen one that big before
it was nothing new to me,i live with a large vegtable.

Kazanne 20-09-2012 10:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 5496274)
it was nothing new to me,i live with a large vegtable.
Who's like a sack of spuds in bed.

Kate! 20-09-2012 10:14 AM
:laugh2:

I said No More Dicks. Honestly, people. Tut.

Lmao at this entire thread though.

Kate! 20-09-2012 10:15 AM
:laugh2:

I said No More Dicks. Honestly, people. Tut.

Lmao at this entire thread though.

Gillian-73 20-09-2012 11:27 AM
Who just lies there thinking of England....

Jake. 20-09-2012 11:29 AM
Whilst caressing his wifes

Kazanne 20-09-2012 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JH95 (Post 5496388)
Whilst caressing his wifes
big fat pussy

Jake. 20-09-2012 11:41 AM
Cat, who ate some peanut butter off of the neighbors

Kazanne 20-09-2012 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JH95 (Post 5496410)
Cat, who ate some peanut butter off of the neighbors
Ass,who was munching in the barn

Kate! 20-09-2012 12:20 PM
Just then, the next door neighbour wandered in and was shocked to see.....

Benjamin 20-09-2012 12:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 5496464)
Just then, the next door neighbour wandered in and was shocked to see.....
Marc and Vicky who were fingering...

Kate! 20-09-2012 12:56 PM
the guitar that Vicky had bought him for his birthday, so he could serenade her while she

Benjamin 20-09-2012 01:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 5496535)
the guitar that Vicky had bought him for his birthday, so he could serenade her while she
soiled herself in a most unfashionable manner and filmed it. She then proceeded to...

Kate! 20-09-2012 01:16 PM
Filthy Turtle, Bad Boy. Tsk.

fruit_cake 20-09-2012 01:24 PM
burn in hell

Kate! 20-09-2012 01:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fruit_cake (Post 5496588)
burn in hell
:hugesmile:

Benjamin 20-09-2012 01:27 PM
with the likes of Shaun, Scott and GypsyGoth because...

Kate! 20-09-2012 01:29 PM
they all like to dance with the devil (in the pale moonlight) and are all sinners because they....

fruit_cake 20-09-2012 01:31 PM
buried the bodies

fruit_cake 20-09-2012 01:32 PM
of

Kate! 20-09-2012 01:33 PM
several past BB contestants who have vanished into "obscurity" and no-one has missed them yet, until now...because....

Benjamin 20-09-2012 01:35 PM
Scott wurked it..

thesheriff443 20-09-2012 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 5496616)
Scott wurked it..
out that no one would find them in

armand.kay 20-09-2012 04:34 PM
a brothel, soon they all died after seeing vagina.

Mystic Mock 20-09-2012 04:37 PM
Ashleigh Hughes came from behind to give them.

Jake. 20-09-2012 04:41 PM
Then becky fell over and everything collapsed and everyone died and the story ended

Mystic Mock 20-09-2012 05:14 PM
Once upon a time in the BB house.

Kate! 20-09-2012 05:29 PM
....in 2013, the whole of Tibb were bloody well gobsmacked to see four well known Tibbers enter the famous house...Bobnot, JH95, Fruitcake and Jayson, one of them had hidden something naughty in their suitcase...

Kazanne 20-09-2012 05:32 PM
It was long and pink with an on and off switch.

Apple202 20-09-2012 07:57 PM
... of course, they were the brand new JML supersized pink torches! but what would they need them for :suspect:...

Jake. 20-09-2012 07:59 PM
and JH95 had a fleshlight in his suitcase and was disgusted when he found jayson

Mystic Mock 20-09-2012 08:00 PM
Biting it.

Jake. 20-09-2012 08:02 PM
Big Brother confiscated it and set HM's a task to cover the walls with spunk.. then

thesheriff443 20-09-2012 08:02 PM
fruitcake said if you want bite on something,bite on this.

Jake. 20-09-2012 08:09 PM
It was her floppy 10 inch plasma screen.

thesheriff443 20-09-2012 08:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JH95 (Post 5497630)
It was her floppy 10 inch plasma screen.
i cant do a lot with a 10 inch floppy


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