Pew pew.

Looks even worse than last year

It says a lot when I know 4 of them and one is Gemma from TOWIE. Dire line up

More like it lol
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This year’s series of I’m A Celebrity is shaping up to be an absolute corker.

There are the usual bunch of beautiful women who, depressingly for anyone with a feminist bone in their body, have been booked because the producers, not to mention the male viewers, hope they’ll do a Mylene Klass. Given Ms Klass’s stunning beauty, this is unlikely, although Melanie Sykes may give her a run for her money. Take my advice gals and don’t bother.

Michael Buerk will be hoping to emulate the jungle success of Jenni Bond. Lucky, lucky Michael will have Jimmy Bullard, a former Wigan footballer, as one of his camp mates. Football, schmootball. But wait! It seems there’s more to Jimmy than the ability to kick a ball! According to the blurb on the ITV site, Jimmy is just as well known (you sure about that, ITV?) for his slapstick humour as he is for his fancy footwork. He once ran up a £5000 bill on his manager’s hotel room! (Hilarious!) He took ralgexing, a dressing room prank involving the application of muscle-rub cream [it says here] to an eye-watering new level! (Whoo-hoo! Stop it! I’m crying here!) Jimmy said: “People call me the joker but that is just how I am. I like to play up in front of people. I am not going to sit there and mope around.” Yes folks, Jimmy is a HOOT.

Craig Charles will surely be a huge hit with viewers, as he’s got a considerable Corrie following. He also gave a pretty normal interview to ITV. Asked by a breathless copywriter: “Will there be a more emotional and serious character lurking under the cheeky chappy’s humour?” He replied “Oh gosh no. It’s a TV show! It’s a game!”

Just a side note, but – cheeky chappy? Seriously? That descriptor went out the last time Seaside Special was on telly.

Gemma Collins, a woman on TOWIE, sounds well up for all the jungle challenges. “Every time I think about going in the jungle, I get very, very nervous. I get stomach cramps, I feel sick. Even talking about it scares me.” Yeah, good luck with chewing on a wallaby’s nipple and washing it down with puréed crocodile toenails, Gem.

As for Tinchy Stryder – he recently collaborated with the Chuckle Brothers on a charity single. I merely present you with this fact, without comment.

I. Can’t. Wait.


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Tinchy and Mel are annoying as hell. WTH is Kendra doing thuur!

What a **** line-up

Gemma

Mel Sykes is so funny. She'll be my favourite. :lovedup:

OCD

in the Jungle

"TOWIE Babe" :umm2:

Sex mad vikki :joker:

the line up is a let down :(

yeah you've said so on the last 4 pages.

^ and i'm saying it again

Punish Them


Vote them on the tasks

wasting money on a rubbish series? I probs will not bother watching it

Rubbish series that hasn't even aired yet :umm2:

I really don't have an issue with this line up - better than last year's. I know 6 of this lot.

Former premier league star Jimmy Bullard has reportedly signed onto appear in I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! after losing more than half a million pounds.

The ex-Hull City player is said to have lost £625,000 in a failed attempt to get rich through an investment scheme, currently under investigation for fraud,

'The money isn't normaly enough to lure Premier League players,' an insider told the Sun as Jimmy heads to Australian to appear on the ITV reality show.


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the line up needs to be great for it to be a good series, is the line up 10/10? no
it's 2/10 so I'm predicting it will be a really rubbish series. :idc:

Two more will join later on.

We get the message. Don't watch then -shrug-

I'm not, I didn't say I was:shrug:

I think he said he wasn't going too? But I can't remember if he mentioned it or not

So funny
http://media.giphy.com/media/147md7Nq2YZvc4/giphy.gif

The public will fall in love with the cheeky Jimmy Bullard.

I think he must be worth a small bet when the odds open

I'll give it a try, but this line-up seems so dire. Only here for Kendra and Mel

I've been excited for this all year, but the line-up is very poor imo

Genuinely thought Edwina did the show a few years back around 2006/7 but obviously not. Love her.

I thought that and then realised that was Esther Ransen :joker:

Esther :lovedup:

Esther going ape **** and laying down the law when there was a fire in camp :love:

They'll be filming now! :amazed:

I'm a Celebrity: Gemma Collins freaks out before helicopter ride

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s100/...oVJSuX4W40iM0K

I bet Gemma will be doing most of the trials?

im happy about craig charles& tinchy stryder even though i thought tinchy was too sucessful for the jungle :cheer2:

im sick of them putting reality zlisters in the jungle especially towie people
i can see that gemma being another joey essex
acting dumb all the time and she will be screaming her head off at the smallest of things
the 2 models will probably do nothing but sunbathe in their bikinis and cry and moan :bored:

What do you expect other than Z listers? Angelina Jolie and David Beckham to sign up?

Also sometimes the models are awesome...Janice Dickinson for example.

Urgh - that's the first week of trials sorted then. If she can't even get in a helicopter then we're in for another week of exciting looking trials being wasted.

Janice Dickinson was vile!! and delusional :yuk:
thank god biggins won that year instead of her!!

very funny of course i dont expect A list hollywood stars but im sick of worthless "celebs" aka TOWIE members because i dont care what people say they aren't proper celebrities!!! :rant: and they always act dumb as a bag of rocks !!!
how can they compare actual talented celebrites ( melanie sykes ,tinchy stryder ,craig charles etc ) who have worked to get a career with the likes of reality people who are just famous for sake of it aka towie gemma , joey , geordie shore idiots etc

and the models are just eye candy for men