"I'm Linda Lusardi, I was a page 3 girl donks ago before becoming a Loose Women and even was in Emmerdale for a while (yes an actual acting job!)

I was once in Dancing On Ice, I wasn't very liked by a certain judge who I hear may be making an appearance!

Why am I doing this? I want a porch to be frank with you, got the planning permission, do not have the money to do the bloody thing!"

Its Linda Lusardi

Gabi: "I'm Gabi Grecko, I'm 26 and a TV Personality."

Geoffrey: "I'm Geoffrey Edelsten, I'm 76 and I'm a businessman."

Geoffrey "We got married earlier this year, life isn't easy for us, but we get through it, we do love each other."

Gabi: "Geoffrey was a wild child in his earlier days, but lets not mention that as its a touchy subject"

Geoffrey: "I used to be a bit of a playboy"

Gabi "I'm not ****ing doing this!"

-Gabi throws a cushion at Geoffrey and calls him a prick.-

Its Gabi and Geoffrey!



http://i.imgur.com/wzU9rUY.jpg

"Hi I'm Dan Wootton.

I'm 32 and I'm a showbiz reporter from New Zealand, I've worked for all the top newspapers as a showbiz guru.

I know what Big Brother is and what I'm in store for, people are going to hate me as I'm not afraid to speak the truth and will get personal.

I don't like people who are like me and I don't like boring people, both need to go."

Its Dan Wootton.



(#BuyBritneyJeanonitunes)

http://i.imgur.com/iz5lbkz.jpg

Now its time to vote again!

VOTE DAN and LINDA
VOTE GABI and GEOFFREY

5 minutes if anyones actually awake...

Gabi and Geoffrey, the public have voted for you!

"Congratulations Gabi and Geoffrey, you've won a goody bag of Geoffrey goods including a mouse mat, a snow globe and his book!"

-Gabi ****s on the floor and throws it at Geoffrey-

"Hi I'm Helen Lederer!

I'm 61 and an actress and stand up comedienne, I was in Absolutely Fabulous (not as good as Joanna and Jennifer, not as big boobs either!)

I've recently been in Hollyoaks, Splash and many other odd things, this is going to be an experience and a half!"

Its Helen Lederer!


http://i.imgur.com/Yl3YR8z.jpg

I literally save Helen

"Hi I'm Tito Jackson!

I'm 61 and I'm best known as the most famous Jackson who would do this show and hasn't already.

I was in the Jackson 5 with Michael, Jermaine and my brothers, it was so much fun!

La Toya told me that this competition is odd, but a lot of fun, I'm hoping shes telling me the truth as I'm nervous as anything!

I love the UK, but haven't been here in years, it will be great to return!"

Its Tito Jackson!



http://i.imgur.com/QomBNVe.jpg

(although I am tempted to go with Tito as a sympathy vote, given that he has no arms and all)

(Helen won an Ab Fab hot tub party for her and 4 guests, she chose Tito, Kim, Danny and NeNe)

Thats all we have time for tonight, join me tomorrow where Ben Dover, Carl Froch, Dan Wootton, Danny Mac, Gabi Grecko and Geoffrey Edelsten, Helen Lederer, Jason Gardiner, Kevin Kennedy, Kimberly Wyatt, Kim Woodburn, Linda Lusardim Mama June Shannon, NeNe Lekaes, Rosie Jones and Tito Jackson will all nominate for the first time! But one housemate will win a treat to help them with nominations.

Please post on my wall with the housemate you want to receive this nomination power.

Lines close at 5pm tomorrow so you don't have long!

Rylan is on Bit On The Side next with Carole Vincent, Sara McLean and Audrey Hepburn, live feed is at 2am and I will be back here on Monday for our first live eviction, see you then!

You have until 5pm today! Heres a few updates on the house!

• The first round of nominations have taken place
• 4 housemates currently face the public vote, however you guys can change all of that with the current twist, get voting!
• Housemates complained about the lack of alcohol in the houswe
• The race was on to get a good bed, Gabi and Geoffrey, Kimberly and Rosie and Helen and Linda are sharing.
• Last night Gabi and Geoffrey slept in seperate beds due to an argument over who will sit where on the sofa.

Who are these Z-listers?

Poor Kim

Save KneeKnee

It will be quite funny when this twist has no effect :laugh:

Hello and welcome to Celebrity Big Brother, I'm here today to present you with your first nights highlights and tonight I will be talking live to one housemate who you have chosen to receive a very special power

Today on the show we have nominations, fun, emotions and drama, it is sure to be a cracker, lets see the first part of yesterdays highlights.

15 housemates entered the house last night.

The first to enter was Pussycat Doll Kimberly Wyatt, she was followed by Kevin Kennedy, she had no idea who he was but he soon explained who he was, to which she declared her love of Coronation Street stating that her idol is Deirdre Barlow, Kevin talks about how honoured he was to work with the late Anne Kirkbride.

Australian dancer Jason Gardiner was the third housemate to enter the house, he instantly recognized Kimberly from showbiz parties they have both attended although didn't know who Kevin was, Kevin reassured Jason that he wouldn't know who he was either.

Jason and Kimberly had a disagreement over Jason being harsh as a judge.

The fouth housemate to enter was Rosie Jones, a page three model. she had a chat with Jason about why she decided to be a page three model, he asks if she fits the stereotypes of a thick model, she says most people would be offended, but she understands it comes with the job.

The fifth and sixth housemates to enter the house were Porn Actor Ben Dover and Reality TV star NeNe Leakes.

Jason tells NeNe how honoured he is to meet her as he is a huge fan of her show and Glee, they instantly bond and Jason gives them the ship name NeOn.

Welcome back to Celebrity Big Brother, heres some more from yesterday!

The next housemates to enter the house were cleaner Kim Woodburn and boxer Carl Froch.

Kim tells Kimberly about her career to which Kimberly cheers that she isn't the only 'clean freak', Kim says "Gail, eat your heart out love."

Mama June Shannon enters the house to which Jason turns round to NeNe and says "We're gonna need the luxury food budgets."

Danny Mac and Linda Lusardi followed into the house.

Carl and Danny both formed a bond over protein powder.

Linda and Kim had a toast to civility and normal people.

Gabi and Geoffrey enter the house and all the housemates pretend to know who they are, except for Jason who knows who Geoffrey is and says to NeNe "He's like Hugh Hefner, but more trashy.

Dan Wootton enters the house and stays away from Jason telling Kimberly that he is poison.


Want more? We will have more after the break, plus we will surprise an unsuspecting housemate with something they might need.

Welcome back! We have some live action after our penultimate bit of Day One.

Helen Lederer follows into the house and runs up and hugs Linda Lusardi, Kim Woodburn.

Kevin hadn't really gone around speaking to people, although him and Helen talked to eachother after she was feeling that he looked a bit left out, Kevin said this was because he isn't good around a huge group of people straight away.

Mama June and NeNe had a disagreement over how she's famous, Mama June said NeNe is famous for exactly the same reason to which NeNe replied "I'm not famous for being a **** mother"

The last housemate to enter is Tito Jackson, Tito and NeNe hug as they met eachother through La Toya Jackson, one of NeNe's friends.

The doors are locked and Jason shouts "Let me out!"

Right, straight after the break we will be speaking to the housemate you've chosen to receive a reward, plus we show you how our Fun Fifteen nominate!

Lets go to the house!

This Is Big Brother, could NeNe come to the diary room.

-NeNe walks into the Diary Room-

NeNe, the housemates cannot hear this conversation and won't be able to know about this, otherwise there will be serious consequences on your behalf.

NeNe, this series is about the public's decisions and they have decided to reward you with a special nomination power.

This series, providing this conversation stays private, you will not receive any nominations, every nomination you receive will be turned back and will be given an extra nomination in return.

You must keep this secret.

You may now enter the house and tell the housemates they were having signal problems with your microphone.

NeNe getting the show blatantly rigged for her :clap1:

Linda Lusardi nominated Mama June for isolating herself and Kim so she doesn't have to clean up for everybody.

Mama June Shannon nominated Gabi and Geoffrey for giving her dirty looks and Jason as he might get annoying.

NeNe Leakes nominates Kim as she thinks she is going to struggle in the house and Rosie as she wants to be the prettiest girl in the house.

Rosie Jones nominates Ben and Carl as their names are first in the alphabet.

Tito Jackson nominates Dan for being loud and Gabi and Geoffrey for having eachother in the house.

Gabi Grecko and Geofrey Edelsten nominate Danny for giving Gabi the eye and Jason for being Australian.

Lets reveal who is up to the house.

There we go, this series twist in NeNe's nomination exemption is absolutely pointless this week as she wasn't nominated by anyone anyway!

The lines are now open! Please PM me the housemate you wish to EVICT.

Lines close tomorrow night at 7pm where one of Carl Froch, Jason Gardiner, Gabi and Geoffrey and Mama June Shannon will be leaving the house!

Rylan is next on Bit On The Side with Aisleyne Horgan Wallace, Glasses Paul and Vicki Michelle's coffin, until tomorrow, goodnight.

I've had some news.

Gamepodfan has used his one call on me to say he is enjoying the series and cannot wait to do his own series later this year, he will be taking over hosting duties on Celebrity Big Brother's Little Brother from Emma Willis and George Lamb.

I'm sure you will all be as thrilled as I am that we will be getting more fantastic videos from him.

I'm bored and its a sunday night, you have 10 minutes to cast your votes, someones going home!

WOOP WOOP

WOOP WOOP

This is Celebrity Big Brother, please welcome MITCHELL



Hello and welcome to CBB! Tonight theres a huge twist in store and one will leave, plus live nominations! Lets kick things off with a twist!

We need some latecomers!

Two people will be entering the house as one housemate.

An independent company have put the following names forward (ta brenda);

Davina McCall and Emma Willis - TV Presenters and Rugby fans.

Kylie Jenner and Pia Mia - Social Media queens.

Niamh and Josy - TIBB Admins

Barack Obama and Donald Trump - #Americanintruders

Hulk Hogan and Vanessa - Power couple.

You have until the end of the show to vote for your top 2 couples.

The two with the highest votes will go in the house and one couple will leave tomorrow!

#VoteDavinaandEmma
#VoteKylieandPia
#VoteNiamhandJosy
#VoteBarackandDonald
#VoteHulkandVanessa

Lines close at the end of this live show!

#VoteHulkandVanessa

Now lets get one out!

Housemates this is Mitchell, you're live on TiBB.

Carl...

Jason...

Mama June...

Gabi and Geoffrey...

I can now reveal the first person safe with the least votes to evict is...

MAMA JUNE!

-Mama June tries to get up but then realises she isn't evicted-

Congratulations Mama June, you are through!

The person leaving the house is...

CARL FROCH

Carl, you've been evicted, please leave the Celebrity Big Brother house...

#VoteDavinaandEmma
#VoteKylieandPia

I would interview Carl, but hes boring :p

I will now start randomizing nominations, see you after the break!

*Carl walks over to the door*

10...

9...

8...

7...

6...

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

*Carl walks out to a negative reception and dies*

Sig is back without Carl.

#DavinaAndEmma
#BarrackAndDonald

Straight from the Diary Room
 

Kimberly Wyatt - Ben Dover and Gabi and Geoffrey
Kevin Kennedy - Ben and Rosie
Jason Gardiner - Kimberly and Helen
Rosie Jones - Jason and Gabi and Geoffrey
Ben Dover - NeNe and Tito
NeNe Leakes - Kim and Kevin
Kim Woodburn - Helen and NeNe
Mama June Shannon - Dan and Kevin
Danny Mac - Kevin and Gabi and Geoffrey
Linda Lusardi - Mama June and Jason
Gabi Grecko and Geoffrey Edelsten - NeNe and Tito
Dan Wootton - Tito and Rosie
Helen Lederer - Kevin and Dan
Tito Jackson - Kim and Linda

The nomination count is

Kimberly Wyatt - 1
Kevin Kennedy - 4
Jason Gardiner - 2
Rosie Jones - 2
Ben Dover - 2
NeNe Leakes - 3 (although all don't count and will be reversed)
Kim Woodburn - 2
Danny Mac - 0
Linda Lusardi - 1
Gabi and Geoffrey - 3
Dan Wootton - 2
Helen Lederer - 2
Tito Jackson - 3

With the nominations from Ben, Kim and Gabi and Geoffrey, the nomination count is;
Kimberly Wyatt - 1
Kevin Kennedy - 4
Jason Gardiner - 2
Rosie Jones - 2
Ben Dover - 3
NeNe Leakes - 0
Kim Woodburn - 3
Danny Mac - 0
Linda Lusardi - 1
Gabi and Geoffrey - 4
Dan Wootton - 2
Helen Lederer - 2
Tito Jackson - 3

So the nominations are
Kevin Kennedy
Ben Dover
Kim Woodburn
Gabi and Geoffrey
and Tito Jackson.

One will go tomorrow night.

PM me with either
Evict Kevin
Evict Ben
Evict Kim
Evict Gabi and Geoffrey
Evict Tito.

You have until 8pm tomorrow.

Now for our other vote.

There is a tie, so 3 pairs will enter the house!

DAVINA MCCALL AND EMMA WILLIS
BARACK OBAMA AND DONALD TRUMP
HULK HOGAN AND VANESSA

Unfortunately Kylie and Pia and Josy and Niamh only got 1 vote a piece :(

Thats me done for tonight, join me tomorrow for our second live eviction.

Rylan is next on Bit On The Side with Carl Froch, Josy from TIBB, Naomi from Willbricks supermarket and Nemo.

Live feed is at 10.

Until tomorrow, goodnight.

HEEY