:joker::joker:

You just want him to prove you wrong tbh

Deluded and desperate.

A pervert teas

I find the penis a pleasurable tool but it really is quite ugly don't you think :hehe:

Fffffff

Why did you just describe my body?

This thread prompted me to send a picture of my penis to my wife. I used WhatsApp "stickers" to give him a face and arms.

She was horrified :joker:.

Top notch thread.

Tell her I am so very sorry :D

She also took a picture of me taking a picture of my penis and said she was going to put it online :(

Can imagine scott spending the day searching for 'toy soldiers dick' now, just incase

:joker:

They certainly over-rate themselves and their ‘bits’ if they think people want to see that on the internet.

Too true. Nothing puts you off sexting like finding your own dick pics on a random tumblr.

Spoken like a man with experience of this :evilgrin:

:ninja2:

On the student forum I used to frequent, a guy sent a full body nude (face and all) to a girl and it ended up being passed around the entire forum via PM / MSN messenger etc :worry:.

And no, it wasn't me :joker:

(I wouldn't be daft enough to have my face in the picture...)

Also on another forum I was on, a girl masturbated / used a dildo on Web cam for another member... Again, with her full body / face in the shot... And he took a tonne of screenshots of it and posted them on the forum :umm2:.

This happened here with a few people. I actually got caught up in it all and sent my tits (in a bra, no nipple flashing lol) to people, which then got circulated :laugh:

There was also a member who posted a shot of himself in the shower, arsehole spread. This was reported, and every now and again a mod will post ihn the report thread to make the rest of the mods look at it again :D I believe the actual image ended up spoilered in the report thread as it happened too often

:omgno: the depravity of the mods subforum revealed.

"It's just a great big terrifying orgy", said our source.

Yes, we can be rather childish behind the scenes. And in my case, infront of the scenes also :laugh:

You need to set your aperture to f/1.8 or so to give that shallow depth of field so that its just the dick that is pin sharp and all the background is blurred. Obs a good light source is important so if you can go outside at say 9 am when the light is good ideal.

Use a tripod and a remote release app on your phone to the camera. Then you can touch it up in Lightroom to really make it pop

:hee:

:joker:

That's art not porn though. To make it really sexy, it needs to be a grainy snap taken in low light with no flash, unshaven OR completely shaved but with a 9 o'clock shadow - no manscaping before the shot. Semi-erect and flopped sideways against the balls, a tiny glisten of precum just tickling the urethra.

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Wow. Not the mods having Conzors arsehole on display in the towers. D:

Legend has it that when they need to make a big decision and cannot agree, they gaze deep into that abyss and hope for divine inspiration.

:joker:

I think that must have been before I became a mod, thankfully.

There was a time though when you'd fear to open up any PM reports for fear of seeing more of a member (huhuhuhuhuhuhu) than you ever wanted to.

I know nothing of conzors arsehole thankfully.

The member in question is permabanned now. It was especially fun to trick iceman into looking at the photo again tbh :D

Just when you said spread their arsehole in the shower I immediately had a flashback to Conzors ice bucket challenge. :joker:

:omgno: Truth!

Was it Thomas? :joker:

It was indeed :laugh:

This thread reminded me of when I used to play on stardoll and go on cam on a site and one girl stuck a tv remote up her fanny and because someone posted about it the room got swamped and the room went on a popular list and loads of old men were coming on cam wanking

She used to do weird things like that, she was about 13 or 14 and I was about 11 I think and she would just get on cam and flash her boobs or play with herself and people would sccreenshot it :/

We used to report her but she knew how to get back on

Screaming why can't tibb still be this messy

I don't remember the full story, but something like that happened on here too. One of our younger members was found to be camming for cash or something. Underage.

Tibb used to be so...weird :laugh:

Zotler :omgno:

She always looked like 18+ when she was like 14 though :suspect:

And typed like it

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

:suspect:

She stuck a remote up her fanny at 13?

Talk about ruining your childhood. :omgno: