Chris' dumb fashion sense makes him less attractive

ep1-2

01 | Zoe
02 | Jess
03 | Josh
04 | Hannah
05 | Rachel
06 | Jordan
07 | Tony / John
08 | Omar
09 | Chris
10 | Lauren
11 | Danielle
12 | Jonathan
13 | Luis

Jess and Dom’s date was beyond cute <3333

The only thing I remember about Omar is Jess coupling up with him as a last resort to save herself from being dumped and that's more of a Jess moment if anything :love:

Jon was the WORST.

Episode 2
1. Jessica (-)
2. Olivia (-)
3. Dom (-)
4. Kem (+3)
5. Chloe (-1)
6. Camilla (-)
7. Marcel (-2)
8. Sam (-)
9. Amber (-)
10. Montana (+1)
11. Harley (-1)

This season seems so promising because there are many storylines in the second episode, not just one. There is Jess/Dom/Montana, Kem/Amber/Harley, and Olivia/Sam/Camilla all within two days. And two new boys entering! Hopefully Chloe and Camilla get the dates!! Harley is just not likeable to me and at least Montana is funny at times, even thought she is a cow to the lovely Jess!

Jordan giving Lauren a high five and ha not giving it back :oh: stupid BITCH

making him CRY the silly little girl

why are all the boys so cringe

thank god they axed this messeh live dumping format as if it was an eviction show

the handheld camera is just too much the show seems so low budget :skull:

Zoe confronting the twins after they were dumped ahhh legend

these dumping interviews :skull:

Rankings: Twins Dumped
1: Hannah (-)
2: Zoe (-)
3: Chris (+4)
4: Jordan (+5)
5: Jess (-1)
6: Josh (-)
7: Rachel (-4)
8: Danielle (+2)
9: Tony/John
10: Lauren (-2)
11: Omar (-)
12: Johnathon (-7)
13: Luis (-1)

PERCHED for Miss Naomi & Daisy's arrival :love:
Josh & Zoe :love:

Caz's commentary as they arrived tho :skull: so low budget

ep3-5

01 | Zoe [-]
02 | Jess [-]
03 | Josh [-]
04 | Jordan [+2]
05 | Hannah [-1]
06 | Rachel [-1]
07 | Tony / John [-]
08 | Chris [+1]
09 | Omar [-1]
10 | Danielle [+1]
11 | Luis [+2]
12 | Jonathan [-]
13 | Lauren [-3]

lmfao what a ****e cast bar the top 3/5

let chris in :oh:

hannah deserves higher than 5th :(

She's cute but Jon brings ha down!

Rachel clocking Josh ahhhh :love:

can't stand Josh, miss rach is iconic

Naomi 'the boy I've chosen to couple up with is Josh'
Jess 'JOSH! AW BLESS, SO CUTE :grin2:'

and then Jess calling Josh a slag asdfgdsdfg

Naomi telling everyone about Jess' date with the Italian :skull:

Fumed @ Miss Rachel going over Danielle and bloody Lauren

Slowly starting to get into it more tho :clap1:

not rach going in t'next episode :worry: she deserves better

'AV BEEN MUGGED OFF FOR SOME BLONDE LITTLE FOOKIN RAT'
cuts to Naomi posing with ha sunglasses in t'mirror

'ah'll apologise for snoggen yer man later :p'
zoe's a scream

ep7-9

01 | Zoe [-]
02 | Jess [-]
03 | Rachel [+3]
04 | Josh [-1]
05 | Hannah [-]
06 | Chris [+2]
07 | Naomi
08 | Jordan [-4]
09 | Omar [-]
10 | Daisy
11 | Chris B
12 | Luis [-1]
13 | Danielle [-3]
14 | Jonathan [-2]
15 | Lauren [-2]

asdfdfg I howled @ this

ah think 1 is so far beating 4 for me :suspect:

i'm jess picking up a bottle of hairspray and slamming it back down out of rage

The first half of 4 was cute it then just got really boring

Jess: ‘am just so upset AND-
Hannah: ‘don’t THROW OUR STUFF AROOOUND’

Jess: ‘look at you all stood around me like im-‘
Hannah: ‘COZ WE’RE ALL SUUH CONFUUUUSED’

Hannah is a top 5 islander and Jess was t’original and BETTER Georgia

I’m screaming at the focused, emotional shot of Zoe crying and in the background you hear Hannah scream ‘it might be in mah coral makeup bag babe :p’

Hannah is scum and you need to realise!

WHY is Hannah scum :oh: she’s a scream

You haven’t even seen the best of 1 yet so far brat and RileyH

Week 2 is full of Drama

I’m perched :devil:

She’s really nasty to My Naomi later on.