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reece(: 22-03-2019 07:31 PM

Why don't you change your colour from black to something else darlin cos it's gettin sad!
Well I guess black's better than NO TROUSERS!

reece(: 22-03-2019 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elliot (Post 10484829)
What I have decided from your answer is...

YES?

That we need to call the police and remove this man from the house! I’m not gonna waste another minute talking to you.

Yes well get on the phone now

https://i.imgur.com/eAyDntX.gif

Tony Montana 22-03-2019 07:33 PM

I do it in a joking way!!!!

Marsh. 22-03-2019 07:34 PM

Look at the STATE of you! ****ing PIG!

Marsh. 22-03-2019 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 10484823)
Simba... wiv yer friggin’ hair

Who said this? :joker:

Greg! 22-03-2019 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Montana (Post 10484650)
I ordered 3 bananas, what she going on about?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elliot (Post 10484681)
You can’t even call her a glamour model because she’s getting paid what? £5?

Quote:

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 10484704)
Laura, you alright baby?
Yeah
Trace, you alright darling?
Gravy
Lesley, you still awake sexy?
Sorry?
You still awake?
No
Everythin's good in the hood then *chuckles*
What is it sweet heart, what do you want?
Just checkin you're alright babe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 10484815)
BECAUSE SHE’S DONE **** ALL WRONG TO YOu.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 10484822)
you Chanelle from Wikkfield, wherever the **** you’re from.
Bet you can’t even spell it cos you can’t even say it out loud
I wouldn’t wanna ****ing spell it mate cos I’ve never ****ing heard of it. Have you ever heard of it? No. Never.
Of course I’ve ****ing heard of it you ****ing idiot I’ve lived there for nineteen years of my life!

These make me SCREAM

Greg! 22-03-2019 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 10484839)
Who said this? :joker:

Messy Steph

Tony Montana 22-03-2019 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 10484838)
Look at the STATE of you! ****ing PIG!

Speak for yourself, don't speak for me, I'm not the one with breasts, and I'm not a female neither

reece(: 22-03-2019 07:40 PM

New bitta cock!

Tony Montana 22-03-2019 07:41 PM

Reece, post some Lea quotes

reece(: 22-03-2019 07:42 PM

I don't care what you do, you can stick dynamite up your bum and blow yourself up

reece(: 22-03-2019 07:42 PM

They wouldn't let a 72 year old person in here!

reece(: 22-03-2019 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Montana (Post 10484845)
Reece, post some Lea quotes

Well there's that many fookin people now int ther i don't know what fookin name to guh for, it's like a fookin youth hostel. Yuv put me in a fookin youth hostel full of fookin kids. This new breed are gunna fookin flush us out

Me playing GAME

Tony Montana 22-03-2019 07:43 PM

Have you ever had anything in your mouth?

Only a 10'' knob

Matthew. 22-03-2019 07:44 PM

Davina: Were you having heterosexual thoughts about Makosi and Orlaith?
Derek: Oh certainly not HER. That’s the quickest way to make an erection go flat!

Tony Montana 22-03-2019 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthew. (Post 10484851)
Davina: Were you having heterosexual thoughts about Makosi and Orlaith?
Derek: Oh certainly not HER. That’s the quickest way to make an erection go flat!

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Tony Montana 22-03-2019 07:45 PM

Shut up BITCH

WHAT?!!!

Tony Montana 22-03-2019 07:48 PM

Sezer's palace, Sezer's palace, games on

reece(: 22-03-2019 07:48 PM

Is there a camera in the shower? If there is thas bang out of order, cos av been in there naked
Big Brother can confirm there is not a camera in the shower
Realleh
Big Brother does not show any gratuitous nudity
What does Ratuitis mean?

Tony Montana 22-03-2019 07:48 PM

If you wanna communicate with me, communicate with me!!!

reece(: 22-03-2019 07:50 PM

If you do go, how would you like to be remembered in the house?
As a crass crude cow that always goes on about cock and spunk

Matthew. 22-03-2019 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthew. (Post 10413597)
“Oh god, my vulva... oh god! Jesus! Have you ever! My labia was RAW! You have NO idea! 13 stone - Proud of it too! 13 stone - even though I’d like to lose 2 stone! 13 stone, on that, like this! Did you see it!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbro...09/belinda.png

.

Matthew. 22-03-2019 07:51 PM

Pete (talking about Sezer): “WANKERS! Ooh my Tourette’s was in context!”

reece(: 22-03-2019 07:52 PM

Yeah you could have put a bitta fit cock in for me, so what yuh put in, an 18 year old bird and a fookin gay, what fookin use is that for me - I can't even fookin look nuh mind touch. He's not even a fit gay, at least Dickie's summet to look at fookin hell where were yuh fookin brain cells when ye picked him!

Matthew. 22-03-2019 07:55 PM

I will now dive into the pool...

In accordance with health and safety regulations!
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbro...k/19/tomas.png

reece(: 22-03-2019 07:55 PM

Beauty and the BEAAAAASTAH!
BEEEEEEEAAAAAASTAH!

reece(: 22-03-2019 07:57 PM

Why do you think Sam will stay?
Because they're intrigued.... intrigued to see the willy

Tony Montana 22-03-2019 07:57 PM

No, you don't wanna admit that you took the bottle and hogged it for yourself because you're a greedy bitch

Bye... bi..bye- you mean nothing to me

Matthew. 22-03-2019 07:57 PM

Ahhhhh am getting all anxious sat in a massive room
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/19/sian.png

Epic. 22-03-2019 07:58 PM

They're expecting TEN ciders and I've got none. *shrugs* .....Mwahahahaha.... Mwahahahaha

reece(: 22-03-2019 07:58 PM

Fookin lying bastard. Shit stirring fookin bastard. Al kill her! Fookin devious bastard. Am fookin seething! Fookin seething mate.

Headie 22-03-2019 08:01 PM

"YOU!? Chanelle?? From WIKKFIELD... wherever the **** you're from!"

reece(: 22-03-2019 08:01 PM

You either give me cigarettes or let me out of here. Honestly I wantout I'm tired I'm exhausted I don't wanna be here anymore, can you just take me out of here please. I'm not gonna go on like this it's good for anyone, it's not good for them it's not good for me.. I'm gonna go crazy I'm gonna go crazy. I can't take this anymore please just take me out of here I'm exhausted I can't take it....
Nadia is it just the lack of cigarettes that's upsetting you?
-YES IT IS JUST THE LACK OF CIGARETTES DON'T ASK ME ANYMORE QUESTIONS JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE, I'M GONNA GO INSANE.....
.... Look at me ! Look at me ! You think this is funneh this is NOT funneh. I'm not 16 year old I know what my choices are I know what I want. I wanted to be here I don't want to be here anymore!

reece(: 22-03-2019 08:02 PM

Last week was one of the worst weeks of my fookin life. I'm 36 years old, am not at school. Am not gonna let sum twatty fookin kid cum in ere, tek the piss outta me and cause fookin trouble! Sorry Richard am not avin it, she's fookin 19 so what she's confused. Am 36, am fookin confused

reece(: 22-03-2019 08:03 PM

If they put a hunk in to replace George, we're gonna put our bikinis on and use our powers of seduction to get him on our side

Headie 22-03-2019 08:03 PM

"McDonalds.... Barbie.... Herbal Essences..."

Elliot 22-03-2019 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Montana (Post 10484867)
No, you don't wanna admit that you took the bottle and hogged it for yourself because you're a greedy bitch

Bye... bi..bye- you mean nothing to me

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elliot (Post 10484330)
So you don’t feel you took the bottle and hogged it for yourself... cuz you’re a greedy bitch!

Whew Natalie’s impact

Epic. 22-03-2019 08:07 PM

"AH DON'T WANT TO CHILL OUT MAN, I DON'T MIND PEOPLE DOING THEIR THINGS, I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TAKING THE PISS, THIS IS MY POINT! *points at Makosi* YOU ARE TAKING THE FOOKING PISS! AND I'M NOT A FOOKING KNOBHEAD YOU KNOW, ALRIGHT? SO FOR YOU TO TAKE THE PISS OUTTA ME YOU HAVEN'T GOT A FOOKING CLUE ABOUT MY LIFE AND WHERE I'VE FOOKING BEEN! .....and having said that I love you still."
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bi...06/roberto.png

Headie 22-03-2019 08:08 PM

"Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle TWAT"

Tony Montana 22-03-2019 08:08 PM

Makosi: Eugene, you know when you went to put the black bag in the bin, you did see the mouldy tea bag, didn't you? Anthony saw me fish out mouldy tea bag, there was a camera in my face fishing out mouldy, dirty tea bags. Did you have a problem with me doing that? because you nearly put a dirty black bag in.
Eugene: That's no problem really, it's just they've been like that for the last 6 weeks
Makosi: Yes, and I decide to wash them, you don't have a problem with that do you? Thank you, I don't appreciate you slagging me off behind my back, you got a problem with me, you ****ing tell me. I cleaned a mouldy bin for everyone! Now if you got a problem with me doing that, you tell me, you don't run to Derek and slag me off. I did not speak to you badly, I sadi Eugene do not clean that bin unless you are ready, and you were not ready, I said go and eat your food, and I cleaned it, not for me but for everyone else. I don't drink ****ing tea! Never speak badly about me ever again! You've got a problem with me, you tell me!
Eugene: OK, fair enough, I apologise


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