"Shut your face"

"Just Joking, I'm just joking."

Earlier on the live feeds during a missive argument with Noirin, Sree said to her, You don't hear my bloody stupid brain. :laugh2:

Added the latest 2 quotes

'Oh no my bottles broken'
'I drink too'
'I do not exactly feel it through my heart'
'Mis-communication tonight'
'I will face the consequences'
'My thought to teach you'

Take your pick

I cant touch the pigs leg!

Hmmm... what do people think? Which one should go on the main list?

Not particularly great from Sree tonight :sad:

LMFAO!
oh god,
major crease.

There's an error with a couple of quotes:

"'Take your flip flops off and slap them on your face'"
He said to slap them on his face, in the case of him doing anything wrong (I think that was his reason).

"'Why Big Brother do Indian Language"
There's a 'no' missing here, he wished BB did Indian.

The idea of such a legend being voted out and some pointless bore being saved, is beyond scary. Voters must be messed up individuals (not all, but you know the types, the weird ones who get attached to bores and over-invested into bad/good profiles, when it's all about drama and entertainment).

"I do like you, I don't know why. My astrology say she have to be 2 year younger, 1 year younger or 1 year older. So that is the first compatability."

"Your inner beauty is platinum."

"Your laugh make me sunshine, and I hope to have good time with you in the house, forever".

:joker:

"Siawash"

"oh my god, angel is animal"

:laugh2:

When they were told they could leave the table after nominations:

'Thank god man, Jesus Christ, the blood pressure, know what I mean?'

'Siwash is center of attention'
'Bob the builder'
'She's not kind of lazy'
'My mum and dad are watching, They will kill me'
'You put it on all on my bloddy'
''people are going to throw stones"

''people are going to throw stones"

this and the one about taking off flip flops are my fav
i still dont like him though...

"charlie you fukd up my hair"

"there's gonna be sh!t lots of giggles on their faces"

Added new ones. Up from 61 to 64.

Added a few more to OP:

"There's gonna be sh!t loads of giggles on their faces"
"I'm Elvis?.. now Im fukkin Tramp Elvis!"
"I have come three times in my head"
"Today we had music, sunny weather and a fake stonage"
"Marcus, you are old person in this house and should be set an example"

Wasnt it - Siavash is centre of attraction?

If i remember correctly on the HL show (might of been live feed) he said ''Come in my brain''

'Im just washing'
'The thing is right'

Not much tonight

"Outside the house I have two best friends, alchohol and my dad".

Thanks. added.

Ahahahahahaha he is hilarious.

"Your smile takes the rain back and makes the sun shine again"

your eating my brain haha that was funny oh my god i'm still laughing now

'Angel please tell Freddie to leave me alone'
'Please dont argue with me'
'This is my money, This is my garlic'
'You can't take the garlic'
'You cant touch my food'
'Dont put your hands on my food'
'We have alot of things to do'
'Your eating my brain'
'I have alot of patience in this house'
'I dont appreciate you coming from Oxford'
'Call me the magic'
'That days are gone'
'Come on its friday night'
'I used to have feelings about her'
'I used to like her so so much'
'Im not big jelous'

Take your pick

Thanks Harry. :spin2:

if it was a choice between me and marcus the whole word knows its me lol i may not have that spot on but you's know it lol

haha i loved that one to

"its a bath, i can clean whatever i can touch"

lol, classic.

another funny one
 

Angel please,I have a lot of headache!
:laugh2:

"ya get me?"

I wonder if that meant cleaning Siavash as well :puzzled: lol

To Noirin

"I have only been upset with two people in this house... and that is with you and Lisa"

:laugh3:

'My english is so bad'
'Shall we have a drink'
'Noreen is so rude and nasty'
'I dont fancy you'
'What are you on about'
'If you and Lisa said anything'
'You dont know what friendship means'
'I did not cheat on you'
'You drunk'
'Am I not allowed to tell a joke'
''Just dance, la la la la la!"

'Its only been silly fights'
'Its not about losing'
'I am using my confidence'
'I have no problem with other people'
'Are you joking'
'We going to win tomorrow'
'Bloody hell'

Think thats it

80 quotes now