the thought of living forever like in heaven or whatever is really depressing when you think about it

like foreverrrr with no end

I want reincarnated as Marge :love:

Reincarnation is the best idea of what happens after, think it'd be fun coming back as different things. :laugh:

I hope you just die after and nothing happens -.-

No and Yes.

Yes because I'm afraid of how I will die.
And because I don't know when, I mean I could be leaving the house and waving goodbye to my family to go to school or something, not knowing I'll never see them again.
Or I could have a row, go to sleep and never wake up.


But No because,

I don't believe in God.
I think it's all complete bullsh*t and people like the pope and Dot Branning who dedicate their lives to some bloke that doesn't exist, need to ******ing learn to have fun.

There's no way some magical man lives in the clouds and built the earth, k?

I also don't believe all the bollocks this Jesus was meant to of done.

However,
I know for a FACT there's an after live.

I just do.
I've had experiences in the past where I have seen dead family and friends.
One time where I spoke to my dead sister and grand father.

And my grand mother also speaks to the dead, but so does my mum's friend who is abit better at it.

So I know there's nothing to be afraid of, I've always bricked it, incase I died and went back to how I was years ago before I was born.

Remember? No.
Exactly, You Don't.

No one does, because we were nothing.

I'd hate to just die and loose everything and just **** everything gone.

But to die and know you go to see everyone else that's died, and to know you can still watch over your loved ones and that, it's just incredible.


Although one fear still remains,

Although I've had experiences with the dead... No spirit has ever said that Jesus or God or Heaven exists.

When my gran and my mum's friend speak to them, they don't mention it.
They never let me ask them to talk to them or do what's called 'A Reading'.

Because my mother says I'm not old enough yet.

But when I turn 16,

On my list of things to do,
Along with have legal sex, Audition for X Factor for the lulz and legal Drinking...

I plan to go for a proper reading and ask my Little Sister or Granddad if Heaven or God is real.


If the answer is NO,
I'll be like k kl.

And carry on.

If the answer is 'Yes and babe you're in real trouble for dissing him'

Then I'm ******ed.

You realise that that would mean you forget everything that ever happened to you in this life.

Including your family and friends.

Very little chance of that nowadays,

After you die most people undergo a post mortem examination, where they take samples of brain tissue by opening the skull and removing the brain to slice chunks out of it.

They also remove samples from liver, heart muscle, lungs kidneys etc. They open you right up and check all the organs for damage diseases etc. taking samples where necessary. Then loosely stitch you back up to keep everything they put back inside.

If you werent dead before the PM you will be afterwards.

Hmmm /:

Not if like, everybody reincarnates as the same thing in like a cycle. :p
And 'heavon' can be like a waiting place.

yeah kinda,
i dont want to die a painful death lol or starve/drown
and being buried alive is actually the thing im MOST scared of ever. It would be so horrible. In pitch black just urrrrrrrrr.

Oh right, well that's good then. Just the thought of waking up ugh. It's horrible D:

Still to be safe I'd go with cremation..

I'd prefer that as well, I dont like the idea of an afterlife which will just never end and you'll just live forever, that's quite weird really :/

The best thing would be for you to decide when to die. So like you just spend as long a time in the world as you want and then when you feel like you're ready you can die. It could never happen, but that's what I would like

Omfg. Yeah drowning or being buried alive ugh :/

Shasown on the news like 3 months ago a woman who was like 58 was found alive in her coffin in her funeral just before she was about to be buried luckily. So there will be some people who would of been buried alive :sad: and just.. yeah

Yeah exactly!

And it's like that no-one will ever know what happens because we can't come back to tell everyone else..

Yeah its quicker I suppose, but imagine waking up just after they slide you in your box into the cooker, they slam and lock the door, then start firing up the gas burners, the heat starts to increase, the air becomes stiffling......



PMSL.

Drowning doesnt frighten me that much, it would only take a few minutes, straving would be horrible though.

:o :o :o

i hate the fact of drowning so much that i hate ships lol and refuse to go on them. (i dont mind giant ferrys) but like small ships or paddiling boats

It would be so painful though!!!

We could already be dead.

Just a thought...

i would prefure to like burn than drown. drowning like not being able to breate i would hate it so much. but obviously the worst is like starving underground or something.

this is so depressing loll

:o

That's actually really freaky

I hope in Heaven they have like TV and it's like wheel of fortune.

Jesus like spins the wheel, The Options:

Seven Minutes In Heaven
Spend 7 Minutes in a room with a dead model.

Reincarnation
Instead of applying for a Visa to go back to earth, you automatically get reincarnated as an animal of your choice.

Holiday To Clouds Above Spain
The hottest area in Heaven, A Holiday for you and two dead people of your choice plus 2000 Heaven Pounds of spending money.
And we'll also throw in 5 tickets to 'Heaven's Next Top Model!'

Get Your Photo Taken With Jesus
You get a free pass to the nearest mall to skip the cues and get your photo took with Jesus Christ.
Also comes in snow globes, Christmas Cards and Mouse Pads for an extra Heaven Pound.

Trip To Hell
Unlucky!
The Wheel lands on this, it means you must go directly to Hell for eternity, hard luck.




Thanks for playing Wheel Of Fortune!

omg...

u have reminded me of final destination 3 where the girls burn to death. its horrible

Yeah I hate the not-knowing, I wish there was actually a way to know for certain whether heaven/hell or anything like that exists because the thought of spending forever in hell is another thing that can scare me sometimes.

It would be great if our life's were on a loop

that is probably why we have Deja Vu :shocked: :shocked:

Yep.. I don't believe in heaven and hell tbh, just think everyone sort of comes back, like their spirit in someone else or something...

Anyone want me to kill myself now and I'll PM you all in abit and tell you what happens? x

Burning to death would be such extreme pain though. I had a debate with a friend of mine once over whether it would be better to die from burning to death or from freezing to death. I would rather freeze, even though it takes longer I dont think it would hurt as much. Nice discussion for a saturday night :hugesmile:

Was that in columbia where post mortems arent really routine like in the UK?

Wasnt actually as they were going to bury her, it was as the undertaker was about to drain her blood and fill her up with embalming fluid, if they hadnt of discovered she was still alive, she wouldnt have survived the draining or embalming either way.

Besides in warmer countries they tend to get rid of the body quicker than in the UK saves diseases and smells building up. Keeps the flies away as well.

I've never even thought about what that would be like, the thought of any kind of after life just freaks me out I think :laugh:

nah uh

i would prefure to burn than freeze

If there is an afterlife its a bonus aint it, if there isnt you wont be there to miss it.

this thread is ****ed up

But I dont really know if I want an afterlife, I dont think I would want one which just lasted forever and effectively rendered us immortal

Burning to death scares me the most. Such a slow and very painful way to go. :sad:

you will die in a sex game gone wrong i think

like electric shock via car battery attached to your nipples

jesus i just realised how much ive mentioned your nipples tonight :eek:

i need a hobby

if somebody asks if they can donkey punch you dont let them

Thats funny i thought you had one, pursuing the male staff members. :wink: