#9 – Lee
Previous performance: #15
1st Round: 16 points || 2nd Round: 75 points || Total: 91 points.
It’s Lee’s long awaited top 10 debut! Storming in at number 9, TiBB’s favourite newlywed takes no prisoners. She might be married but I’m fairly certain that wouldn’t stop most of us from trying it on, because, you know, MILF. Happyland is innocent!!!! Sorry, never gets old. :trolleys:. Let’s take a look at some of the reasons why you gave Lee your points. Lee is a “great member, beautiful bride and funny”, “a proper laugh... what you see is what you get” and “a beautiful little thing. Still cry at night over her now being officially taken.” Me too, voter, me too. It’s a travesty. She didn’t earn points from one member who actually gave them to her husband, saying “a new husband hasn’t mellowed this old bird out, as she’s still the same ****** as she was before. These aren’t points for Lee, they’re actually points awarded to Dave, for tolerating her. I’m so #teamDave that on one hand, a 50th place finish is probably Lee’s level, but we need to recognise this amazing man and what he goes through on a daily basis.” Poor, poor Dave. One voter said “I never really knew Lee last year so I'm glad that I've been able to get to know her throughout the year. She's brilliant”, while another said “I love this woman so much. Always guaranteed to make me laugh until I cry and such a fantastic member. If she wasn't married I'd let her do me with a strap-on, heck I'll let her do me anyway.” I think that’s a good thing? One voter said that Lee is “such a hilarious person and I can't believe she married someone who wasn't me! Cow! How else are we supposed to be Scotland's hottest couple?!” For one member, “Lee is someone I could really imagine being friends with in real life, we're a similar age with a similar life style and I think a night out with her would be amazingly good fun”, while another said that “I'm so happy the amazing Lee and her butt are now married! She's making the effort to liven up the forum; she's tear-jerkingly hilarious and an all round lovely lass who deserves nothing but the best.” Perhaps the best tribute of all came from this voter, who had the following to say about the member formerly known as happyland: “I fully believe this is her year! Lee is hilarious and doesn't give a crap about what people might say about her, she's got an amazing sense of humour and is really kind at the same time. She's taken part in a fair few games since the last countdown and has performed quite well overall. I think she's always willing to take part in forum conversations and she's always game for a laugh and that's exactly what this forum needs at the moment when there are so many members willing to bring down the atmosphere. Lee has steadily improved over the past couple of countdowns and I believe she fully deserves to be high this time around. Love you Lee!!”
Still remaining: *Kate*, Josy, Livia, Marc, Nathan, Niamh, Shaun, Zee.
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