Imma cut Freddie and save Mohamed I guess?
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#. Freddie "Halfwit" "Fred****" Fisher (BB10)
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omfg his gesticulations are the worst.
So yeah, I can't stand Freddie at all and neither could the rest of the BB10 cast! He became an easy nominations target because he would over-enunciate random words and drone on about politics and other **** and was just generally a snooty privileged rich kid, but unfortunately there's nothing more that the GBP loves more than an early series victim! Freddie quickly became That Housemate who was placed on a pedestal where he could do no wrong and everyone else was constantly wronging him, he would keep getting nominated in a head-to-head eviction, he would get like 30% of the vote to evict at most, and then a much better HM like Sophia or Angel or Sree would be evicted :rolleyes: It was like this for a whole month and it was painfully predictable. I personally think that the early weeks of BB10 are some of the worst in franchise history and I place a lot of the blame on the predictability surrounding Fred****.
Freddie was just really ****ing annoying. Like, he'd drone on and on about ~the sheep~ and ~the wolves~ which make sense, but then his analogies wouldbecome so ****ing convoluted with ~wolves in sheep's clothing~ and ~*~ the individuals~*~ and it was ****ing nauseating how he'd act like he and Siavash and Marcus were all like-minded individuals when that wasn't the case at all. Freddie would also LOVE to spew out bull**** comments about how "I don't care if I'm nominated every week
but surely the show will be boring once I'm evicted :3" like what. Just shut up, you so care about being nominated. I had more than enough of this **** from ****ing Ziggy, and I did NOT want to have to hear it all again from a ****ing twat politician (I'm looking at you too, Joel Squarepants.)
THANKFULLY though, BB10 was 93 ****ing days and since Freddie was the early series favorite his **** wore off like no other. I'm quite outspoken against 93 day series because they're so ****ing long, but as I alluded to in the Aaron write up, the good thing about 93 day series is that the idiots like Ziggy and Darnell and Siavash all overstay their welcome and blow their chances at winning. As time wore on, Freddie's self-constructed good guy narrative became more transparent, he became a lot more patronizing, and he let his favorite status go to his head! He got so ****ing obnoxious and started breaking rules and losing luxury shopping budgets just because he's an attention-seeker, and then after Marcus and Siavash got everyone nominated he gloated nonstop about how he was safe and Lisa was going home. Like, he literally stuck his tongue out at her and went NA NA LISA'S UP FOR EVICTION! I'M SAFE BECAUSE THE PUBLIC LIKES ME AND THEY'VE KEPT ME SO MANY TIMES BEFORE *****ing simpering smile* and then he started to fake an orgasm and was shouting OH LISA OHHHH LISA OH YEAH COME ON YOU'RE MAKING ME COME AHHH LISA
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I guess I should talk about Bea too, since she was vital in the takedown of Freddie. He misinterpreted her friendship as love and performed a song called "Springtime: Sex Outside Weather" and it was quite possibly the worst scene in franchise history, she freaked the **** out and made him cry and break down to the point where he was having panic attacks and hyperventilating just because her presence was
that terrifying to him, she switched beds to get the **** away from him and made him cry and hyperventilate AGAIN, he would get so nervous and stumble over his words, she questioned him all "WHY. ARE. YOU. TALK-ING. LIKE. THAT." and so on. Was it cruel? Absolutely. But this all came at a time where Freddie soooooo desperately needed to be knocked down a few pegs so I am forever thankful that Bea was there to remind Freddie of his true place on earth.
I'm saving Mohamed because my options were ****ing slim.
