I had finally got my hands on a van, given away at the time by Sugar Puffs.

Think back to BB3 ? :blush:

Sticks that is so much better you should :hugesmile:more often!!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
and no Amy I haven't had promotion yet:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

Evening, troops! Attentshun!!! :xyxwave:

Well, I see that Sticks has finally got round to posting a van on this thread . . . . thankfully not a P&H one though. :laugh: That would be an offence punishable by court martial! :shocked:

Another wonderful poem, Boris! I especially liked the last three lines:

'Let Captain Kaz
Do the last post…..
Now that IS easy peasy !'

Unfortunately it's not proving as easy as I originally though! I WILL not give up my mission though!

:spin:

Night shift at the ready! :xyxwave:

OK, everyone, own up. Who else has a van? I'm putting my hand up. :laugh:

I believe they came in four different colours and mine is a white one. :hello:

"Sun da arise, she come every mornin', sun da arise she come every dawnin bringin da light all around, and around nd nd nd nd nd......."

Rolf Harris

Hello Sailors

oops.....

(down an octave......................)

Good morning Men and Ladettes!!

By golly Splodge old boy, I'm impressed!


Rather!

Morning, Admiral! :wavey: Morning, RSM ROB! :wavey:

Quiet last night, wasn't it? Where were my trusty Lance Corporals Amy and Rachb? :conf: I knew LEE wouldn't be fit for duty, but no application for leave received from either of these two . . . . . :nono: :laugh:

Another day has dawned afresh
I'll strive with all my might
You can be assured, dear Boris
My mission is still burning bright.

:xyxwave:

Sorry Captain Kaz we were both working on a plan together to help save Boris,we were honestly:bawling::bawling::bawling:
back and ready for our next mission now though captain:thumbs::thumbs::xyxwave::xyxwave:
Amy will be back later on as shes on the night shift tonight I think:xyxwave::xyxwave:

Yes RSM ROB, what action are will be taken about the moonlighting one, sir? Gadding around the country and lunching in posh places, it really isn't on!! :hugesmile:

Oooh, lunching in posh places? Where?

Come on, Kaphc - tell us more.

That's an order! :laugh: :xyxwave:

It might not be posh but I know it's somewhere in central London, so to me that's gotta be posh!

Listen, sapper Lee is tripping the light fandango with all and sundry. She's starstruck, wide-eyed and legless have the time, and it simply will not do, will not do at all.

Any more of this mularkey and she'll be on fatigues for months.:nono:

Absolutely, RSM ROB. All these TV appearances and mingling with the 'rich and famous' has definitely turned her head . . . . . :nono:

What? Jealous? Moi?

I'll leave it in your capable hands to deal with any disciplinary action required. :thumbs:

Our numbers are depleted
But still our resolve holds fast
To guard this thread for Boris
And make sure she isn't last.

:xyxwave:

May I just say a few words in LEE's defence, your honour. After all, she's just a young thing, out enjoying her life and I think she should be excused duty for a week or so, bhlcs.

After all, some opportunities only come once in a lifetime and, who are we to say that, given the same chances, we wouldn't jump at them as well.

GO LEE!!!!! :thumbs:

NO Excuses !!!



Just popping in to check the 'Troops',
A guarding of this thread,
No need to fear the'kiss of death',
Kaz WILL be here instead !

Attennnnnnntion.....
:xyxwave:


Oh no ! what have I done...HELP !

Dont worry Boris im here:thumbs:

To save you
And not be the last :hugesmile:

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

Well done BigSister :thumbs::thumbs:
I wonder where the other troops were :conf: :bouncy:

Goodness Amy , I thought I was a 'gonner' there. You stepped in just in time.
And you too Big sister...A girl needs all the 'sisters' she can get with this 'thread' to manage!

Sorry about the lack of promotion for you and Rachb......You would think that Captain Kaz could have shown a bit of appreciation for your loyalty by now. Never mind chaps, maybe she has something special in mind for a big occasion ! You can always apeal to Admiral Splodge.....You never know WHAT he might suggest !:spin2:

Anyway, my brave boys( or girls) keep up the good work...chin chin !

Attennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnshun:xyxwave::spin:

As evening falls we still stand fast
We won't let Boris be the last!
No matter what the night brings forth
Or even if the wind's due north
Even if we're drawn and pale
We won't give in, we will prevail!


http://toons.artie.com/anims/arg-cannon98.gif

Ever get the feeling this thread has become the Black hole TiBB ?:shocked:

http://a1112.g.akamai.net/7/1112/492...lackhole_f.jpg

The other threads become less active a all the thread posting energy and inspiration gets sucked beyond the event horizon into this thread. :shocked:

Goodness me, RSM Rob, just WHAT are you doing with that cannon ?

....nifty outfit tho'!Red always did suit you:spin:

Glad to see you standing by,
Ready to step in,
But watch that cannon,
Balls and all,
It may not help you win !

atennnnnnnshun :xyxwave:

Just WHAt are you suggesting now Wing Commander.You seem to have taken up space flight. Be careful that you don't step into that 'Black hole and end up in another Galaxy Far far away......( I think it might be the 'Film QUotes' Galaxy after that short 'quote'!)


attennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnshun:xyxwave:

We will not let you down Boris
:xyxwave: Each post you make we will step in and save you :thumbs:

I have fallen to the madness x

Private MAdonnAStU reporting for duty = what are my orders - SIR!


http://www.madonna.com/madonna/image...17/S17_LM3.jpg

No, you are mistaking my OH for me! I am devoted to the cause, but I have left him temporarily on duty. he's not playing with his balls again is he?

Never fear though, I remain in the nerve centre directing operations.......