Best part of this thread is the periodic damage control

Pun intended

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He needs to stop digging....

And another thing: cheating on the side of blokes being seen as a man’s prerogative and an intrinsic part of his nature but when a woman cheats (which probably really is less common than men cheating), it be like (to some), “you’ll never understand women”. The individuality of people becomes more apparent when you stop seeing one gender as just a sex object that can be condensed into contradictory stereotypes and hypocritical double-standards.

I’m not just saying this to bounce up about how anti-misogyny I am for a male. It’s legit. something that isn’t talked about enough. You’d never believe, with the way some blokes talk about women, that the last monarch in line for over half a century, most important figure in terms of aristocratic recognition, was a woman, or that Fanny-Jane Crosby was a woman who broke the record for most hymns written in the world (8,000+). Or that it was a black woman (Rosa Parks) who single-handedly stopped the segregation of the races on public transport. It’s all about what women being sexually to some borderline-incel with 2 GCSEs.

And let’s not normalise PMDD under the vague notion that some women just have heavier periods than others. If they cause you that much pain and distress, something’s not right.

…Mock innocently sauntering into the thread…

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…and then sauntering back out…

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You did kind of get us started, Mock, lad.

This discussion got me thinking, what would be the equivalent "joke" for men?
Blue balls? lol or some other function? :conf:

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I may have mentioned this before but I'll say it again. I'm sick and tired of every TV and radio stations promoting their win big money competitions. :mad:

People who enter think this money is given by the TV and radio stations. WRONG. The prize money comes from all the mugs putting their hard earned money into thinking they have a chance of winning.:joker::joker::nono:

Greatest Hits radio gives on average £380,000 a week away. Imagine how many suckers put money on that each week. About 120,000 suckers at least.

But my biggest gripe is GB News that is supposed to be for the pensioners and those on the breadline, and yet they take the money from old people and people on benefits in a roundabout way, the Great British Giveaway rubbish. :mad:

We ain’t through on our misogyny talks, Gusto. (Lolz.)

Small penis insecurity.

It's the go-to for women in an argument, just as women being on their period is the go-to for men.

Tonight’s EastEnders, Sonia: ‘I naturally don’t want me or this baby having anything to do with a freakishly deranged murderer who kept my sister chained hostage for months.’

Reiss: ‘It must be your trimester-three hormones speaking. You can’t mean that.’

This is exactly the kind of absurdity we’re talking about. No cap.

"multiculturalism" lie

Hmmm I'm not 100% sure it's the equivalent because the implication with the period joke is that it's altering her mood but if a dude has a small peepee does that actually alter his mood? Hmmm






When shows are hyped everywhere but I find it difficult to get through the first season coughs breaking bad!!! I'll try again when I'm 90 and have nothing else to do

How? Curry is more beloved than British food in UK hehehe

Don’t pay any attention to him.

By the way, are you more of a jerk-chicken or jollof rice girlie?

Erectile Dysfunction jokes... Maybe?

That's just me all over.:joker:

Tbf it's just the way I am, I do like to offer an alternative perspective, which they're alternative for a reason.:laugh:

I'll take that I guess.:joker:

I would say of rice! :joker: You?

I mean. There’s no reason why you can’t have both.

I’m going to get some honey-jerk sauce in over the weekend. Where we end up after that is anyone’s guess but I naturally gravitate to jollof more than rice and peas. But having said that, man’s overdue some oxtail-curry, still.

Hmm "what are you are your period? Kee Kee Kee you're so cranky!"
"Ooooh I heard you couldn't get it up is that why you were all stroppy this morning?!" Hmmm

I mean.

Yeah, okay, the average bloke who would make a comment like that isn’t on the run from the police and a bathtub but literally. Some men will blame hormones on a man not wanting to respect her basic boundaries. ‘You won’t let me grope you? Ouch. Must be that time of the month. Blood-clart on my dick, baby., still. Bloodcla’t.’

That Reiss was actually a good poster-child for the absurdity of it all, him being such an absurd character in the first place. That’s one (albeit warped) positive I can take from his existence.

All sounds lovely! Enjoy :laugh: