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Back to Kathy and Norah...
"We're crying after the speech, Norah's had to gone to the toilet... We're heading to the fashion now." |
"We've just got our seats, VIP of course, Norah and I are fashion icons. Major Lazer is performing at the fashion show: |
The shopping mall fashion show is about to begin! Kath and I are just preparing to film.
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Some of Naomi's collection will feature in the show.
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any gash on show?
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Don't encourage him
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Theres some see through boob
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Who's loving the show?
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Fashion show over in 10 mins!
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Fashion show is over!
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"Alright luvs it Norah here! We're heading over to Leather Trumpets store, the fashion show was fab!"
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The LAUNCH PARTY IS OVER! |
BREAKING: Will starts running a coach service to the Shopping Mall! Will has started his own coach service to get all the old, fat OAP's to the store in a bid to get more customers. The bus service has a saying: "If you use a use a bus then you don't deserve a quality service." The bus service is run by Zoo Top 100 model and Norah's sister - Maureen Patel. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...Clothi-006.jpg Maureen Patel is a fierce bitch, and when she's driving, no one dare to get in her way. "If people are driving bad on the road I'll ram into them and crush them to death, it's simple." Maureen has history with Kathy following Kathy's affair, Maureen drove a lorry into Kathy's house in a bid to kill her, but thankfully the Coronation Street ad break saved her. Maureen then proceeded to set fire to the house, however Kathy picked up her TV set and hit Maureen. Maureen use to date Maureen (contraception expert), however their relationship turned bad when Maureen got a dildo stuck up her arse. Maureen had a succesful modelling career, and featured in Zoo's top 100 models, she has modelled for likes of 99p store, LIDL, Pound Land and Sports Direct. |
MORE NEWS soon...
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I'd like to make a complaint about the Pringles I bought from your supermarket.
There was a dead rat in my salt and vinegar tin. |
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Do we like Maureen?
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where the 99p store becuase i have a 98p store
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Meet sassy Velma - Tattoo parlour owner http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gqSA2S4Xqz...sassy-goth.jpg Sassy Velma is the new tattoo parlour owner in the Mall, she is the daughter of the late Nevett and Elroy. Velma helped Will stop Nevett after Nevett took the last packet of cheese and onions crisps in the Coronation Street advert break, Velma pushed her down the stairs. Velma hated her father Elroy, and has tried to kill him on many occasions. She tried to drown him whilst he was doing his ice bucket challenge video. She even drove into a lake in a bid to kill Elroy, but she never succeeded. Velma finally succeeded in the supermarket finale, ELROY DIDNT DIE FROM THE FALL. Once Elroy fell, Velma ran him over whilst shouting "Jesus loves you", Elroy died from this. Velma is a frequent bible basher, she attends church all the time where she sucks off the priest for a tenner. Velma loved Britney, they planned on getting married but after Naomi killed her this plan was put to rest. Velma hates Naomi after what she did, and threatens to throw her off the edge in the mall. Velma appeared on Big Brother 2012, under the name of "Becky", also appearing on Big Brother 2013 under the name of "Wolfy." |
So far my best selling pipe tobacco at the shop is
5. Presbyterian Blend 4. Borkhum Riff 3. MacBarren Scottish mixture 2. Frog Morton on the Town 1. Orlik Golden Slice Quite surprised that a flake is number 1 :shocked: I am also selling out of Ardbeg Uigeadail Whisky 70 cl - its at £45 at the mo and it may have to go up. No probs with staff but not too keen on seeing a security guard go past with a tattoo on her leg that says "aint no black in the Union Jack" could be bad for business :suspect: |
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