Its the waiting that is really bad Boris,every morning rushing to the door to greet the postman in the hopes its that special letter informing us of promotion,but nothing so far:bawling::bawling::bawling:
we will remain loyal to Captain Kaz though :xyxwave::xyxwave:and hope that tomorrow may bring some news:thumbs::thumbs:

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear !

The weight of resposibility is heavy in my shoulders....so 1 a time


1st......On behalf of Captan Kaz I welcome you to this mission Private MadonnaStu.(Yes, we knew we'd get you in the end . Even Wing commander Sticks, who thoroughly disaproves, can't resist the urge to 'join in '.)

So chin chin old chap, all hands on board to keep Boris ( Moi ) safe and free from fear of the 'kiss of death'.

2nd....RSM Rob...you must keep closer guard of your OH. He must not be let loose with those balls - cannon - we all know what a loose cannon can do.

I can see by your picture that you are indeed at the 'nerve centre' of this operation. If you continue in the same vein you just might begin to get on someones nerves... spreading crips crumbs all over the place :joker:

And Corprals Amy and Rachb...all I can do is appologise for the interminable waiting. If it goes on much longer I will take matters into my own hands and do 'SOMETHING' about it. What do you suggest....any bright ideas of your own?I will try to oblige, I am after all a very obliging fellow:spin:


Attennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnshun:xyxwave:

Boris = just noticed you are last at the moment - cant have that can we :nono::nono:

Just goes to show what we can do when we put our minds to it.

BTW can I please have a military ranking - I think something high up in the air force would suit me - although of course I AM THE QUEEN BEE.:hugesmile::hugesmile:

Well now Busy Bee what can we find for you. Afraid the post of 'Queen' is already taken and Charles wouldn't want a substitute for his 'Mummy' soooooooooooo 'where shall we put you'( another film quote for anyone who's interested:spin:)
Hmmm....the others might complain if I give you the elevated status of 'Brigadere'. I will mention it to Captain Kaz when next we meet.May be if yu are a 'musical' person , you would like to be Bugal playing bandsman....Yes, that is it,


Stand to Attention there 'Bandsman Busy Bee'By the left quick march....
DA da..da da da dee dee da !.....

Just to let you know we have launched the Tornados out on patrol so the infantry have air support

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If you could just put in a good word for me that would be great and I know Amy had that little fling :love::love::love:when she should have been working:nono::nono:but i feel shes more than made up for it since:thumbs:
so if you could have a little word to the captain that would be just great:thumbs:

We've worked so hard protecting the thread we could do with a promotion boost :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :spin2: :spin2: :spin2:

Evening, troops! :xyxwave:

Welcome aboard, Private MadonnaStu - we need all the help we can get with this mission, as you can see.

Good work, RSM ROB in getting OH to hold the fort for you - excellent delegation of duties. I can see you have the situation under a tight rein. :thumbs:

BusyBee - would you like to take up the offer of Bandsman? . . . . . . . or . . . . . .

Pay attention everyone - IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

. . . . there are vacancies at the moment at Lance Corporal level because, due to services above and beyond the call of duty over recent days, I am pleased to announce that Amy and Rachb have both been promoted to Sergeant.

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Step forward, ladies and collect your stripes! :thumbs:

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Congratulations, and keep up the good work. :love:

Carry on, everyone! :xyxwave:

Thank you Captain! :hello:
We WILL continue to support and protect your mission :thumbs:
We WILL stop Boris being the last post on this thread!!

Aww, congratulations Amy and Rachb.

I'm sure you will both make wonderful sergeants.

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Thank you Captain Kaz!!!
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I can be incharge of tortue if you like x

I like causing pain x I don't know who i could torture but i will be under you orders Captain Kaz xxx

Blimey:shocked:

Errrrrrrrr, thanks (I think!! :shocked:) Private MadonnaStu!

However, I don't think anyone here is under any threat of torture at the moment! The only occasion I can think of that might warrant that type of punishment is if Wing Commander Sticks dares to post a P&H Van picture on this hallowed thread. :nono: :shocked: :nono:

Night shift at the ready? :xyxwave:

:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:Night shift ready Captain Kaz:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:
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Thank you, Sergeant Rachb. :thumbs:

Another day is drawing to an end
We have protected you well, Boris my friend
It may be hard, and it could well be tough
But Dermot - yes, we ARE tough enough! :thumbs:

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Sorry had to post as i'm sure i heard Dermots name mentioned :hello::hello:

Well i'll be here waiting with my sander and rope in case you do xxx

Sergeant Amy this is just for you!!!
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Don't forget to set it:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Begin morning shift :sleep::colour:

Just to let you know, I have been informed that all our Tornados have returned from patrol with out incident.

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Have just sent out a harrier on dawn patrol. Us pilots can take over if you like :hugesmile:

Just checking that the @day shift' has started.....Well done Wing Commander !

What wonderful news Sergeants Amy and Rachb...well earned stripes. You serve loyally !
No Private MadonnaStu...don't get carried away with enthusiasm:shocked:Perhaps we can find a more suitable job for you...any suggestions.

well the M6 is calling, it is 7.30AM so off for a 'different ' kind of DUTY.....

Attennnnnnnnnnnnnnnshun:xyxwave:

The Navy are here Boris!!! Never fear!
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p.s. Boris, I have enable notification via pager so that Admiralty WILL be awary of you current plight and will not be far away........................:colour:

Here this morning as well, though my post looks very bland beneath Splodge's two colourful ones!!

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