lmao Fessy said that her being in the HN room talking to Brett for 30 minutes doesn't add up and then Kaitlyn told him to just leave and she started crying about how she's never lied to him (:joker:) and her heart is actually broken

aaaand Sam just gave a big speech after reading her HOH letter that was basically "nobody's coming in this room without my permission and y'all are not gonna bother me about nominations or campaigning so we're gonna have ourselves a chill week" and everyone immediately left :joker:

"I HOPE IS MOM IS PROUD OF THE SON THAT SHE'S RAISED, BECAUSE HE'S A DEMON! HE'S A ****ING WHITE PRIVILEGED ASS MOTHER****ING ASSHOLE, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET A ****ING DOWN PAYMENT ON THIS HOUSE! **** THIS DUDE, **** HIM, **** HIM AND I DON'T ****ING CARE WHO HEARS! AND I HOPE HE GETS HOH AND I HOPE I CAN SAY **** YOU WHILE I'M SITTING UP THERE BECAUSE HE'S A DICK, HE'S BEEN A DICK!"

Guess that HG!

"HE IS THE SMARMIEST, SCATHIEST... I'M DISGUSTED! I'M ****ING DISGUSTED! AND THE FACT THAT HE'S ****ING WINNING, THIS CARICATURE OF AN 80s BULLY, IS WINNING IN 2018, IS DISGUSTING TO ME! THE FACT THAT PEOPLE IN THIS DIVERSE ASS HOUSE ARE SURROUNDING HIM AND BEING HIS FRIEND IS ****ING DISGUSTING TO ME AND I'M OVER IT! I'M OVER IT! I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT, BIG BROTHER! TAKE ME OUT, I'M DONE *cries* I'M NOT EVEN ****ING AROUND, I'M OVER. IT."

I love you mom :love:

omfg and FOUTTE basically got into the pink room and freaked out and yelled at each other for five minutes and KAITLYN of all people brings up that if they're all yelling at each other then maybe it was Tyler and JC?!?!?!??!

oh my god these idiots were *SO CLOSE* and now they think that Sam's bonus app was the ability to flip two votes :skull::skull::skull:

Small Bayleigh/Kaitlyn spat alol

Apparently Rockstar yelled at Brett about how he has a micropenis????? :joker::joker::joker:

Rockstar wants to do something in the realm of pots and pans to Brett :joker:

OMG Rockstar is doing a pots and pans song about how Brett is her best friend and they have a secret showmance with his micropenis :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::j oker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

I'm actually in tears right now what IS THIS

Buy "My Best Friend Brett" on iTunes!

lmfaooooooooooo poor Sam is trying to get Rockstar to stop until 10 AM because it affects the whole house :love:

****ing JC of all people saying that Brett should report Rockstar in the DR for inappropriate physical contact :skull:

Rockstar snapped :skull:

I wonder if Sam is going to send someone home who they think can come back?

ugh how iconic :lovedup:

Rockstar >>>>>> putting a toothpick underneath all of my toenails and kicking the wall >>>>>>>> Josh

Rockstar has lost it... :skull: Josh did it better. This was more along the lines of Evel Dick being annoyed/angry while doing his pots and pans wake up call.

I'm here for Brett's clapping to the beat :laugh:

Lmao

:joker: At least they were almost on to something.

the last like 24 hours have been WILD lmao I'm loving this season. Foutte <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Foutte might be the most dysfunctional alliance ever lmao, and yet I still find myself rooting for them :joker:

Someone tell me Bayleigh isn't using her power this week because I'll fume if it gets wasted

Kaitlyn's cracked ass leaving and returning straight away would be so hilarious, probably best case scenario :joker:

Rockstar is SUCH a legend, we really don't deserve her :worship:

It's almost as if Brett got a Crap App that forces Rockstar to follow him round the house making noise :joker:

Rachel didn't get it this bad :hehe: