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Smut from beasty...why am i not surprised ;)

That was just obscene.

Great song.

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We aren't British. We aren't German. We aren't anything to do with the proceedings. But we come up on a google search for "Eurovision presenters", so we are here. LET'S HEAR IT FROM GERMANY!

Helga Walkure - LemonJam is Such A ****ing Awful Person
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Thank you all. I hope you enjoyed it! :hugesmile:

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This is Helga Walkure with her new song 'LemonJam is such a ****ing awful person'

[Sirens haunt the arena glaring. A helicopter arrives with Helga Walkure in full viking gear hanging out the side. She throws a bomb into a pre-set up mosque which explodes. She hair-flicks her pigtails and belts some Aguilera vocals]

EIN FURHRARARARARARARAARRARARARARAAAAA

[She lands and struts forward with her bondage laden backing dancers]

Some say I'm bad
Some say I'm misunderstood
But oh no baby you just know that I'm no good
See, there's some people who think that I have lost some screws
But if I'm really honest I just ****ing hate the jews.

[She glares a la the HARRY emoticon as the audience look at her in shock]

Ohai blonde haired blue eyed guy
Let's get electric
You better be packing some
Or I'll get anti-semetic
And if things do get ugly then I'll only spare the purer
Some say that I'm a bitch, I just say that I'm Ein Furher qt~

[After her thighs of steel have grinded the backup dancer pretty much to a pulp she struts to a side podium and /bates furiously]

Love put them gas taps on
Play me out some tunes
But no Gypsy Violinists
Or I'll violate you with a spoon
Some people say I'm wrong and that I should know much better.
But getting these hoes gassed gets me wetter, wetter, wetter.

Ohai blonde haired blue eyed guy
Let's get electric
You better be packing some
Or I'll get anti-semetic
[She begins to strut up some stairs]
And if things do get ugly then I'll only spare the purer
Some say that I'm a bitch, I just say that I'm Ein Furher qt~

[The music slows down to a string quartet as she stands holding onto two showers]

And when these days are over baby,
You'll be liberated
But just for now, 2baha are here
And you're all gonna get out-/bate-d

[She turns on the showers as gas comes out and she begins to run down the steps as the music gets faster again. She reaches the bottom to find Ghandi and Mother Theresa, who she Hi-5's]

This is what you *****s wanted!

[They all begin to dance again]

Ohai blonde haired blue eyed guy
Let's get electric
You better be packing some
Or I'll get anti-semetic
And if things do get ugly then I'll only spare the purer
Some say that I'm a bitch, I just say that I'm Ein Furher qt~

[Fin. The audience are horrified.]

If you vunt to vote for me please call 0800-ICH-WERDE-SIE-FINDEN-UND-WERDE-SIE-IN-IHREM-SCHLAF-SIE-HABGIERIGE-HUREN-VERGASEN qt~

\bate

Poor Harry will never be the same again.

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Originally Posted by Iceman (Post 3270937)

Poor Harry will never be the same again.

:laugh:

I've got uptodate Zee, Branden, Stu and Beastie :love::dance::laugh2: and :lovedup:

Horrendously offensive. Utterly disgusting. I LOVE IT.

Really liked that one very funny....

Good song Lemon Jam!! Love Helga!!!!

That was simply stunning *stands up and gives a slow but powerful standing ovation*

/bate

getting abusive u2us from dj2k10. someone look into that please.

lol, that's all i have to say :p

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Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 3270954)

getting abusive u2us from dj2k10. someone look into that please.

how is he not banned yet?

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Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 3270954)

getting abusive u2us from dj2k10. someone look into that please.

You can report U2U's.

Stunning effort from Helga Walkure :love:.

:shocked: Is all I can say.

That was the best so far. So bad, but so good.

LJ :shocked: :laugh:

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Originally Posted by Harry! (Post 3270963)

:shocked: Is all I can say.

cover your eyes

FOR GOD SAKE COVER YOUR EYES!

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We've come to the end of the show now viewers and we only have one performance left, our very own United Kingdom. So avert your eyes from my glorious penis, and marvel at...

Ceasar Jupitus - 'Cos She Likes The Girls
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