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Glenn. 16-02-2019 07:13 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot

Mitchell 16-02-2019 07:24 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli

Matthew. 16-02-2019 07:26 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...

Amy Jade 16-02-2019 07:29 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan

Matthew. 16-02-2019 07:30 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage

Mitchell 16-02-2019 07:31 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks

Amy Jade 16-02-2019 07:32 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan

Matthew. 16-02-2019 07:33 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan as she battered Coleen Nolan

Mitchell 16-02-2019 07:34 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan as she battered Coleen Nolan with Rebecca Adlington’s

Amy Jade 16-02-2019 07:39 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan as she battered Coleen Nolan with Rebecca Adlington’s pre surgery nose

Mitchell 16-02-2019 07:43 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan as she battered Coleen Nolan with Rebecca Adlington’s pre surgery nose, that she found

Tony Montana 16-02-2019 07:44 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan as she battered Coleen Nolan with Rebecca Adlington’s pre surgery nose, that she found next to Jim

Matthew. 16-02-2019 07:46 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan as she battered Coleen Nolan with Rebecca Adlington’s pre surgery nose, that she found next to Jim and Rebecca Jane’s wheelie bins

Mitchell 16-02-2019 07:47 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan as she battered Coleen Nolan with Rebecca Adlington’s pre surgery nose, that she found next to Jim and Rebecca Jane’s wheelie bins, AKA LisaAppleton’s breasts

Matthew. 16-02-2019 07:50 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan as she battered Coleen Nolan with Rebecca Adlington’s pre surgery nose, that she found next to Jim and Rebecca Jane’s wheelie bins, AKA LisaAppleton’s breasts. @LisaAppleton tweeted @BexBB9 to say

Mitchell 16-02-2019 08:02 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan as she battered Coleen Nolan with Rebecca Adlington’s pre surgery nose, that she found next to Jim and Rebecca Jane’s wheelie bins, AKA LisaAppleton’s breasts. @LisaAppleton tweeted @BexBB9 to say “I want your

Matthew. 16-02-2019 08:03 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan as she battered Coleen Nolan with Rebecca Adlington’s pre surgery nose, that she found next to Jim and Rebecca Jane’s wheelie bins, AKA LisaAppleton’s breasts. @LisaAppleton tweeted @BexBB9 to say “I want your brillo pads!” to which @BexBB9

Tony Montana 16-02-2019 08:06 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan as she battered Coleen Nolan with Rebecca Adlington’s pre surgery nose, that she found next to Jim and Rebecca Jane’s wheelie bins, AKA LisaAppleton’s breasts. @LisaAppleton tweeted @BexBB9 to say “I want your brillo pads!” to which @BexBB9 retweeted ''they're mine

Mitchell 16-02-2019 08:06 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan as she battered Coleen Nolan with Rebecca Adlington’s pre surgery nose, that she found next to Jim and Rebecca Jane’s wheelie bins, AKA LisaAppleton’s breasts. @LisaAppleton tweeted @BexBB9 to say “I want your brillo pads!” to which @BexBB9 retweeted ''they're mine” whilst sucking on

Matthew. 16-02-2019 08:09 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan as she battered Coleen Nolan with Rebecca Adlington’s pre surgery nose, that she found next to Jim and Rebecca Jane’s wheelie bins, AKA LisaAppleton’s breasts. @LisaAppleton tweeted @BexBB9 to say “I want your brillo pads!” to which @BexBB9 retweeted ''they're mine” whilst sucking on Mohamed Mohamed’s big and long

Mitchell 16-02-2019 08:12 PM

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungous ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was moldy as a moldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared Ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive. But he wasn’t. He died. But he didn’t as it was a lookalike. The real James was hidden inside Kate McCanns boot with Aldo Zilli, star of Celebrities Go...Batter Coleen Nolan Like A Battered Jumbo Sausage, we love cocks screeched Linda Nolan as she battered Coleen Nolan with Rebecca Adlington’s pre surgery nose, that she found next to Jim and Rebecca Jane’s wheelie bins, AKA LisaAppleton’s breasts. @LisaAppleton tweeted @BexBB9 to say “I want your brillo pads!” to which @BexBB9 retweeted ''they're mine” whilst sucking on Mohamed Mohamed’s big and long schlong.

The end.

andybigbro 16-02-2019 08:32 PM

(New Chapter)

Harry Potter began

Mitchell 16-02-2019 08:53 PM

Harry Potter began to impregnate

Glenn. 16-02-2019 08:59 PM

Harry Potter began to impregnate Moaning Myrtle brutally

Underscore 17-02-2019 10:28 AM

Harry Potter began to impregnate Moaning Myrtle brutally and contracted gonorrhoea


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