I love painting ! I'll do it for you Annie :laugh:

..you do mine as well Natalie..?..

Sure :D

Ok Natalie.....I can be with you in around a hour...be ready :laugh:

..there you go Annie, that 'irritation' worked out well in the end...Natalie to the rescue...:amazed:...

For **** sake do Marvin and rochelle ACTUALLY have their questions laid out on the table?! Ugh! They are awful presenters. Actually Marvin is kind of ok but Rochelle is not natural as a presenter. If they wanted to diversity in their show they should got Angelica bell and her husband.

dinner date uk vs dinner date australia shows the difference between british and australian. In Australia they get nice flowers and a lovely note if they're not picked, here they get a nasty cheap microwave meal and nothing else. This is why Helen won. :devil:

..yeah we really like to rub that rejection in..:laugh:..I haven't seen the Australian one though, I'll have to watch out for it....


..they'll only throw away the micro meal anyway and order takeaway ..they probably throw the flowers and note away in Australia as well and say pfffffffttttt....:idc:.....

you should watch the aussie one. Saturdays on itv2 around 1-2 ish. Much better than the uk one.

..I will try to watch it although that's not the best time for me because I'm often out on a Saturday but I like to see other versions of things...have you ever had a blind date, CeeCee..?...

when you get something delivered and there's a hair on it and you can't stop thinking about that particular spot, even after you've cleaned it. :(

yes

slow walkers

...3.30am..:sad:..

..how Imgur pics used to be the perfect size to fit a post but now they always stretch the thread and are much bigger and it would take too much time to resize every one...

..ughh, when you walk through a web and don't know if a spider has fallen on you/in your hair...

Having an itch on the inside of your nose and not being able to scratch it because everyone will think you're picking your nose :fist:

londonshire,londonberry, crambridgeshire, bloody gloucestshire-I still don't bloody know what cities any of the shires contain. When I am looking for a place in drop down menus, bloody just name the cities we know, stop it with the shires. What the **** shire is Manchester? What the **** shire? :bawling::bawling:

ok so girls have been shaking their booties with revealing shorts for decades why is it only a sensation now?:shrug: oh I know cause little smiley cwwyyyrrruuus dwid it so now it's acceptable for the "sensational movement" to be plastered all over main news/gossip sources.

apparently another beheading of an american has surfaced. I just can't bear those videos. :(

I wouldn't call that little. D:

eh? me?

The beheading. D:

you watched it? I can't bear to watch another one. The last one I watched the man was screaming like goat as his throat was being cut. Ugh! How can humans treat humans liike animals. Ugh I kept thinking if that was me waiting to die ugh...:( His poor family. Why put themselves in that situation those journalists.:(

..I think it's just that there wasn't the media outlets that there are now so it seems like it's a new thing..but yeah, those booties have always been shaken since the dawn of time..that's why the cavemen would risk life and limb to bring home an ox for their booty shakers....

..I saw a beheading on youtube once a few years ago, I have no idea why I watched it..I really can't comprehend how anyone can extinguish to life of another person..and the brutality of it...

People who say "absolutely" or "100%" or some other variation when what they actually mean is "yes".

..absolutely 100% Liv....(you knew that I would say that didn't you..you 100% knew that..)...:laugh:....

Oops,I am guilty of that loads,in fact I think I do it as a norm.
Sorry Livia.I will try to amend that,it may take some time however knowing what I am like.:joker:

I am guilty of doing this all the time :blush:.

You will all be punished, come the revolution.

Is that more annoying than just 'agreed' or '2'?
Don't stop people agreeing blindly to things the forum will grind to a halt.

..absolutely we deserve that as well Liv..100%..(I'll stop now, ok..)...

Plus saying "yes" over and over again would get boring.

I was talking about real life, not the forum.

Yes.

See I am learning already.

When a roll up isn't packed properly and keeps going out

Junglers taking my farm after getting the lane kill

People who don't reply to your texts/messages for yonks

How the Danish language doesn't really use the word please at all

Burns on the tip of my thumb from lighting a ciggy in the wind

Bars & clubs that no longer sell absinthe

Change that inevitably gets lost out of pockets

People who don't give way when it's your right of way, the kind of morons who'd crash into you if you kept going

People who cross the roads when you're driving and don't bother picking up the pace to get across, causing you to stop :fist:

Creaky beds

Weight spotters that don't pay attention and leave you hanging

Shopkeepers who don't talk

Shops not selling Lucozade Caribbean Crush

Shops not selling Monster Ripper but the other crap flavors

Craving a cig when you have none rolled

Think I'll stop there :hehe:

ima need my workmates to stop making fun of my ring tone everytime my phone accidentally rings at work. "You like rock? you weirdo?" "whhat the **** is that sound" **** you.:bawling: Anyway my ringtone is only tina turner and bryan adams.:laugh:

so I finally listened to Iggy Izeala (whatever her name is) Not by choice but because I was waiting for a program and they put her on and oh...my...god....she sucks so hard. I can't do this generation. :bawling:

kids

need

to go back to school

now