| Shaun |
30-05-2010 07:00 PM |
United Kingdom
After years of failed attempts as the Eurovision song contest GB desides to go controversial with their song-
Quote:
'Cos she likes the girls!
'You don't like Penis you like fanny, and I proberly bet you've *****ed my nanny, Festivals, Lights, Camera and-action, Just want to see your face and your- reaction, I love days by the seaside and days by the coast, I love it when you mess up and burn my toast, I see the way you look at her with that greedy smile, you ain't looked at me like that for a while, it's obvious your bisexual cos you glance at the females, your not licking your lips at the males,
Cos she's a funny one yes she is, she always bats for both teams, she has lots of dreams about both of them sides, and she'd use any of them as on fairgound rides, Cos she likes the girls, da,da,da,da,do,dah,dah,dah, She plaits her hair in curls and waltzes out the door, dosen't care for me no more cos she's a dirty haw! Anything you touch you expect to touch your rabbit hutch!
I confronted you on the landing above the stairs, I knew you were lying cos up stood your hairs, and by hairs I do not mean your pubes cos I ain't seen them for ages and you ain't seen my tube. I said if you were upfront with me then that would be fine, you got distracted and started drinking some wine, I took the bottle and I smashed it over your head, and at the point I wished that you were dead, but you woke up and I asked you again, I asked if you fancied that girl from the post office called Elaine, you said no, marched out the door, hated me but still I wanted more, I'd kick a fuss and make a choice to bring her back and hear her voice cos all I wanted was what was right, for me and her to ***** right through the night, but how could I do it with someone who I doubted they're reasons, I decided that I'd ask her next season,
Cos she's a funny one yes she is, she always bats for both teams, she has lots of dreams about both of them sides, and she'd use any of them as on fairgound rides, Cos she likes the girls, da,da,da,da,do,dah,dah,dah, She plaits her hair in curls and waltzes out the door, dosen't care for me no more cos she's a dirty haw!
Woke up next morning with a smile on my face and a morning glory, note through the door about an election tory, got downstairs to see something on the side, a note from you saying you've taken me for a ride, packed your stuff pissed off in many ways, gone abroad for years and loads of days, in a way I was glad but yet I was unhappy, cos I didn't know whether you liked a penis or a fanny, I still respect you, of course I do, but I could see you, but not love you though I didn't know who, in a relashionship honesty is the best policy and for all your lies I just couldn't stand no more.
Cos she's a funny one yes she is, she always bats for both teams, she has lots of dreams about both of them sides, and she'd use any of them as on fairgound rides, Cos she likes the girls, da,da,da,da,do,dah,dah,dah, She plaits her hair in curls and waltzes out the door, dosen't care for me no more cos she's a dirty haw! And now I still repect her and she was a great ***** however I might as well been *****ing a duck she lied and she cheated and played people's games, and now our relashionship has gone up in flames-
About the artist- Ceaser Jupitus
Nineteen year old Ceaser is a student from Bristol studying music, he was spotted at open auditions with his fiery controversial tune wich will get the United Kingdom noticed. Ceaser plays a guitar at one point.
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Now there will be 8 background dancers in prison cages and 2 more in an open top car, they will be climbing around in animal suits, there is a dog, fish, lion, tiger, zebra, rabbit, elephant and a giraffe, in the car is two cats in leather suits. The Lion is a real-life fire eater and performs this in the act. Here is an example of an 'Animal' background dancer dressed as a zebra-
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The girl is Kristen Courter who is from 18 and from Liverpool, she sings the 'da,da,da,da,do,dah,dah,dah'
bit in the chorus, she's dressed in a small fairy dress as she dances seductively up and down the animal cages. She also has a sparkler throughout te performance which she dances with-
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It's a very controversial, tacky and extremely over the top performance which wishes to stay in the viewers mind's and gain those all important 12 point votes. There's fireworks, fire-eaters, animals, saucy girls and a controversial song and if that wasn't enough there's an emo playing a guitar.
VOTE UNITED KINGDOM!
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