Im a window cleaner and have a pet called Phanty :elephant:

Who was a present from me :)

*throws brick through Shaun's window then runs away*

:whistle:

*takes Phanty on a walk and see's Tom doing a runner*
:elephant:

hello? Sorry I picked up late I was doing... things...

*Freaky with you playing in the background*

Yeah the house is fine. Apart from the bedsheets :tongue:
*Eats tea covered chocolate and takes a sip*
Yeah me and Nicky are the kids presenters and I do part time in Fascinations circus as the animal performer.
What about you? I hear you're quite the performer yourself at Annie's Fannys :tongue:

*Looks out of Annie's window and see's Chewy being dragged along by Phanty who is trying to chase Tom*

You're not looking out of the window, I was home along time ago, either that or you're looking IN :shocked:

*dials 999*

I well wanna move in!

*Chewy is dragged to Fom's super lemony mansion*

Dam

*runs*

:O Damon !! :shocked: xx

&&& what jobs do we hass ? x

Tom its an internal window.. its ok!

Yeah to Kate.. sorry to hear about the bedsheets..
Yeah Annie's Fannys is doing well and i am working in the coffee shop

Where you going tonight?

guys! you local Bar Owner and Basement Brothel owner requires your help! Come down to Dezzy's and partay! Free drinks and hookers for all! For opening night at least.

No trainers or casual clothes!

Don't know. Anything interesting happening??
*Sips tea and leans back in chair*

I'm off to Dezzy's Annie you coming!

Aww! Gimmmeh a free house too!

BONJOURNO!


:D

It's Ross' birthday tomorrow and I think, as the Desperate Housewives we are, we should throw a surprise party.

Heya!

Waiting List for houses
1. Princess
2. Markus
3. Damonj
4. Scampi
5. Rocko

please say if you want one
oh and everyone on this list please say if you want a number from the list.. OR.. ask for a random house on the street which i'm making after french homework :(

23! if it's still free.

Fabulous idea!

I can get some of the young lads from Dezzys to wait on him topless. He'll enjoy that.

Where shall we hold this?

Shall we invite every hottie in TiBB town or does Ross have problems with any of them?

If you wish to hire some of our lads then I'll send Queen Kong over with the details! it's 100 Tibbons for normal topless service or 300 tibbons for that 'little bit extra'!

Balti Towers is looking for a delivery driver, cannot be messing up my Lexus.Wage per week of 180 TIBBONS rising to a big fat 200.Transport will be provided:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

No fear Kate is here :spin2: