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Manchester United are ready to turn to Borussia Dortmund midfielder Ilkay Gundogan after missing out on Cesc Fabregas.

If Moyes signed Gundogan, I'd happily suck David's dick. I'm not into sucking others' dicks really, but it'd be worth it for the capture of Gundogan.

Won't happen either. Would just be a waste of time. As I said a while ago. We should just wrap up Felliani and another budget mid before it gets too late as we have **** all lol

Don't crush my wet dream.

I still think we'll end up with 'effin Baines and Fellaini.

Bannan has gone to Blackburn for 750k

thats a bargain for Blackburn.. hes not exactly world class but he'll be a decent Championship player

it was my only option

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Off to Ewood Park

another 750k and 20k per week off the bill to spend on the next Benteke

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You can have this man. Set to be the next big thing in football, turned out his belly was the only big thing.

Will accept £7.50 and packet of chewy bon bons.

Soldado off to Spurs once and for all

Better than Negredo imo. Good move.

hmm not so sure Negredo also has great physique/heading ability and Soldado misses alot of chances but I'd say they're about the same, can't believe how much Spurs are paying for a 28 y/o though

Negredo will thrive for us, he really should have scored a couple of goals for us in the Asia trophy he had his chances but oh well it doesn't really matter, only friendlies.

Talks are ongoing between Tottenham and Valencia over the transfer of striker Roberto Soldado.

Cardiff City set to sign Brentford goalkeeper Simon Moore.

QPR defender Jose Bosingwa has left the club by mutual consent as he closes on a transfer to Turkish side Trabzonspor.

QPR forward Jamie Mackie seals move to Nottingham Forest on three-year deal,

Algeria winger Djamel Abdoun has joined Nottingham Forest from Greek champions Olympiacos for an undisclosed fee.

Inverness Caledonian Thistle have signed Norwegian striker Torbjorn Agdestein on a six-month contract.

Reading defender Michael Hector joins Aberdeen on loan.

Bilel Mohsni to join Rangers ranks.

Gary Hooper has joined Norwich City from Celtic.

Dundee United have signed former Portsmouth forward Nadir Ciftci.

Rotherham have signed Bournemouth striker Matt Tubbs on a six-month loan deal.

Brighton midfielder Ryan Harley joins Swindon.

Elliot Parish has joined Bristol City after a trial period.

Colchester United have confirmed the signing of left-back Ryan Dickson on a free transfer.

Steven Davies joins Blackpool from Bristol City.

Accrington Stanley have completed the signing of striker Danny Webber on a one-year deal following a successful trial with the club.

Rochdale have completed the signing of defender Javan Vidal on non-contract terms following a successful trial with the club.

Plymouth have agreed a deal with former Celtic defender Andre Blackman, subject to completion of the relevant paperwork.

Bristol City have confirmed that Marlon Pack is training with the club.

Rochdale have completed the signing of goalkeeper Robbie Thomson following a successful trial with the club.

Northampton have signed Gary Deegan on a one-year deal after the midfielder completed a successful trial period with the club.

Portsmouth have completed the signing of midfielder Simon Ferry on a free transfer from Swindon.

Southend manager Phil Brown has confirmed former club captain Chris Barker has joined Hereford on trial.

Napoli have completed the signing of Argentinian striker Gonzalo Higuain from Real Madrid.

Roma sign goalkeeper Morgan De Sanctis from Napoli on a two-year contract.

Genoa complete Rodney Strasser signing from AC Milan.

Carlton Cole is in France discussing personal terms over a move to St Etienne.

Hull City confirm the arrival of Yannick Sagbo from Evian.