I'm pretty sure Cody is going to be the next Hitler

not BO Dawn

Wait wait I thought of a better one

Poor Tom being voted out first </3

Is... is that good

:joker:

Left my laptop upstairs but Janice Dickinson beat Gary Hewy in the final.

Hold onto your wigs because I'm about to do one with some random people from Big Brother Brazil. Get ready to stan Agustinho Mendonça!!!!!!

Ermagherd KWEEN!!!!

taking an introduction to Portuguese course just so I can stan ha properly

Turns out Agustinho just slayed so much that he failed the pre-series drug test so

Anyway, el casto:

http://i.imgur.com/aS3LTb8.png

#TeamNorberto

Cristiano reminds me of BB13 Scott. :laugh:

http://i.imgur.com/9bjBEhF.png

http://i.imgur.com/eSBxUga.png

Yeah I'm beginning to see a pattern here

Solange ftw

Elane throwing the competitions to not seem like a threat. :clap1:

You're in luck!

wHAT KIND OF SORCERY

http://i.imgur.com/AtxC98H.png

I genuinely love Elane already.

Spoiler: so far she's kind of the kind of the big womanly butter in a douche bro alliance sandwich :/

Extra spoiler: well she was until one of the douche bros was just evicted

But she's just redeemed herself with the greatest feat of human endurance in Big Brother history! (in a HoH comp that involves chocolate, of course)

http://i.imgur.com/ErWUshL.png

6th! I feel like a proud parent.

It's week three. Two of the house outcasts have been nominated for eviction. One will go.

http://i.imgur.com/N6Xifgz.png

(cliffhanger teas)

(I'm dragging this out too much aren't I)

http://i.imgur.com/Z2hXFCj.png

yass kween fool the competition and get a bonus prize when you ope-

http://i.imgur.com/1DvaUfU.png

oh

http://i.imgur.com/P7iH6cM.png

double oh

http://i.imgur.com/Bb0dCTs.png

RIP </3

(ha 90-year old dusty bones somehow won a physical comp last week too, don't ask)

What is happening here?