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BREAKING: Naomi is live on JEREMY KYLE SHOW TO GET THE DNA RESULTS.

ALL STAFF MEMBERS ARE PRESENT, STAY TUNED TO VIEW THE EPISODE!

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Before we find out the results, who do we think the mother is?

Jeremy: "Naomi it's time to find out the results, I know this means a lot to you, stay strong darling."

Naomi: "Oh god I cant do this! Get it over with quick."

Jeremy: "I can reveal that the mother of your child Naomi is..."

JESS GLYNNE

Poor boring babies

Jeremy: "Norah"

Kathy: "oh for **** sake, you ****ing cheated on me didn't you, I'm ****ing kill you."

Kathy starts hitting Norah, security aren't around, oh dear...

Naomi: "What? No, oh god! Kathy I'm sorry."

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Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8182772)

Bloody Norah.

Kathy starts jumping on Norah, punching away.

Kathy: "You ****ing slut, I ****ing loved you."

Norah: "I'm sorry, please forgive me."

Naomi bursts into tears and leaves the stage.

Jeremy: "HOLD ON WAIT, I RED IT WRONG!!!!"

And this started off so innocently with some washing up powder and a crusty baguette

Jeremy: "The mother is Nevett."

Norah: "what?"

Kathy: "your ****ing having a laugh?"

Norah: "Nevett's alive?"

BREAKING: NEVETT RETURNS from the DEAD and is the mother of Naomi's child.

Wow this is confusing.

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Originally Posted by Mitchell (Post 8182797)

Wait, who is naomi?

she's in the OP

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Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8182800)

she's in the OP

oh ok

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Originally Posted by Mitchell (Post 8182819)

Naomi is no fatDeb

no, she isn't.

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Originally Posted by Brenda. (Post 8182835)

everyone cast ur votes to evict
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Yes please do xoxoxo #WhoGoesYouDecide

NEW WORKER is about to be INTRODUCED!

MEET NOREEN - toy store owner!

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Meet fierce, sassy bitch Noreen, who ain't here for a good time, she's here to make business.

"I would beat a bear to death to succeed, take note Mary, Noreen is here!"

Noreen is a self-confessed ******, "I'd go to my level 1 BTEC in Hair and Beauty dressed as a woman, I loved it! Once an old woman gave me a dirty a look on the bus, I told her to break a hip when she walked down the bus stairs."

Noreen can't stand non classy people, or chavs for that matter, "you have to look the part everyday."

"I tend to go to fine places as me is an attractive, classy, stylish woman."

Noreen appeared on Big Brother 2014, under the name of "Pauline."

Noreen is a massive fan of Miley Cyrus: "I love her gash."

Noreen killed her mum after finding out she called her teacher to say she hadn't done her homework: "what a bitch, I pushed her out the window at the earliest opportunity."

Noreen and Norah are old flames and would resurrect the soul of Ken Morley in Subway's toilet whilst licking each other out.

Ken had one word for the ladies: "Boobies"

What are your thoughts on Noreen?