It is sunny here.
My fat Charlie is sunbathing at the bottom of the garden.:blush:

Joe444 just mentioned about a sunday paper.

I remembered my colleague told me years ago.

She had a visitor from Japan, he was a uni lecturer and stayed in London for weeks.
The first Sunday he went to a corner shop alone to buy a sunday paper.
He spotted and bought "News of The World".
He was expecting the paper had news from all over the world.

How little he knew.:hugesmile:
(I bet he bought it again following sunday.:D)

Listening to a conversation between a barber and my husband.

The Barber, very old - should retire ages ago :D - asking my husband where he lives. He asks this question almost every time we go.
But my husband, equally forgetful, is answering like he was asked for the first time.:hugesmile:

My local shop stocking up with big bags of proper chipsticks :love:

Corrie after a totally depressing Eastenders. Thank Goodness for good old Corrie!

Watching my cat torment the fish. He's obsessed :laugh:

I used to watch Eastenders. I did not like too much shouting negative story lines.

I love Corrie. Even they do have depressing stories they still mange to give us smile now and again.:blush:

Corrie seems to have a good balance of drama and laughs. EE has just been depressing recently. Well, mostly actually :joker:

Watching a moth nearly knock itself out on my window :D

being right

Helping someone who'd had a nasty accident. Not the accident making me smile of course but being there for a stranger in need did. I surprised myself. I thought I'd go to pieces in a situation like that (though I was wobbly afterwards)

Have you done your first aid course kerry? Always comes in handy in situations like that.

When I used to work in a nightclub, some girl got glassed badly...and none of the managers could handle the blood (which made me think they were in no way fit for the job) and I ended up having to clean her up until the ambulance got there. Blood doesnt bother me in the slightest...never has.

When you nearly knock someone out with an umbrella :L

No though I've learnt a lot self taught and through following TV courses and things. Also got a 'lifesaver' guide which I read through and try to remember.

The kid today came hurtling down our hill on a bike with no breaks. All I can remember seeing was his terrified face as he came towards the house at speed and next thing heard a massive thud. I ran out and found him and the bike in a heap crumpled against the wall. In hindsight he was very lucky. If he'd have turned more left he'd have come through our front window. More right and he'd have gone over a car bonnet.

Sounds awful. Is he ok then? Apart from obvious bruises and that?

Very very shocked and bumped. He kept saying sorry! He was walking and coherant though so just saw him home and told him to stop saying sorry and tell someone if he felt dizzy at any time. He was only about 11. He also said thankyou though. Unheard of with some kids

Aww he sounds lovely. Glad to hear he is ok. Very very lucky child though.

I think his parents should invest in a new bike, with brakes that work :eek:

I think he might need a new one now anyway!

My cat would eat it.:D
(sorry moth!)

You are brave, Kerry
Lucky boy!

I know it sounds cliché but I didn't even think. Just ran out to him

Ooooh I got another double yolk egg :D

When you switch on the cold tap and it hits a spoon and you get an instant cold shower :joker:

I am watching "You have been framed!"
Would I like somebody else's misfortune?:hugesmile::p

I love that show :D

When people finally realize there are 2 sides to every story :love:
The smell of bacon cooking :love:
Realizing you have for some reason been paid early. :D
When kids finally go to sleep after working themselves for hours. :love:
Hearing your partner upstairs practicing songs for a karaoke you are doing at the weekend :D

Having quite a good day

Getting my Halloween stash in for the kiddies on Sunday (and nicking all the Parma Violets......) :D

Parma violets taste like perfume D:

Honesty and humility.

I love 'em.

Oh and those breath fresheners you can get from Superdrug that taste like flowers...

I dont have anything in for the trick or treaters yet...not sure if Im going to. chances are I will be going out, but if I dont, kids arent grateful for sweets anymore. last year I even had one say 'have you not got money instead' :bored:

I shut the door in his face

When someone who doesn't usually drink has a couple of sips of alcohol and giggles uncontrollably :joker:

Oh they're great here. Even the teenagers. Trouble is for about 3 hours you don't get to sit down, we get so many

The 'kids' are great. You know, anything from about 15 down I class as a kid.

But older people come round here, wanting beer money :D

Yeah, I guess some will always try it on :/

Just ordered Sky+ WOOOHOO! Fitted Monday

I got that in about a month ago. I love it :D

Is the offer still on where you get all installation and everything free?

Ends on Thursday so just intime :D

Ooops yes, tomorrow. It ends on the 28th. I'm thinking it's Tuesday :rolleyes:

I dont know how I ever managed without it now.

I have
Bad girls
Nikita
TXF
Sex and the city

On series link...so I never miss one :D

Sky + :love:

'cited :D

How long does it take for the card to come through? It's being fitted on Monday but says the card gets here in a welcome pack?