#16 – Zee
Previous performance: #8
1st Round: 15 points || 2nd Round: 71 points || Total: 86 points.
I don’t know who this bitch thinks he is but in at #16 it’s Zee. I don’t want to brag or anything but I actually am that member, Zee, crazy I know but some of us are just born lucky like that. In the past six months I have been to visit Shaun, so you know I take this forum business pretty seriously. Now let’s all read why you all love me and revel in how glorious a person I am! Zee is “lovely” according to one member, because he’s “just a wonderful person all round” and because “YOU ARE RUNNING THE WHOLE DAMN THING! lol. Respect.” One user said he was “supportive and friendly” while another said that “I'm not a big poster in the chats forum, but often find myself laughing along with Zee, great sense of humour.” One member said “Zee is hilarious, he's got a cracking sense of humour, and I like his writing, he's done some very funny stuff. He's an entertaining guy. He's also a nice person too. I like his outlook on life, and his no nonsense determined attitude to do good things.” One user said “Greg <3. I hate Germany for depriving Tibb of your presence,it's a fat bitch with hairy lip that's not worthy of you. A lot of the time I wish I had your life (don't worry i'm not going to try to cut your face off and wear it or anything, that happens later on) because it looks and sounds fabulous like you.” Zee picked up points “because your ego needs feeding and you're a glamazon who's the epitome of a fabulous poster.” One member donated points my way because of “the hilarious videos, the crazy photographs, some of the stories as he’s shared his life in Germany with us – funny as well as touching.” One user stated that they were voting for him “because he told me he would suffocate me and hold my family hostage if I didn't give him any points. But seriously though he is amazing. You can't not love the guy. Anyone with a strong European style about them is wonderful in my eyes. He is this beautiful bundle of magnificence and it is very fitting someone as loveable as him is hosting Most Loved. He deserves points just for taking his time out to go through all the effort of hosting such a massive event, it can't be easy. And between you and me (don't tell him I told you this btw lol), I think he is quite gorgeous.” Another member gave me points because “Zee is one of the most patient people I have ever come across, he also makes me think a lot on many issues.” One member gave the following reason: “Because if I don't put him first he'll rip out my vocal chords and replace them with Amelle Berrabah's. When I fall out with Zee in various music-related threads it's painful because I'm always right but he's always fabulous. His sweat smells disgusting and he left contact lens cleaner on my desk and I just dk wtf to do with that, but he is the sunshine of my life and I wanna dance with somebody. I'd compose more reasons from song titles but that's just too Easy. He's a Freak Like Me and he makes TiBB Get Sexy. I can always count on him to bitch About a Girl like lily. or Jen, or Overload my MSN with terrible puns, and the frank fact of the matter is that he came Round Round to Bath and made me Stronger. 3 spoons of Suga for Greg.” As one member puts it quite aptly: “ICH LIEBE DICH!!! Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.”
Still remaining: *Kate*, Ammi, GypsyGoth, Jords, Josy, Karl, Livia, Locke., Marc, Mollie., Nathan, Niamh., Scott, Shaun, ukturtle
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