#4 – Marc
Previous performance: #3
1st Round: 14 points || 2nd Round: 94 points || Total: 108 points.
Marc records his fourth top 10 appearance in a row and deservedly so. I personally enjoyed being the Mole in Marc’s most recent series of The Mole, a fantastically run game that I would recommend everyone on TiBB tries at least once. Notoriously brilliant at forum games, it’s no surprise that Marc does well in this one too, in spite of his strawberry red hair and pavlova white skin. He’s actually quite tasty, if you know what I mean. Also he snapchatted me his nipple earlier this week and I don’t really know how to move past this so I guess this is kind of like therapy. Members made comments such as “funny and unkind but the funny makes up for it”, “I love him dearly and would like him to come and live with my husband and me”, “really nice guy”, “I'd never tell him this but his hair is a beautiful colour and I think I'm going to paint my bedroom walls that colour”, “what can I say about this gingerbread man, he makes me laugh, brings so much to the forum (sometimes a bit too much but never mind) and he might just be my favourite person on here!” and “ginger and obsessed with faeces. These are good things.” Marc picked up points because “he's ginger (might as well say it, it's a bigger cliché than stating Katie Price has a gaping pussy) and the world loves gingers, look at Mick Hucknall, sold loads of records”, “my favourite ginger person in the world. I dare anyone to have something negative to say about Marc” and “my ginger partner in crime... all round good guy and took my forum game virginity (even though I was a bit rubbish.)” It’s not just because of his blazing sunset locks that he picked up votes from TiBB members though, Marc also gained points because he’s “a key figure on the forum, contributes a lot to the tennis section during the year and it’s great having discussions with him about it. We may not talk as much as we did but he's always been good to me. He's also hosted one of my favourite games I’ve played this year and I’ve enjoyed our battles during other ones we've taken part in together, same next year! Oh and don’t forget to buy a pug...” As one voter put it, “Marc and I both are in the real world now and have no time for creating games where we turn forum members against each other for funsies but I can still laugh with him about butts, survivor, and each other’s hilarious and beautiful lives. He's totes my bitch.” One voter said they would “chuck him a few points to try and stop him being a dick and taking these breaks/less active spells he has been having recently” and another said they “suppose I better nominate him. He's now busy denying people the right to build children’s orphanages and post offices but I still love him as he always cheers me up, even 5 years down the line.” One voter said “I’ve got a massive crush on Marc, he knows it, and I know he knows it. It’s a shame he’s not around quite so much now he’s got a proper grown-up job, but it makes me appreciate him when he is here. He’s got the weirdest sense of humour and a bit of a toilet fixation, but despite that, next to Damian Lewis, he’s my favourite GILF.” Finally, in the words of this voter, “he's my best buddy on the forum; he makes me laugh all the time and he can get away with saying pretty much anything because he's Marc. This forum would be a duller place without Marc around.”
Still remaining: Josy, Nathan, Zee.
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