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Originally Posted by BB6 (Post 7982698)

What is happening here?

History, my friend. History.

I have just received some awful news from Rio de Janeiro (or w/e idk):

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Curse Maria having a rando unbreakable bond with Kelly that nobody knew about until now, not even Maria or Kelly

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Originally Posted by MB. (Post 7982684)

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Yes Elane hunny :clap1:

Did you add the "explosive speech" event yourself? :laugh:

TMZ exclusive: the final three are all in an alliance zomg what a fix

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Originally Posted by Lostie! (Post 7982750)

Did you add the "explosive speech" event yourself? :laugh:

Nope. Our pal Norbert brings the dramz naturally.

The winner? Not this 'un.

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(who also gives an explosive speech. Copying granddad Norbs much?!?!)

Scotiano to win :clap1:

Elane though </3

The jury's made its decision. Here's Elane's vote, with all the decorum, grace and sportsmanship you'd expec-

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Originally Posted by MB. (Post 7982781)

The jury's made its decision. Here's Elane's vote, with all the decorum, grace and sportsmanship you'd expec-

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Omg :joker::joker:

And now to reveal the winner of the grand prize of five whole Brazilian dollars (on this show's budget, that's quite something. It's filmed in a car park) (in Runcorn)

*drum roll*

*Elane rolls*

...

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But of course none of that matters, because it's time for Queen Elane to take her rightful title of fan favour-

http://i.imgur.com/x08wgFG.png

...maybe next time.

Here are those final results again, if you weren't looking the first time around or something:

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Do join us next time for the first series of Big Brother Albania!*

(*n.b. this isn't going to be a thing)

Oh and here's the weekly summary because why not, if you've read through all this crap you'll read through anything:

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More importantly, I've just found out that Elane was 18(!) during her series. Which, granted, was twelve years ago, but still, I always imagined her as the Brazillian answer to Heather Trott or sumthink. And if that's the answer, god only knows what the question would be.

Elane, Norberto and Cristiano for All Stars. :fan:

João Carvalho shade?

(yes of course I copied and pasted that)

Big Brother Brazil Episode II: Attack of the Clones

http://i.imgur.com/z5f84RX.png

Flavio with a á is in four alliances already, the slut.

The house wasn't ready for Michelly's jelly </3

http://i.imgur.com/0eZPDmA.png

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Originally Posted by Lostie! (Post 7984168)

Mariza ftw. :clap1:

She's already smashing the comps!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/MAHhkHN.png

(by 'Julie Chen', I'm guessing they mean renowned Brazillian TV host and telenovela star Juliano Chenavalianoza)

They love those explosive speeches. Norberto's impact is real. :clap1:

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Originally Posted by MB. (Post 7984179)

She's already smashing the comps!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/MAHhkHN.png

:joker::joker: