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Body found in children's ball pit at the mall The body of worker Jøsh was found today in the children's ball pit at the mall while parents looked on in horror as their children played catch with the dead body. The killer is currently unknown but it is thought that a false neon pink nail found in the ball pit could lead back to the killer. The police initially suspect that the murder weapon could be an earring from Naomi Parks-Campbell's shop 'WERK' and Parks-Campbell was arrested at the scene but was later released after she told the police taut they were racist af and they only arrested her because they're jealous of her weave. The police admitted they were racist and attempted to kill Naomi but she quickly 'WUPPED THEIR ASS' as Naomi quoted and left the police station. All workers at the mall are initial suspects in the case after Jøsh refused to let them into a screening of 'McDonalds down right and dirty! McGangBang' in the cinema. It is thought that staff felt betrayed and one acted out the ultimate revenge. Fat Deb quoted 'I was so excited to orgasm over all them chicken nug nugs in the film and Jøsh left me distraught when he said I couldn't go in. I brought my vibrator and everything! Such a stupid slag he wanted all the nug nugs for himself but it is sort of a bit sad he is dead suppose on the plus size I get an extra 2p per day now Will has one less worker to pay!' Nobody is certain just yet what monster committed such a crime, but what we do know is that the truth lies here, somewhere, in Will's mall... |
I feel really sorry for Fat Deb, she was telling me about the movie all day and couldn't wait to orgasm.
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BREAKING: Maureen Patel found dead in Mad Mary's freezer! Mary was left shocked today after finding the body of Maureen Patel in the freezer, at first Mary mistaken it for her Halloween outfit. Mary was arrested on site however claims "Satan" did the deed. The body was found after Norah asked for some finger licking ice cream (Mad Mary's breast milk ice cream), which she stores in the freezer. Mary was left out of prison after confessing she is the ultimate bible basher and giving to police officers a couple of BJ. The news follows the recent tragedy of Josh who was sadly found dead in the ball pit. Maureen was seen shouting "Jesus Loves You" throughout the Mall today, whilst being nude with a dildo stuck up her arse. |
BREAKING: LIVE EPISODE on FIRDAY A KILLER IS EXPOSED! |
THE EPISODE WILL LEAVE to a SHOCKING LIVE FLASHBACK
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MEET YA-MING http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ps8648fd39.jpg No nonsense sassy fierce Ya-Ming is the latest worker at will's Mall, who owns the new Chinese restaurant "Ock" Ya-Ming use to be a porn star but retired after Jenna Jameson called her a "fat stinky skank." Ya-Ming dragged Jenna and ripped her hair off whilst spitting on her face: "Bitch go what she deserved." Ya-Ming struggles with the English language after being bought up in Russia by her two lesbo mums. Ya-Ming has her eye on Danielle, confessing she is a milf and she wants to take her up on the restaurant kitchen surface. Ya-Ming is ready to take on the fierce competition in the mall: "It's time people woke up and smelt the Pot Noodle, I didn't shove my tits in Adjoa's face for a reason, I'm a fierce bitch, I've stood up the world leaders, Will's Mall will be a piece of dumpling." Ya-Ming was exported from Russia after taking a stand in a Russian gay protest: jumping naked on Putin whilst shouting "Putin loves the cock." Putin put Ya-Ming on the next flight to the UK. Ya-Ming has openly admitted to killing her pet Spider after it showed sings of supporting Cristian on BB16: "Not having none of that crap in my house, Harry and Sam all the way." Ya-Ming tragically killed Nevett's daughter in Will1999's supermarket after "Carmel" took the last Pot Noodles. |
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LIVE EPISODE HAPPENING NOW - sorry for the delay!
A KILLER IS ABOUT TO EXPOSED! |
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NeNe has been arrested after lying to Will and telling him she was 7 year olds. |
now, WHO KILLED Josh?
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caught on CCTV it is revealed that Danielle, Kathy and Maureen all killed Jøsh together after discovering that he was plotting to murder Mary and so to protect her Kathy murdered him by hitting him over the head with a sex toy.
Danielle and Maureen agreed to hide the body in the ball pit at the mall and help keep the murder underwraps. |
The whole Mall is in utter shock following the revelation!
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BREAKING: Nene in huge bitch fight with Danielle! Nene has been in a huge bust up with fellow colleague Danielle after Nene has admitted she wanted Danielle dead. It all started after Nene ranted: "Why isn't the bitch Danielle dead, she looks like a witch, a spawn of satan.." Danielle stormed out of the Bible basher club and shouted: "What did you say you ugly tramp face, you weave is a mess." Nene jumped on Danielle on the escalator: "Get a wash and a hairbrush you ugly fat bitch, your such a bitch." The pair continued to argue in a full scale war, Kathy couldn't help film the interview: "This things are good for FB if you know what I mean, It's all about getting those likes." Danielle shouted at Nene: "Look at you, you total wreck of society, Jesus doesn't love you, he hates you, why would he like a bitch faced trout." Nene replied: "Oh you didn't go there you fat satan worshiper, rot in hell, I'm going to chef you up and and batter you too the ground. "Oh yeah you and what army, look at you with cheap, snaky and crap clothes, WERK is a complete failure love." "you look like a prostitute, get some ****ing class." Nene raged. "Oh yeah, classy, you wouldn't know class if it hit you in the face, get some ****ing morals you ****ing cod face ****." "Oh **** off Danielle, I don't give a **** about your ****ty Bible Basher club, Jesus ****ing hates, you must be blind if you think he loves you." Nene continues. "**** off, JESUS ****ING LOVES ME! IMMA A JESUS worshipper! Look at you with you ****ing heals, you think your so ****ing high in life," an anger Danielle continued." The pair continued to argue on the escalator. "YOUR ****ING BLIND, YOU ABSOLUTE **** OF SOCIETY, ****ing die in hell," Nene comments. "Who the **** do you think you are? You look the like a murderer, go ****ing kill yourself and burn your ****ing face," Danielle raged. "You know ****ing what! I've ****ing had enough of you, rot in ****ing hell you satan ****," Nene concludes. Nene suddenly jumps off the escalator after she unscrews the bolts in the bottom platform which hides the slicer, Danielle panics and doesn't know what to do. Danielle begins to run up but it's not working, the slicers/cutter are literally cm's away from her. SUDDENLY Danielle FALLS IN AND IS CRUSHED TO PEICES. Nene commented: "The ****ing bitch got what she deserved, she deserves to rot in hell." Nene won't be arrested as police officers are worried they would look racist. Will would like to remind customers the mall is a very civil place! |
Naomi's Grandma joins the mall (Mercy) in a bid to help her granddaughter. http://www.tribunereporter.com/wp-co...uploads/92.png Yes you heard right, Naomi's fierce grandmother has joined Will's mall. Mercy, 82 is one sassy woman, coming from a rich heritage of Jamaican culture. Mercy stands for no nonsense: "If my kids left the toilet seat up, I would throw them in a lake and drown them." Mercy owns her own bar in which all the OAP's visit to sing karaoke and play bingo. Mercy is also a drug dealer, having history with Mad Mary. Mercy pushed her husband down the stairs after discovering he was having an affair with Noreen. "Noreen is a bitch, she will get what's coming to her." Mercy is a huge supporter of the LGBT community: "There my children, any ****er who is homophobic I'll batter them to the ground with my walking stick." Mercy is a supporter of UKIP and confesses to attending all their meetings: "Nigel Farrage is life, a great man at heart, god bless his soul." Mercy thinks of herself as a sex god: "I'm a very desirable and attractive woman, I'm not afraid to get dirty." |
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