203. Dean O'Loughlin (BB2 - 3rd Place)

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"Subtly sanctimonious father figure" is not a fun archetype right now in 2017 and it was not fun in 2001 either! It's easy to let Dean's awfulness slide because he's not Stuart and not Bubble but... he really isn't that good at all. Like, he doesn't make my blood curl BUT you can really make some good arguments for his suckitude. I bet you guys don't remember that *HE* of all people was the BB2 representative in the "tenth series, not tenth anniversary" shopping task on BB10!!!!! His whole shtick was talking about House Politics, which can already be nauseating and Too Much but don't forget that Dean also had arguably the worst voice on Big Brother UK, a show where having an awful voice is almost a prerequisite.

I don't know, the fact that I'm struggling to give Dean a scathing write up just shows that you could have taken pretty much anyone else, even Elizabeth or Josh or Amma, even Stuart and Bubble whom I both ****ing HATE, and they would've been better representatives for the BB10 task. They all actually would've been better suited as finalists than he was!!!! Okay, not complaining that I only dealt with half a series of Bubble and a third of a series of Stuart, but you get the idea. Boringly offensive and offensively boring. One of my good internet friends astutely said that Dean is the lost member of the BB4 cast that accidentally got let loose onto the show two years earlier and I really vibe with that. Another one of my good internet friends then astutely responded that that sentiment applies to at least half of the BB2 cast, but that's for a whooooole nother discussion. We shall end this Dean write up by acknowledging one of my favorite signs and posters held up in the crowd during a live show, this one from the funale bc we had to watch Dean for a full nine weeks: DEAN - TAKE LIFE LESS SERIOUSLY.

Fin.

"Subtly sanctimonious father figure" was one of the best things about Roberto Conte

I eagerly await Lucas' half-assed 15 words

Where is Toya's final pass

I hope Deana has suitably been given last place.

#edgy

Lucas has been removed, yes?

Kieran could dick me for 14 minutes.

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Glyn is quite possibly the most overrated housemate of all time. In a series that was supposedly defined by massive characters this non entity pulls off a 2nd place to Pete after singing a song about eggs and wanking into a condom in the shower and leaving it proudly on display. His whole personality revolved around the fact that he was young as well as being Welsh and when that's all you have to define you then what is the ****ing point. He hss since gone into politics and came out of the closet allegedly. So good for him I guess. But yes for a BB7 housemate in which the majority were overrated despite the inferiority to BB6 housemates. He stands out top of the list x

Robbed!

Anyway preparing noms

Shoo.

Saved Ray because he was already robbed of the BB4 crown and if you think you're axing him this soon you can think again!

202nd: Victoria Jensen
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This was a painful but necessary elimination I'm afraid! The start of BB17 was hella promising but there were two housemates I couldn't stand and that was the overbearing tree-hugging self-proclaimed hippie sisters. One of them stayed long enough to mature into a layered personality, the other left through a backdoor with not much character growth to convince me to keep her in this game any longer! Sorry Victoria! Sorry Jamie!

Saving dominatrix legend Natalie because her Twitter feed was probably the only good thing to come from the general election and that wasn't even inside the house!

Arthur sucked and I actually hated him at the time, although looking back, maybe hate was too strong of a word and disproportionate to his sins as he was pretty forgettable in the grand scheme of BB18, despite being a BIG CHARACTER and providing 'talking points' both of which translate to being a cunt nowadays lbr.

Arthur was your token posh guy, but he also ticked the box for BB18's wind-up merchant and frankly a posh Stephen Bear was never an archetype I'd take to very well. Arthur's catalogue of desperate antics included declothing the mannequins in the bathroom to wear himself, defacing the fittings and fixtures, berating Hannah and calling her a bad housemate for following the rules in the political debate task, throwing food all over the kitchen floor and calling everyone dickheads for no reason, only to complain about being bullied when someone dared to react. Yeah...it doesn't really work that way. I put him in the same league as Marc and Bear, but he seems to get a lot of love on here and in general and I never really understood why and the fact he was so overrated just fueled my dislike for him even further. Say what you want, but I'm CERTAIN if he wasn't fat and had a six pack, he'd be rightfully vilified for being another Bear character, but he's posh and not white trash so it's fine.

He pushed for the Shahbaz angle by provoking almost everyone for no reason and then claiming to be bullied when they reacted? First of all, I don't really remember him being bullied at all and if he was, it was certainly NOWHERE near the level of Shahbaz's treatment because Arthur was just an annoying twat who knew exactly what he was doing. He ended up walking for unspecified reasons and I was glad to see the back of him because he would've probably made it to the end if he didn't and I don't know how I would've coped with 54 days of Arthur ****ing Fulford, as if the 5 days he was in there weren't draining enough, then again I stopped watching like a week later when Sukhi walked so eh what do I care?

Save Mo cut Nicole

Wasn't trying to be edgy. I don't like Deana. :shrug:

Save Aaron cut Andy!

:joker:

Save Ziggy cut Randy Mandy!

What?!

Saved Ziggy because he was fit!

Save Sree axe JJ

Freddie, Jonny, Wolfy, Gos, Harry and Nichola are left for Macie, Daniel-X and Riley to play with

you bastard

save Freddy axe Harry