*Pours two large glasses of red wine*

Well, you see at my coffee shop I met this lovely man... I think his name was ukTurtle or something foreign like that...

Anyway, we had a few too many Irish coffee's and decided to go for a walk...

We went past number 1, Callums house and found the bouncy castle and well... I need say no more :wink:

Little do I know that my flatmate JDIZZEL is actually married to this hunk of a man...

Gosh darling, I feel so dirty... but so right... :laugh:

Come round Christina! There's enough galaxies for all!

Joins Christina on wrong side of wall as nobody is in Annies house! haha :joker:

We often play dirty scrabble, I can't help being talented at it.




You're just jealous 'cause the worst you could come up with was "tit"


:laugh:

*leaves red wine for LJ to drink and pours a rose*

OMG! Ukturtle eh? Wow that does sound erotic doesnt it? Totally foreign? Wheres he from?

Married?! OMG! to a WOMAN!? You must be kidding me darling?

So when you seeing him again? Coffee shop tomorrow? You will need to point him out..:wink: I hope you can steal him from her! :hug:

*hic*

Oh I wasnt playing dirty scrabble.. I was playing nicknames for you! Oh dear.

You should have informed me of the rules!

:shocked: Oooooh you hussy



:kiss:

Annie, keep the noise down in future please.

:wink:

Thats 12 points! :joker:

What noise?! :rolleyes:

LOL! :love:

*Drinks from bottle*

Gosh darling, I'm going to need to split this happy couple up aren't I?

I love my work outside of work.

Spread the word that their marriage is on the ropes. Put them on our fliers. :whistle:

Oh yes we should - I heard thats his PA in the TV industry. God imagine sleeping with the "help" - god.

*pours another glass*

I see Rocko is wanting to move into the town.. I wonder where he is going to live.. I really miss him but I know he will never have me back. What with the Annie factor and then me living with Tom. Its all such a mess!

*sniff sniff*

CAN I PLAY

There seems to be an annie and toms house on top of someone :laugh2:

shup
THAT WAS A MISTAKE NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO NOTICE

YEAHHH

OMG! It was all a figure of my imagination..

I should get to the TiBB surgery.. oh wait there isnt one.

Although I have an excellent nurses outfit :lovedup:

New menu :wink:

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/3...nup1jpgvc0.jpg

Dan I dont see Korma.. is a Karshmiri similar?

*Takes large swig*

Oh Ammeeeeee *hiccup*

Y'know, how beautiful you areee? H-how can he refuse thatt.

Its like, its *hiccup* its like a monkey refusing a nanaba...

...

*throws up*

6 minutes late ... here is tonights news.

*bong*

TAKEAWAY IN TIBB TOWN TRYING TO POISON RESIDENTS
EGYPTIAN PENGUIN LEARNS TO TALK
CELLULITE FOUND ON ANNIES STOMACH

... and thats it for tonight

*shuffles papers a bit*

Aye, very much the same.

*rubs LJs back while he hovers over the toilet*

Well you know.. I was thinking he might want to live with us.. I mean its a big house.. and ..

OH huni! That was a lot..

*passes tissue*

Yeah and you know threesomes are fun..

*rubs back again*

Its really rare to get cellulite there! :bawling: