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Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8198941)

Will's just discovered swear words I see

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LIVE EPISODE at 9PM!

Never mind you Internal problems

I bought Milk and its turned

Youtube video

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To save money
Wills mall is only having One Bog

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Originally Posted by arista (Post 8357818)

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To save money
Wills mall is only having One Bog

what HE STOLE THAT FROM MY PARTY

The Mall is set to close down after raking up tens of millions pounds worth of debt

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Emergency on the Pickle square section

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Originally Posted by Adam. (Post 8509354)

The Mall is set to close down after raking up tens of millions pounds worth of debt

A private buyer
helped Wills Mall out
he has to work nights in repayments

The Mall's revival is short lived as someone forgot to turn the gas off leading to the mall to blow up and killing all members of staff

It was later revealed to be a inside job and Will was sentenced to a perma ban on TIBB

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Originally Posted by Adam. (Post 8571317)

The Mall's revival is short lived as someone forgot to turn the gas off leading to the mall to blow up and killing all members of staff

No they were not Staff
but New Robots.

The Mall is back in Business

This place can ****ing do one. Aldi is just around the corner.

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Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_ (Post 8571548)

This place can ****ing do one. Aldi is just around the corner.

Aldi is not a shopping a centre.

Due to issues outside of my control the mall has closed down and we are starting a new adventure.

We are moving to the Solana Hotel in sunny Benidorm for the next venture in Will's PLC.

Ya-Ming and Noreen and aren't joining us in the move.

Kathy, Norah, Naomi, Beryl and Saskia are all heading to Benidorm.

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Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 8083424)

MAUREEN CARPETMUNCH ARRESTED AFTER VIOLENT OUTBURST'

Shoppers at Will's supermarket today were kept distressed after seeing contraception expert Maureen Carpertmunch violently rip off two men's penis' after catching them perving on her Turkish fiancée Jezebelle Grey's arse. Shoppers went into wild panic when Maureen ran down the cereal aisle with two cocks in each hand screaming 'HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE MAUREEN CARPETMUNCH SCORNED' before she slipped on a bottle of nesco coffee beans and impaled one of the erect dicks in her mouth.

Carpetmunch was arrested at the scene by security guard Beryl who slapped Maureen to the floor with the other erect cock. Maureen suffered several injurys but in an interview with Zoo magazine Maureen commented 'Having that erect cock in my mouth really made me realise that maybe carpet munching isn't half as good as a good sausage in your mouth.' Maureen has been given a five minute setence regarding her actions but will be appealing later in court today for a two minute setence.

Beryl the security guard was here to comment today 'I got really set when I saw Maureen sucking the cock and I couldn't help but orgasm myself but I realised it was job to tackle this bitch. Beryl takes no **** and it's time for people to wake up and smell the flavoured condom.'

Never forget

I think i owned both of them at some point. I remember buying the Mall at least.

Remember when I died