omfg why am I so dumb? :( I had it on itv+1 the whole time. :(

Screw it anways been trying to come up with a good excuse to pull a sicky today can't come up with anything decent. :laugh:

oh my bloody god why is rylan on wright stuff the day I pull a sicky? can't escape this dude :facepalm:

Lol @ the people on jeremy kyle that try to walk out but they never end up out of the building because the corridors are so long ass and it's like a maze in there. http://i.imgur.com/jzGargr.gif?1

:joker:

Hitting that teenage phase where your mind only thinks about girls, it's hurting the bit of intellect that I have.

...that's why the time was right on it for me..:laugh:..you looney...


...:laugh:..

..when you forget to turn your volume/earphones down after watching a movie and then you play a song and lose your drumsticks...

That stupid chirpy alarm sound that wakes me every morning

When the weather changes and it's freezing when you get out the shower first thing in the morning

When the kettle takes ages to boil

When it feels like you have literally had 5 minutes sleep

Just mornings in general today :laugh:

..yeah mornings Annie..:fist:...and when you type drumsticks instead of eardrums, I just noticed that..:fist:...

I thought you'd been playing air drums and the noise made you jump so you dropped your drumsticks :hehe: I didn't even question what you typed that's how tired I am at the minute :laugh:

...LOL I'll take that reason rather than..'that's how weird you are..'..:laugh:..

Definitely not weird ammi.....made perfect sense in my mind. Maybe I'm the weird one :laugh: :love:

.if loving you is weird then I don't want to be right..(or something like that..:laugh:..)...

..you abandoned your son and made us homeless but I'll prove he's your son...this is what day's off do to you..:fist:...

:unsure: You ok Ammi?

..I have chronic Kyle-it is..:sad:...and it's not as if the results of the DNA test are going to be on my day off so how will I ever know..:fist:...

Oh I hate that :laugh: He's probably not the dad anyway

But what if he IS the dad...

Oh today's thing: the idiot who reversed into my car today at 2mph, who the bloody hell doesn't look in their mirror to see if they're about to reverse into anything? Twat!

you know like when sometimes you watched something but you not sure if you actually just watched it because it's so retarded...this video is one of those times...


..i'm not sure what just happened. Am I in my own skin or...? :suspect:

People who stop to have a chat with the lollypop lady in the middle of the road as they're crossing :rant:

When you're walking behind someone and they just stop:shocked: and then you have to manoeuvre yourself around them, then they start walking again and you realise your walking side by side with a stranger:rant:

I give up on life and people. I'm tired of people not treating me the way I think you should act when you care about someone and then when I give up on them they act extra caring. get lost i'm done. :shrug: Rather be alone away from society now cause i'm tired. :shrug: So now i'm supposed to believe you cared all along? go away:shrug:

sites that have the top 25 of whatever subject (ie top 25 child actors you didn't know were gay) and then it's the hardest site to navigate through because there are like hundreds of ads and pops ups on it. Like, just put the list on the same page so people can scroll down and see instead of them having to press the next arrow and then wait ages for it to go to the next pic

Child Actors gay? They're normally miserable by the end of it all as the parents have never let them have a childhood.

..and also when you're in a shop and you're the only one waiting at the till and it would only take a few seconds to serve you and then for the assistant to chat with their colleague/carry on with their conversation...but they make you wait while they carry on chatting...just a few seconds/serve that one customer and then you can carry on and more privately as well without that customer having to hear what you're saying..:fist:...

..:sad:...hmmmm, it's hard really because we can sometimes think...'well this is how I care/what I give..'..type thing..?..'I wouldn't or haven't treated that person the same way/why..'..and maybe feel let down...but we're just all different and can't 'give the same' or show 'caring' in the same way...maybe they do care just as much as you but just aren't able to show it in the same way is I guess what I'm trying to say..?..if you 'give up on them' and then they become extra caring, is that not a 'sign'..?.their way of saying it/showing it..the way they know how to and feel able to..?..

..this so much, I HATE that and sometimes you'll be on pic 3 or something and then press the arrow to go to the next one and it take you to pic 17 and miss out all the others..:fist:...now if I can't scroll down, if they can't show me them all in one go, I just click off the site and am not interested in what they have to offer..:idc:...

Got to agree with Ammi and being served in a shop....i was on holiday and the assistant completely ignored us, we were at the till and she just carried on talking with her friend whilst serving us, she did the whole transaction without saying a word to us:shocked: safe to say we didn't go there to spend our money again!

..yeah it can be so annoying Ruby..as interesting as their lives are I only went in to buy cotton wool buds....:fist:...





...things that irritate/make you sad...waking up in an empty house on a Saturday morning..:sad:...

^^^aww :(

The other day I was going through a list of hidden adult themes in childrens cartoons.
Just now I am watching arnold and in one part arnold and his friend say there's this lady downtown that's known to [porn music] work with equipment. [emphasis on equipment]. then when they reach her the lady is like which one of you touched my button? :umm2:

Vogue-"officially in the era of the booty" is it vogue? really? :shrug: we're officially in it because of kartrashian and iggy Izea whatever her name is? :shrug: because women have not have not had booties for ages? :shrug: ****ing can't stand media.

the more I get older the more I see how they manipulate things and I can't stand it because it affects how people are treated in everyday life.

Awww:hug:

My brat going back to uni... :(

Definitely going to be socially inept for the rest of my life. Any social do, I just sit there like a lemon inthe corner pretending to be doing stuff on my phone

Probably doesn't help that everyone got drunk 30 minutes in

Ah well, wasted money and wasted night. Rather just stay in and watch random **** on YouTube

practice my friend. Don't be selfish and deny people of your true personality.



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when Jennifer's body and the craft are on at the same time. why is life so cruel? :(

..this is not true at all and I ain't 'avin it...see, if they all got drunk within 30 minutes then they're just not who you would choose to socialise with.. and in that situation most people would feel 'socially inept' and most of us have played with our phone or some such thing at these things..it isn't you and it isn't socially inept, it's just having something in common and socialising with the right people and you'll totally feel yourself and be fine and they will love you and be glad you're there...so that really is all there is to it...

..but at least you went and tried so that's a good thing and a positive and you know more who you don't want to socialise with...

..socially inept for the rest of your life, pffft such nonsense..THAT'S MY IRRITATION..:fist:...being drunk within 30 minutes is a bit more socially inept tbh....well a lot more...

..I was just looking at one of these and after I'd scrolled along around four pages, I really didn't care anymore..:idc:..

People waking you up when you're trying to go to sleep.

Horrible little runts.

..nope, can't think of anything..

Women on dating sites who send me a message first time but have no conversation.

One or two word replies that lead nowhere. :mad:

..well, maybe that's just telling you that they're not the ladies for you, Gusto...better to know that sooner, eh...