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Originally Posted by MaryMary'sBoyChild (Post 8372293)

Have Rudolph and Augustine been replaced by a Holocaust survivor

fa la la la
la la la la

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Originally Posted by St. Nicolas Cage

Trolley of the Lake - Mockman McMockymock

http://i.imgur.com/kY1k6wY.jpg

Shopping trolley
Shopping trolley
Not even sorry
Shopping trolley

(Mockman stumbles out of bed, with his lucky stapler in hand. He makes his way to the kitchen where Angela Rippon is seen colouring in a picture of a quail

I woke up about 2pm, got dressed
What should I have in my sandwich? Egg cress
But I haven't got a coin for the trolley! Bare stress

Shopping trolley
Shopping trolley
Not even sorry
Shopping trolley

(Mockman tries to find his keys but Is distracted by an advert for a new caravan park opening in Dawlish which features Craig David being attacked by a giant chaffinch)

I wonder home from work, tired out
What do I see in the middle of the lake? I shout
Some idiot some Moron, deserves a clout
A bloody shopping trolley, **** about

(Mockman points and stares at said shopping trolley, half bemused, half pondering the meaning of life. Wagner appears on a large cardboard cloud and begins to convince Mockman that if he tries hard enough in life, he can achieve anything)

Shopping trolley
Shopping trolley
Not even sorry
Shopping trolling

(Mockman enters stage on a golden shopping trolley playing the Jazz harp, a picture of a young Chris Akubusi appears on the screen for absolutely no reason at all

There are trolley bays, you helmet
Why not use them, they'll get wet
They cost money, more than ket
This song is so bad, it's like I'm on ket

(Mockman exits the shopping trolley and transforms into a beige unicorn called Celine. Some say it was named after Celine Dion but Mockman denies this citing instead that it is named after his uncles hairdresser)

Shopping trolley
Shopping trolley
Not even sorry (well I kind of am)
Shopping trolley

(Dave Benson Phillips wonders on the stage looking confused then realises this isn't the set of his latest show '2 girls 1 filing cabinet'. He soon is escorted off the stage in handcuffs)

I guess the moral of the story is, well
I dont have a ****ing clue, shell
Running out of things to say and rhyme, bell
Might as well end it here, hell

(Mockman floats off into the distance aboard his unicorn whilst dozens of small flute playing Guinea pigs march beneath him, presumably happy that they have found suitable employment at last)

Rumour has it that Steve Harvey will be host for tomorrow win reveal

Mock's a busy man today

I wonder home from work, tired out
What do I see in the middle of the lake? I shout
Some idiot some Moron, deserves a clout
A bloody shopping trolley, **** about

:joker: i love Sticks

i have no idea whats going on but i love it

is this by any chance by mock

Great stuff St. Nicolas Cage.:wavey::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

I like the colour of the text

infact it reminds me of nathan's child on a scooter song which made me howl when it was posted so it made me laugh more so good job

I've got a feeling that you all will be seeing my face and a scoreboard for Denmark's vote results tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by Mistletom* (Post 8372300)

i have no idea whats going on but i love it

Same :joker:

:clap1:

I ***ing love this place. It's like a holiday camp twinned with a psychiatric secure unit.

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Originally Posted by Jaysus (Post 8372301)

is this by any chance by mock

Do you really think he's that narcissistic/coherent

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Originally Posted by Livia (Post 8372309)

I ***ing love this place. It's like a holiday camp twinned with a psychiatric secure unit.

Well that's the setting for my performance out of the bag

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Originally Posted by MaryMary'sBoyChild (Post 8372311)

Well that's the setting for my performance out of the bag

There's my top mark then... right there.

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

Terribly sorry, we were briefly hijacked there-
The security at TiBB TV is quite sub-par I must say. I was threatened with rape.
By me tbf
lol yea
Here are the lovely Iceland!

Someone has to edit the wiki from Iceland onwards, I gtg. Cya!

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Originally Posted by Black Xmas

Log On To TiBB You Fool

Youtube video

(In the style of Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding)

Sometimes we fight but that's alright
We're a family after all
Close that thread
Infract em' all
Bold Josy she can solve it all
Ask Marsh he's felt the ban hammer before, for sure

Play a game, do your bit
Go ahead and debate s**t
Befriend Ammi, Nat or Liv
The nicest ladies you're likely to meet
No shade Naimh or Bex you girls are so sweet, on fleek

So log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Post a thread on TiBB
P-P-Post a thread on TiBB soon
What are you waiting for?

You'll meet Ben he's alright
Shaun and Dezzy will give you a fright
Or if you're brave, why not take on LT and Kirk in serious debates
Or just join and rank the Big Brother housemates, post haste

You'll probably stay up late
On TiBB past 3am
Join a Social Club or two, be in a Pub Quiz crew
What are you waiting for?

So log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Post a thread on TiBB
P-P-Post a thread on TiBB soon
What are you waiting for?

So log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Post a thread on TiBB
P-P-Post a thread on TiBB soon
What are you waiting for?

You'll probably stay up late
On TiBB past 3am
Join a Social Club or two, be in a Pub Quiz crew
What are you waiting for?

So log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Post a thread on TiBB
P-P-Post a thread on TiBB soon
What are you waiting for?

So log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Post a thread on TiBB
P-P-Post a thread on TiBB soon
What are you waiting for...

In the words of RuPaul: "In a word, shenshational."

(oh amy what was your artist name btw?)