Yikes

The scars on his chest I presume

Mess @ Sandra not being here for this tribal

I'm trying to work out the thought process behind Varner thinking ANY of this would work out successfully :think:

This is a trainwreck

Why did Varner think this would be a good idea

He's such an awful player

So i guess Zeke wins the season now. That´s OK though, since he is my sweepstake.

Maybe this explains why it was never mentioned/used as a storyline in S33

Him thinking Storm Trooper was enough to know

I'd self-evict out of embarassment

Just end the episode already.

Not Varner vs Sarah

Varner might as well leave now

Just do the vote already so i can go do the results on the sweepstake.

No vote welp

Zeke is gonna get asked back so many times now by producers until he wins, he'll be the seasons fan fave

I wish I found him entertaining/liked his gameplay because I really want to root for him after this but I just know he's gonna continue playing the same game/align with the same people he already has and I just can't stan him because of this one storyline - idk if that's too harsh/unfair?

That being said that was a horrible game move from Varner. He should have just stayed with the first part and leave out the second part. He just helped Zeke win the game though.

1st time ever no-vote on a tribal?

Merge next time?

Hopefully someone i dislike goes next time.

I still don't really like Zeke even though I do feel reeeaaalll sorry for him

What a way for Varner to go out though, his height of desperation to reach the jury reaches the biggest low as he is closer as ever. Grim yet poetic ending to his Survivor journey, and it's a shame about the last 20 mins tarnishing him as he was really good as Sandra's sidekick.

Mess

If Jury starts next week then Cirie has made it to jury without even lighting her torch <3

Yeah I felt bad for Zeke obviously and he handled it very well but I still don't like him

Sarah is now one of my faves though :love: Even before TC I laughed @ her saying 'I'm irate' in the most monotone voice

Sarah's speech about accepting diversity despite being from a small town was a howl considering she voted Trump :laugh:

None of this would've happened if they booted Varner over the Queen last week :fist:

Oh god, that whole ordeal was an entire mess. I'll probably post my thoughts tomorrow, as I have quite a bit to say and don't know how to articulate it right now :p