macie :oh:

194. Jonny Regan (BB3 - 2nd Place)

https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net...20130514153811

I feel like I've already done a write up on Jonny so maybe that's why I've been avoiding this one but he really is one of the EVIL forces of early franchise BBUK who doesn't get recognized enough for how bad he is. If I had to describe him in two words, it would be UNFUNNY CLOWN. He was all about ~wacky fun and games~ and ~practical jokes~ and all that bull****, and then when people got sick of it he'd start throwing himself a pity party because "I was just nominated for aving a laff and bein myself x" and then the public would fall for it and he would only get like MAYBE 30% of the vote to evict?!?!?! And then he got super self-righteous towards the end and threw a tantrum bc he was nominated THREE ****ING TIMES and he screamed so loud in someone's face, I wanna say Jade, that the veins were popping out of his neck and all that ****. I don't know, like I don't think Jonny was a conscious force of evil but he really pulled all that Ziggy, Darnell, Siavash, John James, and Aaron **** long before they did whether he knew it or not. Goodbye and good riddance!

kween, thank you.

Jake, you're up!

Saved Jonty because... well I don't know why really.

193rd: Dan Neal (BB14)
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By far the worst housemate of BB14, Dan was the most obnoxious of assholes and probably still is. Now shacked up to Rylan in what is 100% not just a celebrity-chasing sham, he started off as a "not your average gay" trope and spent the first half of BB14 second-guessing every single production move. Taking every one in 100 correct guess as justification for his ex-policeman mastermind status was just the tip of the iceberg, though, and he soon turned his "I'VE GOT EVERYTHING SUSSED" divaship on the weaker housemates. He refused to let Jemima talk about her daughter's near-death experience, he refused to let Wolfy be her weird spiritual lesbian self, and he refused to let Gina and Dexter play their childish mindgames.

And just look at that ****ing calendar! A CALENDAR? A BLOODY CALENDAR? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? He just makes me angry whenever I remember him and I hope he wakes up feeling absolutely NOTHING.

Final Pass Rachel
Axe Ashleigh

Save Adjoa
Cut Jay

I will save Alison and cut Louise.

Save Victoria
Axe Cristian

NOOO. I WAS THIRSTING x

nnn I wasn't looking at the pictures and got the Rachel's confused omg :skull:

Hasn't he got some nudes somewhere? I'll post that as the pic to go with the write up for you darling X

Thanks treacle X

Shshshshshhshs not bloody Rachel Ifon getting Rachael White's final pass I'm SCREAMING

I did think it was a bizarre final pass choice but then we've already seen Biannca and Rebecca given them, so...

mistakes were made </3

Rebecca WAS BB18 though?

can someone PLEASE eliminate Luke S before Macie gets to save him at the end

Cristian MJC:
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'A piece of toast is more fookin interesting than you' - Helen Wood on Cristian MJC, circa June 2016. It is argued that her analogy is a FACT.

I feel a tad bad for cutting Cristian because he is RIDICULOUSLY handsome (and Jasmine Lennard said he liked his men more than his women which makes him even more attractive). He wasn't actually offensive (bar one or two really cringeworthy moments) but cutting him HAD to be done before he sailed through to the bloody latter stages, just like he did during BB16. I feel like my write ups are becoming increasingly repetitive bc I just keep cutting the bores but Cristian really was a bore. He had no idea about BB, he was a snob but in the most boring of fashions and he was so incredibly fake. It just seemed like BB was a platform for him to boost his career as a ~rapper~ (I use the term rapper loosely) and actually didn't really give a **** about being in there and didn't care about his experience. He was clocked by Helly (ugh such a legend wish I could've final passed her) for being so monotonous and dormant and decided all of a sudden to get a personality and start behaving like a twat attacking far superior housemates such as Jade. It was all very try hard and embarrassing to watch and he still somehow managed to say? I just don't get it. He went back to being a bore once he felt he did have to prove himself to the former housemates and finished dead last in the final despite being the 'hot male' of the year, I mean that just highlights how bloody terrible he was the hot males are always guaranteed at least about bloody fourth!

I save Karly because her thick Scottish accent just made everything she said a cackle >>>

Save Karly cut Tom

Oh

I save Stuart and cut Tom then

save Luke cut Aaron? Final pass Luke if possible????

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